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Show r A- - Pack Creek Ranch A Country Inn & Guest Ranch A 2r. O- - o Q'vsf fcO.y 3 f L V- . f Vl- L -v t &. - MAROONED " DO SOLEMNLY DARKNESS "What we have here is, a failure to communicate"! Now, there's a reason to go to the movies, there is no better collection of verbiage to better define the world in which we live. This of course was the beginning of numerous speeches by the warden in, "Cool Hand Luke". Needless to say, time doesn't permit me to share my solutions for a better world but, I've got a bunch of other crappola that there's plenty of time for. For my first vent, twist and rage, I would like to do a double half splainer on Stiles and the "Downtown Merchants". "Jimmy Dearest" did this last fat the few cats about downtown kids mental a over month, something hanging being around the area committing such heinous crimes as smoking. Oh my, there goes the neighborhood. So, without taking on a page twoish tone, let me splain' a little something to you Lucies! First of all, the majority of our visitors come from either Europe or densely populated urban areas. Confronted with the same situation, it could and often is life threatening. 1 seriously doubt that a flick of a bic is going to make or break their experience here. So now, through the miracle of assumption, let us explore the truth of the matter. Most merchants grew up cither respecting or at least fearing adults. They are infuriated when their demands are ignored and God forbid, challenged. Well buckaroos, for better or worse, the youth of today has sucked up enough information through the media and that info highway to substantiate the fact that age does not a king make. Some of the youth have been bashed around so much that there is very little chance that they'll ever respect anything and with others, well you'll just have to earn it same as you do with adults. Since child abuse has become so exposed of late, as well as publicized, another interesting factor in the equation is that these kids are very much aware that they have rights...the legal kind. I personally have been threatened with litigation by a twelve year old. Although I was somewhat suspect of the grounds and type of suit, the I i i FROM THE RANCH Enjoy 1 or 2 hour rides in the foothills of the La Sal Mountains 1 hour ride...$15person 2 hour ride$25person 3 hour ride or more$1250person SPECIAL TWILIGHT RIDES JOIN US FOR DINNER NIGHTLY: 6:30 TO 8:30 (Call for a reservation) (801)259-550- 5 P.O. Box 1270 Moab, UT 84532 thang-ditty-w- 1233 S. Hwy. 191 (next to Red Sands Body Shop) 259-522- 3 IN DON'T MISS OUR BIG HALLOWEEN, FAT TIRE FESTIVAL TREASURE HUNT! Moab's FIRST mountain bike touring company. CELEBRATION OF HALLOWEEN, WERE DOING THE PUNKIN HEAD CUT FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE ON THE HAIRSTYLE CUTTING EDGE. aa |