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Show that an undercover third grade girl lured Turbo with doggy THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - Pkge 12 Turbo does hard time biscuits towards the school Of course being busted within can Anyway, you imagine 1000 feet pf a school only Okay, call me paranoid, I which I wouldn't be if everyone my surprise when found out makes the crime more serious. wasn't out to get me, and if that my dog had been picked I couldn't decide whether or these voices in my head would up and hauled to jail. Aren't not to bail him out After all, parents always the last to he needs to learn his lesson, know that their kids... I mean to pay his debt to society. me telling I dont condone this kind of I dog... are headed down a road that behavior. But there he was my of crime. am... but child... Turbo I mean dog... I just own is One is it a day learning tricks like rolling over, sitting didn't have the heart to let him coinddenoe or does it down, laying down and rot in jail. He said he was seem a fetching all for Beef innocent, that he didn't do it, that he Basted Biscuits and he is next to the spent the morning strange ol down kids an also? with following you One week I write an article to the high school, girlfriend... but and mention Monticello Chief trying to score some hey, I am a seasoned reporter of Police Kent Adair and the doggy biscuits. and believe me, I've I dont know next week my dog is picked up heard it all before. and thrown into jail. Yep, the exactly how he went So I tried to from doggy biscuits ol Doggy Prison for Turbo. retrace cow hide his steps to to bones. I few weeks Just a ago, I out all check his story. saw the wrote an article about region Sure, Retracing his steps wrestling and mentioned our tell tale signs of abuse... was pretty easy Chief of Police. Okay, I didn't substance since he had call him Chief of Police, I dog breath, marked called him Coach Adair. I bringing home old every from shoes but telephone pole innocently accurately stinking between my house neighbors reported the facts and merely the mentioned that "I could tell garage. Pretty soon he was and the high school. Just my every time things got real doing the hard stuff, he was luck, the City had moved all intense because Coach Ronnie bringing home deer carcasses the telephone poleB down Musselman would grab Coach and rolling around in dead Abqjo Drive. So I followed his Kent Adair around the neck things. I know he needed help, tracks just to check his alibi. Turns out that he had and start rubbing his head... but I didnt think he would round and round... real follow kids to school and try to stopped by to visit an old flame score Basted Beef Biscuits. Belle, a rather notorious and nervous like. loose dog with a Husky howl Now out of politeness to What is a parent to do? I Although understand the that hangs around the street people with no hair on their head, I mean, I am real need to crack down on dogs corner (by Bill and Lynda sensitive that way. I know that have substance abuse Boyles house) just a little that some men sit up and problems, I am almost sure more than she should... listen when Karl Malone tries to Bell Rogaine. I know that not all meii are tiying to make quit little although I can see why he is A NlCCrV CVTD I ''I iEliiRE quite unsightly and as a leader of Russia should have been able to afford a toupee or a nice SERVING ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL NEEDS TOM PALMER hat. But let the Record show that I did NOT say, "Ronnie polished Coach Adairs head, I did NOT say, Ronnie waxed 435-678-21- 08 Fax I did NOT use any Kojak jokes, I did NOT head, fPrequ a 435-678-32- 68 U I 435-587-21- MBSK A i r A b ra s i cTt&I Lfa sec Dr. G.O. Miller, DDS Dr. Brian J. Goodwine, DDS FAMILY DENTISTRY AND ORTHODONTICS - 435-587-25- 28 217 S 100 W Monticello 7 am - 7 pm Mon - Fri TODAYI 00 The farming season is just around the comer Lets start to work on your farming financial needs so you will be ready when its time' to put the tractor in the field NewlDigitallDiagnosis rubbing someones head me. Call Vana Young O IV I ARE YOU READY? I -- sounds fairly safe in these modern times. However, I digress, what was I talking about... oh, yeah... I was merely tiying to explain that one dry I write about the Chief of Police... the next day my dog is thrown in the slammer. Sounds like fumy business to e &i INTEREST RA and buffed Coach Adairs Ronnie as about Chief Adair. I seem to remember that Thumper Rabbit thumped his foot when he got excited... so A CUO JVioMETOWN MORTGAGE had that really weird birth mark on his head that .was about Coach You beautiful eyes... one brown... probably wonder where. I am one blue. Seems that his story going with this... me too. I was desperate to find my was checking out. affair love torrid had Their mining dog, so I did what any started out rocky and was intelligent dog owner would surrounded by a case of do: I started driving around mistaken identity and a love calling and whistling for triangle (I feel like I am writing Turbo. I made several phone call a and found that Officer a Romance Novel). Bill Boyle awoke one morning Bert Wright had captured my to the howls of love and accused dog earlier in the day. That-mus- t have been hard... lower my dog Turbo (who was safely locked in the garage at the the tailgate and say, "Come time) of trying to put Belle into on Turbo, get in the back. And thus his journey to a family way. Turns out the lover was none other than that Doggy Prison had started. sly hound dog Cody Sonder-egge- r. Isnt this a great small town. So I assured Bill that I am looking for my dog for 15 although Jesse Jackson may minutes and several people have a love child, Turbo does stopped to tell me where I not. He was fixed by the vet and could find him and already had been locked up that knew that he had been busted. You cant do anything in this particular morning. I remember going to the vet town without everyone just like it was yesterday. I told knowing about it Even when Turbo, We are going to the vet it was just your dog. so you can get neutered. But Fortunately, Officer Jim he is kind of hard of hearing so Eberling came to the house he thought I said we are going and took me down to the to the vet so you can get Doggy Prison, even though it tutored, which he thought was wasnt visiting hours. It was like Special Ed for dogs, a good thing I got there when because well... he needs a little I did as Turbo was just about ' help as he is a few biscuits short to get tattooed and body of a happy meal. pierced. We are awaiting Anyway, he was pretty dam sentencing but it looks like Turbo may have to spend time excited about getting "tutored until he found out that even if in rehab. I'Reflna they go bald headed in public, and I support their right to display their cranium as they see fit. Except for Gorbochev - he statement sound the same... it attracted to her, she has doesnt mean they are. a fashion statement when mention sunglasses or glare, I did NOT tell everyone the joke about a bald head is merely a solar panel for a sex machine. No! I kept all that cheap stuff out of my respectable article and merely said that I could tell when Coach Ronnie got excited because he rubbed Coach Adairs head. Really, it could have been as much a tViingw Community i fgV LSN0M (Ban- - (Dove CtUSmtity Soyem 305 South Guyrene 1339 970-677-22- 41 Your Amount Insured To $100,000 TOLL FREE |