Show WELL s BRIDE AND GROOM FOOLED PEL LOW passengers real quarrel got up for the ben eft of the conductor and deceived even that experienced official the secret revealed I 1 hace traveled as a pullman con ductor for twenty five years and have seen hundred newly married cou pies said a man with a blue suit and bright buttons as a santa fe train came into the union depot the other day but not until this trip did I 1 ever see a bride and groom who could keep the public from knowing they were on a honeymoon trip but this couple about which speak certainly did fool me to perfection A handsome oung man and a blushing beautiful girl got on my car at chicago as we stained west I 1 noticed that the man sat down very selfishly and immediately began read ing a newspaper as if he dian didn t know a winsome little woman was sitting beside him he had a cool and haughty air about him and I 1 rather disliked him for his lack ot courtesy pretty soon I 1 went around to collect tickets and asked him for them without taking his eyes from his paper he said mary give the man the tickets and went on reading yon know I 1 haven t the tickets quickly replied athe woman then youre kt them retorted the angry husband for I 1 gave them to you before we got anthe train you either his wife replied 1 did you I 1 know I 1 dla and I 1 know yon do you mean to say I 1 tell what isn t no but I 1 m sure you ve lost the tickets replied the husband with a look of extreme disgust in his counte nance I 1 saw trouble was brewing and told them I 1 would return later to get the tickets continued the pullman conductor as he told his story to a crowd around him when I 1 went back the man was reading and the woman w as pouting the hicl ets were in a seat across from them and I 1 checked them up bisot a word was spoken as I 1 returned the tickets to the woman and left A fellow in the car asked me it that was a newly married couple and I 1 informed him it certainly gasn wasn t for both man and woman fussed too much tor that I 1 offered to bet him they had been married ten years well we finally reached el paso where the man and woman were to get off the train As the tram slowed up the man called me to him and said look here old man youve been rather nice to us and we want to let you into a little secret W e w ere mar ned just before getting on this train that fuss about the tickets a as all arranged before we started and I 1 bought the newspaper just to make the bluff good don t you we behave well for bride and groome |