Show wa tress witty shaft A according to sam bernard have the gilt of sarcasm and little faith I 1 remember one by the name ot maggie who held forth in a theatrical boarding houe baid the comedian maggie conceived a strong dislike for two hi other actors w were stopping at the house with me they had lost their engagements ind were nee economizing during the stringency maggie missed her tips one morning when I 1 ent in tor breakfast I 1 took a beat it the same table with the impecunious ones and maggie approached for the order mr bernard she began what Is the meaning of the slang word bone f the sum of 1 is a bone I 1 ex innocently she smiled demurely what Is a ham in theatrical slang mr ber narda Com an actor I 1 said what have you for breakfast 7 maggie raised tier voice malicious 1 we have a couple of boneless hams she said bew times |