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Show THE ZEPHYRJAN-FE- B MilOP 1994 PAGE 29 MMTIIs) Female Cartoonist to draw cartoons of females. m J I'm throwing in die towel. I'm a sensitive guy (if not a New Age sensitive guy), and having all these angry women wanting to strangle me, simply because I (apparently) failed to capture their true beauty, has taken its tolL I'm a shattered man. Now that I have incurred the wrath of the only woman elected to either of Grand County's governing bodies, it is time to cut my losses and run like helL Until I can find a cartoonist, I will be using the generic female head with detachable hair styles gender-compatib- le pictured here. In extreme situations, I will cartoon a woman, but only if she signs a "Whiner's Waiver." This document prohibits the subject from complaining about die finished work, which is, after all, a CARTOON, not a PORTRAIT. To those women who did recognize the difference and saw the intended humor in it all, I salute you..J adore you. Stiles i ' |