| Show aa C 1 lo 10 ia I 1 needs to be made of dust but doesn t it seem strange that the lord should haye have made man of dust not at all of course the lord knew that eve was to b created next well well a man must be made of dust who is going to have a woman depend ent on him where she kept them miss it was so cold in my bedroom last night that my teeth post miss 0 O come now miss I 1 say my teeth post lively chattered all the time miss 0 O I 1 thought lo 10 0 o i were going to say you found them frozen in the tumbler of water this morning WORE A WIG e 6 t 4 01 V A mrs threescore Graci gracious oust haven t you found that ribbon tor for my hair yep yet her maid yes in m mrs threescore then what heeps keeps you so longi her md I 1 in m looking for the hair supposed it had settled we think wrote the ma manufacture ers of printing machinery that it is about time you were paying some thing on the press you bought of us it is now about a year since you got it I 1 want waon t aware that I 1 owed you an anthne ill ng answered the editor of the by return mail you told me when I 1 ordered the press that it would pay tor for itself in six months chicago news her impress on chere is a german family on the west bide that has lately hired a col ored girl fresh from the country the other day when the daily order of pret ezis arrived the B new ew girl S sent ent them back why melinda what did you do that fora her mistress D eed missus replied melinda dat foolish baker done forgot en ell put ill de salt on de outside chicago nem S worse than the west mv exclaimed the western man these eastern people certainly do beat us when it comes to lanchin s and the like what are you about demanded his wife down by the station just now I 1 heard a couple 0 female tourists falm tri m the east about their par lor hangin s philadelphia public ledger none left over Club berly what did your wife say nhen you got in this mornings 7 9 leightman she said she waste any words on me Club berly ah you were lucky leightman no much she dian didn t waste any for I 1 believe she used ev ery one she could think of necessary optimist yes there s a place for every one in this world pessimist I 1 can t see any use in a lot of old cranks optimist why the world Is only 9 a big piece of machinery and it could nt at revolve without them detroit free press no evidence to the contrary friend I 1 think her mother Is a sensible woman the lover well a I 1 dont think she likes me friend oh I 1 merely said she was a sensible woman like bett ng on a sure thing cholly do you think that miss old mayde Is really very anxious to get 7 9 polly well I 1 think that before a man proposes to her he should be mighty certain that he loves her coreless have you heard about this new variety of apple that wilt will soon be placed on the farhet yet ye there ain aint t a going to be no core corp cleveland leader first round just one kiss before I 1 go he pleaded and will you jou be satisfied with onea she asked I 1 should say not he replied then get busy she said exceedingly cool cookley talk about your eaves droppers that 8 the coolest one I 1 ever saw coakley what is thata jockle an icicle thele I 1 k i 11 the shrew she they say that the best bus hus bands are always thoughtful in litt little Is things are you that way mr smith smith no I 1 don t have to be my wife always calls attention to them before I 1 haie a chance to think de free press arms and the man winkle count duello is a daring swordsman twinkle yes he ran through a cool million without any trouble proper term myer yes in order to get away un observed he resorted to a subterfuge gyer I 1 see he s a sort of a hubter fugitive as it were not that sort mr Kl closeman Klose naan my dear im I 1 m afraid that sealskin sack I 1 promised you mrs closeman Kl that s enough john you promised it and mr closeman Kl but wove weve got to econ economize mize you must make some sac mrs closeman Kl determinedly yes but it wont be a sealskin ack not in his line what 8 s them letters aou ou got up there over the door demanded nu ritch inspecting the plans for his new mansion that replied the architect Is salve which means salve I 1 never made any in my life my money was made in soap take em down philadelphia Ph Phi press untold agony nell she wants to see you belle I 1 haven t seen her tor for some time nell I 1 guess ashes she s been sick she says she has been suffering untold agony belle oh that may mean simply that she s got some secret she wants to tell me versatile Vers atil ty does versatility count tor for anything in the theatrical profession it does answered mr storming ton barnes if it is the right kind of versatility I 1 am now looking for a man who can do anything from load ing trunks on a dray to wearing a dress suit and taking tickets his share of trouble things are very dear said the dis satisfied citizen yes said senator sorghum but we e are all feeling it alike I 1 can remember the time when votes could be bought for a dollar apiece that can t te e bought now at a any price wash I 1 ington agton star not will ng to pay well sir brusquely inquired the girl iris s father what can I 1 do tor for 3 ou why er I 1 called sir stammer d i the timid suitor to see if er u would give assent to my marriage 0 your daughter not a cent sir not a cent good ay I 1 where balmy br breezes dezes blow he lived in a low rambling house but I 1 understood you to say it had only two tro rooms that a true but this vas in the cy clone district of kansas new or leans times democrat cold cars in chicago I 1 understand there Is no danger from bacteria in the chicago street cars why not they freeze to death cleveland plain dealer HER MESSAGE i 0 9 71 0 a V butler beg pardon maam but theres a burglar in the drawing room roo ma am mrs Par venue well tell him we dont don t receive on wednesdays corrected she oh you men with your brov erbs you say that knowledge is power yet he well isn t it ita she Knowledge 9 no its the way you do your our hair Dro brooklyn oklyn life superior man bacon dacon do you think man is superior to an animal egbert sure thing why MY some men can kick more with only two feet than a mule can once in a while his reason jones Is a friend of yours isn t he hea sure then why don t you give me an introduction to him that s why houston post envy she did you notice how that bald headed man stared at my poodle he yes he looked to me as it he wanted to know what kind of hair restorer that poodle uses very likely gee chizz youre you re slow remarked the hare I 1 know it the tortoise admitted I 1 suppose if there s anything in this transmigration theory I 1 must have been a messenger boy at one time fills cavities and extracts who is this gentleman whom you always take with you in the auto oh there are so many tack tacks thrown in the street lately he s a dentist journal Amu sant 4 robbie s idea the mother yes she s a good woman robbie she Is always cast ing her bread on the water the boy I 1 don dont t call that good mamma dont you suppose the poor fishes like cake once in a while A selfish motive farmer here buckle buckle duck ie le come get the corn duck no thanks sl SI I 1 don dont t want corn for breakfast halt half as bad as you want duck tor for dinner |
