| Show real wonder great guns what terrible piano flaying Is girl you said was it is what Is wonderful about hera why it Is wonderful how she keeps the neighbors from assassinating her coulden couldn t spare boy wlllie pa cant ou spare money enough to buy me gun pa my son I 1 am going to get you a gun when I 1 can spare a boy but not before at the seaside younger Si you don t intend to go in the water why did you put on bour bathing suit you don t look at all v oil in it elder bieter r knowin but to make some sacrifices to be in style ambiguous mr ieh I 1 ve the physical culture canze in my head do you think there is anything in if penelope I 1 certainly think there Is something in physical culture judge true indeed earthquakes turn abuses upside down how do they look then pa pa oh just e any house when the Is I 1 beeping bachelor s hall in the time what D d she mean bah jove I 1 wonder it mis rose knows that I 1 don t drink but soft stuff clai a I 1 suppose so I 1 heard ber eay you a soft drinker A kind chaperon tass my chaperon was just as bice as she could be she told me while we were at the shore I 1 must keep jack hugard at a distance jess but I 1 thought you liked jack tess so I 1 do she meant keep him at a distance from her honk honk harmony Runny bout has a beautiful auto mobile suit and hat but no auto no he is having the machine ea to math the clothes teacher johnnie name a bird TRUE that Is now extinct johnnie our the cat him an U what does remind you of I 1 hate to tell because its a reflection on bif binsz no I 1 don t understand well explain every time I 1 see he me of a little bill I 1 ve owed him for over a year ev dently needed teaching the vacation schools and the warm weather brought an obnoxiously odor youngster to teacher who sect her home to de washed on the returning less aromatic said the youngster to the teacher me wants to know 11 I 1 come here to git beached or git new york sun if it was good what di I 1 columbus do that pleased the kinga asked the kindergarten teacher he stood an egg on an end re plied the smart boy and what did he do then the smart boy thought tor a moment and then responded he ate the egg lots like him he s quite an active political work er isanthe oh no he has not reached that stage ye why he talks of nothing but poll tics tee he s merel an active pollyl cal talker adv ce no I 1 will never marry adv man who chasn t grit enough to go and papa for me all light but you ought to remember that your father has a weak heart and budden joy has often been known to prove fatal in such cases good news if true she ann are you really so much letter since you returned from your trip abroad he yes indeed I 1 m quite an other man I 1 assure you shewell I 1 m sure all your friends will bo delighted to hear it poor artist art and drama met there are not so many young men wedded to me as formerly said art I 1 suppose they could not support you interrogated drama no ahe trouble was I 1 could not support them just a slap miss knox I 1 think mr boozey wants to surprise you walh a birthday gift soon mies miss knox he asked me it I 1 knew when your thirty fifth birthday would be A D ff cult process what are you doings asked maud studying russian answered ma mie do you know I 1 believe I 1 have discovered why the russians are de feared so often when a russian gen bial gives a command it must con sume a lot of valuable time to get out a lexicon and translate it to the troops dark secret la montt when I 1 see a chap in a big black windsor bow I 1 always late la moyne indeed I 1 suppose you speculate whether he is an artist or an actor la montt no I 1 speculate whether he has on a shirt or whether he has not setting traps and caps yes the foreign duke was cons ous among the beach smart circles you don t say how many omen were after him thirty but there are only fifteen young ladies at the beach yes but each has a mamma sure S agn he s had good luck at poker late ly how do you know I 1 heard him remark this morning that its a mistake to say poker lent a thoroughly scientific gains reform senator kraft is talk ng a good deal about the need of reform in poll tics yes reminds me of a drunken man handing out temperance tracts slang tabooed clara our club bars out gum chew ing and slang bertha it does clara yes women who chew gum and talk slang t to cut any ice in a literary club popular remedy say colonel hat do ou take for the malaria down herec whisky and quinine suh well suppose the remedy fails then I 1 stop the quinine suh it uri it was a license AH hight but your dog license has been paia for this year said the department clerk strange remarked the forgetful man I 1 m sure this string around my finger was to remind me to come here tor my license but its been paid probably by your wife or my wifel oh that s it it was my marriage license I 1 was to get to day truthful young man lady I 1 bought a calico wrapper of you a few days ago and you warranted the colors to be fast clerk yes madam I 1 remember it lady well the moment I 1 put it in the washtub the colors came out clerk that proves the truthfulness 01 my assertion madam there gasn wasn t anything slow about those colors to be sure little johnny say pa will you buy me a pair of roller pa what in the name ot common sense do you want with a pair of roller little johnny why pa I 1 want to use them for mowing the lawn in summer and shoveling snow in win ter what else could I 1 use them tor paa unwonted act vity in the shop now that la what I 1 like to see observed the rural merchant to the proprietor of the great department store all your clerks are full of vim and energy yes ed the proprietor with a sarcastic smile we close at noon to day and they are getting ready to go out he was a terror customer say I 1 want a good watch dog dealer 1 have one that will just suit you customer Is he savaged dealer Is he savaged why he ac dually chews holes in his own pants only obstacles to him what a beautiful road this Is said the fair visitor the overshadow ing trees are so perfect don t you just love these grand old treesa no I 1 dont replied her host who was lust learning to run an auto they re forever getting in my way forced to that conclusion caller you never play the violin n public I 1 pres line then you do it solely tor your own amusement host I 1 m afraid I 1 do from tain remarks dropped by the neigh bors I 1 nave been led to think it doean doesn t amuse them at all just for a bluff him would you scream it I 1 at tempted to kiss youa her indeed I 1 would if any one happened to e looking at the time NOW THEY DON SPEAK mrs Old style it s strange that ou should recognize me you haven ien me for five years mrs New style I 1 dian didn t isnow your face but I 1 remembered your hit an ress the moment I 1 saw them worrying the landlord claranda you can t keep a dog in your new flata floranda no we had to give fido away but frederick had his dear little bark put in our phonograph cincin nati commercial tribune athletic do you think the modern girl is benefited by an athletic training 7 yes answered miss cayenne it enables her to get in and out of a hammock without breaking her neck D agnos s patient do you consider this trouble fatal doctor you know means are limited and well as a rule the patient sue cambs to it after about 2 worth ot treatment life good wife and good husband mother thinks YOU 11 make me a good wife said the girls intended replied the girl with the determined jaw you tell your mother make you a good husband |
