| Show biton spat spat in the car and he spat on the loor he spat on he street in the crush aind the d r he spat in therall the hall and in front of the door the way this man spat was disgusting as sin the women corn laened when he spat in the store pedestrians cu sed as he spat in the air he spat on the i averment and then spat ome more he spat all day long and he spat every where one day in a paper he read a large ad that told him just how to be cured 0 the bore he hastened his quest and he bought all they had and now he Is spitting the same as be tore cn ng a lesson in these serious times when men rush about the streets with stern set faces it pat to para phrase the quotation an honest ajkan s the noblest work of bcd into A funny man s the noblest work etc it was on D n street in a crowd ed city thoroughfare drivers ere shouting to fagged horses drawing too leighty ty lords pedestrians were dodging each other dexterously and th noon rush was on in the congested thoroughfare at a dangerous crossing a poor jaded woman with a heavy andle attempted to cross as a great brute on a coal wagon bawled out git out of the way there git out can t ye see i othin 7 and with never a cheal on his forging horses almost ran hei down A scowl or two from passersby aim d at the man who directed his attention to at his horses as they labored with the erces ive load then there came into the story the funny man he had witnessed the brutal careless cess of the driver and he meant to teach him a lesson hi he cried gesticulating wildly and po excitedly pt the wagon hi something the matter with your ump ump ump ump hind wheel what s thata demanded the driver above the clang of the cable cars and the street trac something the matter with yer ump ump amity imp hind wheel reiterated the tunny man waving his arms like a windmill in a kansas wind storm and pointing mysteriously under the teamster s ve h le whoa commanded the driver whoa d n ye whoa and he pro deeded with much alacrity and great concern to climb down from his high seat meanwhile the funny man ethod mute pointing when the teamster was prone on his knees trying to dis cover the whereabouts of the break the funny man shouted run over another woman will yea and ducking suddenly into the laugh ing crowd made his escape A barrel holding JOY 43 drinks of beai will be on tion at the st louis fair if it were only double bar belled alkali eye the fine drinkin man of texas might be induced to leave houston long enough to kill the exhibit u something lacking what beautiful rings miss de chooper has and how many ol 01 them yes they are plentiful but do you know I 1 think there is still something missing 7 and what Is that A 1 A signa mercy sakes glass handle with care S A man gets up late Is delayed through his own puttering and arrives at the railway station a half hour be hind time all this he accepts philosophically but let the train be five minutes delayed and he will rave at the cursed lack of system in railway operations A friend of ours who has just aerated from the typhoid fever ad us not to get the fever it we can prevent it by not drinking water this seems on the face of it to be reason ab good advice va the price of beer has been advance ed again one by one the necessities 01 life are getting beyond our reach and now if the water is turned off or the well goes dry what thena ks an old axiom says the man Is thrice armed whose cause is just the but falo bews thinks this is true but adds and four times he who gets his blows in fust be D I 1 gent of spring will soon be sighing sadly the poet er his versa gather your s while you may grim winter fast is dying V no curly locks a dyed mustache Is not necessarily owned by a dead one wa A single pens ve maid Is often ex wha marr ed A AtiAt |
