Show -- ‘ iJf The Herald Journal Logan Utah Friday ONE BIG HAPPY OSEtLKClHt Franken is tWKTMCatMMA WOUaUMTMMg MB60lM3OICA± BP00C5tnHAt nowNBr'itne GRANDMA big-tim- Al Franken can be utterly unpredictable as a Dutch TV crew recently discovered The “Saturday Night Live” writer and actor best enthusiast Stuart Smalley and the known as g author of “Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot” (Deiacorte $2195 271 pages) was covering the New Hampshire primary for Newsweek when he found himself — and 200 reporters — locked outside a Rotary club with the candidates inside The Dutch crew decided to interview Franken 12-st- ep best-sellin- CATHY ft a ansMcu person ra I NEIL ANARE OF TIK CM-RETRENO& OF COVORATE OOMftlZMfr BUYOUTS AND RESTRUCTURING MO T RNOM AU MOUT Mr TS IMPACT ON 306 security mo toe serious NEED FOR NANCIAL PlANNING TML FUTURE HUSBAND UK PRMCE FI- ft NC Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot’ is a series of essays and comic sketches that examine the ‘Republican Revolution’ lamO SOUO FANILS SK LISTENED THE IlMOmFOTEN TO BOTH OF US mo MTD M MCRCftMOLY UNCERTAIN FUTURE MODE Hors the nwua LEftNCr"1 THOSE 0CTA1LS OUR STAFF OF “At one point the Dutch guy says ‘Who do you like?' ” Franken recalls “And I said the guy I liked COURT AOMSER& best in the Republican field was Bob Dole And the Dutch guy says ‘But he’s so old’ And I said ‘Well he wasn't too old to save your sorry Dutch a— in World War II How long did it take the Nazis to roll across Holland maybe an hour Maybe if you'd hidden Anne Frank better I’d cut you some slack’ ” Franken heaves a sigh of satisfaction “I hope they put that on Dutch TV” he says Franken who was in Denver recently promoting his new book has been fighting claims that it’s popular solely because of its provocative title He's quick to point out his book is in its fourth week at list No 1 on the New York Times best-sell“When the book first came out 1 did some radio and TV in Washington” he says “And I'd Walk down the street and people would stop their can and roll down their windows and say 1 loved your BEETLE BAILEY SOWETIME6 X WONPER IP SVOK WORKING THE MINUTE X LEAVE FOR GOLF OH ITS PROBABLY JUST MV IMAGINATION MY STAFF er rr w u For A P Special Features John Lennon's Rickcnbacker guitar Grace Slick's white leather costume from Woodstock and Janis Joplin's funkily painted Porsche are on display among unrelenting sounds and light at the $92 million Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland The museum overlooking Lake Erie Thomas Hoving wrote ia Town & Country offers com- and musical compositions The project was largely orchestrated by Ahmet of Atlantic Records and Ertegun the Jann Wenncr founder of Rolling Stone magazine Architect IM Pei's pyramidal building set back on a broad entrance plaza is a big white circus lent supported by a huge 162-fo- ot tber' debated With hqjihfe RrilUfc'tlles and decked StepL forward YOUfeENOT NEJMUSA80OTI DANCING ARE YOU? 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Even if South were showing 7 only points with his opening bid North was right to jump suit to game His good five-car- d and two aces make the hand well worth it South won the first trick with the heart queen cashed the club king and ran the club nine Last happily won with the queen and returned a heart Now South w ith only eight tricks had to try the diamond finesse but that kwt too 15-1- escape flames engulfing the deck night flames prevented him from leaving out a bedroom door He and an unidentified woman escaped at bridge no-tru- The Wrong Stuff rustic canyon area about eight miles northwest of downtown with John Slater who Travolta in “Broken Arrow” later walked through the charred Britons like Anne By PhWip Akfor course! 7YCA81P wsTAiLATiori or of a home where he spent the LONDON (AP) — Once the least popular of Oucen Elizabeth U s four children Princess Anne f LOS ANGELES (AP) — Christian Slater had to flee through a bedroom window to bedroom through a first-flowindow with two dogs said Fire Chief Rod Wilmot No one was injured and no one else was in the house located in a S5U00U0 per TV movie Spelling of “90210” and her former cast-maShanncn Doherty are right behind in the $400000 range le CLOSE TO HOME Page 15 book’ Well the book had been out for one day By Scrippa Howard New Service PW5 April 19 1996 — 3-- 5-- Cl 996 bf NE A would have been awkward to play that way" “All that is true" said North “Yet you should have made the contract It is one of those rare deals in which you should attack your shorter suit first Suppose you start by playing a diamond to dummy’s ace and a diamond back" “Let me think about that Here if East goes up with the diamond king I have nine tricks by way of one spade two hearts four diamonds and two clubs And if he’ ducks his king then I can switch to dubs Yes of course But hold on a moment What if my dia- mond queen loses to West's king?" 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