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Show THE ZEPHYROCTOBER 1992 PAGE 7 "...he is the Egg Man." ( , . Many years ago, there was a place called the Home of Truth. Its spiritual leader believed that their small colony was located on the very axis of the Earth. Only they would be saved from the Doom that was about to befall the planet. It turns out they were located about 15 miles south of Monticello and, unless you want to call the last 50 years Doom (and one could make that argument), no great catastrophe allowed only them to survive. In a more enlightened time, the true believers come to Dave's Comer Market, not for Salvation, not for the consumption of Fower...they come merely for "the Standing of the Eggs." Every six months, on the Vernal and Autumnal Equinox, Dave stands eggs on . end. He stands them on flat surfaces. He stands them on doped surfaces (up to Tim 8 grade, according to surveyor Keogh). He stands them on the head of funtionaries at the Hansen Panetarium scoff at finishing nails. While vision-les- s such rituals and say that eggs will stand on end any day of the year, we who for "the Standing og the Eggs" know better. , gather As Dave said just the other day, "They don't understand.. J am at One with my ' ..v; egg-- " . . . 4 ' JS. Yt Join the Om-the-Com- ter VJU -- l.I--i.lH 550 South Main Gang and help solve the zoorld's problems. 259-700- 0 o wtVtj COME TRY OUR NEW SANDWICH ITEMS: VEGIE SANDWICH STEAK SANDWICH PATTY MELT Open Daily 6AM to 10PM $ VME&a MW SUOAiL fCR MY I state liquor license Tfffi foPttS |