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Show TRUTH. in contact with the jared hy coming Another man broke a stone door. bedinner plate over his wifes head cause, forsooth! she did not get dinner to suit him. - He was quickly enough arrested and tried for the offense, the court being that he judgment of the was not only innocent but a badly man. All this would make extravaganza material for a serio-com- ic pet-aecut- on ed the administration of justice. In view of the fact that almost all the legislative nominees on the Republican FABLE OF THE MEAL SACK. (Willi apologies to the lute Mr. Aesop.) There was once a wise man who em- ployed a large number of laborers who were engaged in cutting down trees and sawing them into lumber for the market. The laborers took their wages every Saturday night and bought the necessary articles of food to fast them and their families through tl c coming week. The wise man saw that a large amount of money was being expended by the laborers. In fact he took note of the conditim minutely and soon learned that the laborers spent all their money, for food and clothing. Then the wise man counseled with himself and said: It seemeth that I am not a very good business man or I would not let all this money get away from me. I ticket were absolutely and unqualifiedly of Reed Smoct pledged to the support for United States senator before they were permitted by the Tribune gang to be nominated, the Tribunes editorial of Thursday on the subject is one of the greatest exhibitions of duplicity and brazen effrontery of modern times. will start a store of my own and the aborers will with me and If its happened, it's in the Herald. will get the then trade a money back. Well, its happened, and there are So the wise man started a store and who claim that great many Democrats it would not have happened so badly had the paper been true to the cause sat during the two years time it has silent while the opposition papers have belabored its party. I The Tribune now contends there was asnothing definite in sertions that Apostle Smoot was slated ante-campai- gn for the senate. Can it be possible that after all that has been said and done into Perry Heath is to shy his castor the ring and enter the race? County Rf.corder Alston will fill his doubtless regret that he did not office with good party workers who would have been able to assist him on election day, instead of young girls whose abilities were confined exclusively to penmanship and typewriting. - t t t women, is probably unnecessary to give publicity to the fact that Simon Bam- ! . H . Dinwoodey Furniture 'Hawaiian islands. $ Are being received by us daily. We always 1 eepup ta date ia Our stock is Style. large so that you arc sure to be suited. As to prices we cannot be beaten. At this time we have particularly fine display in all our departments. X . The experience was so delightfully filled with forbidden informality that it was repeated once each week. The man who had the easement on room 2005 had aconfidenlial friend. One day the latter who also has a lady friend with an unusual thirst, borrowed the key to the refuge. There was a brief champagne matinee, when a real estate dealer borrowed the key. The real estate man did not deny the soft impeachment that his lady friend had been practically weaned on champagne and was therefore addicted to the habit of wine bibbing. Hut the real estate man committed an unpardonable error, lie carried oif the key uml never thought of it again for a week. In the meantime the other two gentlemen were denied the privilege of occupying room 2005, to say nothing of the expansive and unsatisfied thirst of their lady friends. . . : , Through some inadvertance the popularity of the refuge reached the. ears of the staid and austere mamas who frequent the club rooms aud there is music iu the air. o. Can Defy Coal Truet. A despondent community is deeply grateful to the New York Herald for Whois Your Tailor you ought to Goss r . Try our Royal Cheviots at $21.00. A first - class busi- ness suit. the biilliant suggestion that dried peach stones give satisfaction as fuel. . Thus we throw down the gauntlet of defiance of the coal trust unless it has cunningly anticipated us by buying The winter is up the peach crop. :obbed of its terrors and stubbornness ind avarice are rebuked. Dont bqy, coal; buy peaches. Kfioto Zucksweri, Who make nothing but the most the stylishofsuits at prices to suit purse a manVwithy a modest V V Income V J'oulh Main J't. 3 28 Joseph F. Smith. President, George 2 that room :i(J0r at the Commercial club was tilted up as a sleeping apartment by one'f the prominent club members. He explained to his : wife that lie was often detained down town until after the curs had stopped running, and lie needed the room us a place of refuge. To make his refuge more lmJtublc, not to vav comfortable, j he installed a capacious sideboard . which contained samples of various vintages of wine and several varieties of export beer. The door of room 2005 wus supplied with a yule lock and the ' club member carried the key. He is , said to be t lie happy possessor of a lady frietul who lias an inordinate , thirst for champagne that hi.s been cooled to the proper temperature. He- -, ing a man of generous Impulses the club member one day gave his key to room 2005 to the lady with the ample thirst. He told her to go to llie refuge and put two quart bottles on the ice and lie would join her in a tele a tete. NEW GOODS 51 On seems ft berger has no occasion to visit the Bank in Utah. It We again call your attention to the fact that we are offering wonderful bargains in all kinds of Crockery, Glassware and Larnips. We need the rcom occupied by this department for cur other lines. You can make money easily by snapping at these bargains. It Save your money and when you get a dollar deposit it with Zion's Savings Bank .and Trust Co., NoJ 1, Main street. The largest and oldest Savings -- eom-pairn- Gleslng Oil sale in GroEkery the bill compelling street railways to put vestibules on their cars. The street railway employes did not forget the Itivor on election day. ' on Dignified matrons who occasionally visit the Commcieial club have been constrained to set on foot an inquiry that threatens to plunge tho organization' into a fill I Hedged scandul. Tho trouble all centers around the occupation of Hoorn 2003. We have a splendid assortment of these suits in all grades to suit all grades of pockets. Also an immense lot of Toilet and Drescinj Tables, Mirrors and everything desirable to make horn: comfortable. of On Wednesday December 3rd,- there wlii be an election in' Salt Lake City for live members of the board of edu cation, one from each of the five precincts of the city. The retiring members are E. B. Critchlow of the First precinct, M.H. Walker of the. Second, w. J Newman of the Third, B, S. Young of the Fourth and Simpn Bamberger of the Fifth. This will be a very important election. It is not ye known how many of the retiring mem bers will be candidates for MYSTERY OF ROOM 200 PARLOR AND CHAMBER SUITS. . Hamlin secured the passage Ihj ashamed of yourselves for spread ng d iseon ten t. " But master, said one of the laborwe are living on half ration-- . ers, How can we Ihj contented with the meal sack empty?" Go back to your work," commanded the master sternly. The meal sack is not empty; you only think it is. Moral Never argue the question of prosperity with a prosperous man. Never before has there been such a beautiful line of Carpets shown in this city, Call and see them. Our Draperies and Lace Curtains cannct be excelled either in quality or price. A very fine stock of Furniture Coverings. X Mr. Nash was elected by an overwhelming majority. This comes from the proverbial axiom that a womans no means yes. A. L. ought to i $ CARPETS AND DRAPERIES. God bless the dear creatures, got out and worked against Alb3rt H. Nash. The result was that The every other storekeeper for miles around, hud to quit business, for the reason that there were no other lalior-er-a except those employed by the wiee man and they traded with their master. When all the other storekeepers had moved away the wise man grew more lie had only made one mercenary. hundred percent profit in a whole year. This was not enough, because he hud heard of another wise man' who had made two hundred percent, lie straightway formed a plan for increasing his income. He raised the wages of the laborers ten percent, whereupon they built lnm fires at d cheered lustily for their kind and considerate master. He then doubled the price of the things in the store and told the laborers that this raise in price was on account of the wondeiful prosperity that was d abroad in the land The ialtorers that their money only bought half as much as it. did before they heard the rumors of prosperity. The wise man listened to their complaints and said: Are you rot getting more wages than last year? Why do you complain when your w'agcs have been raised? You kick without any cause. The whole country is prosperous and you t On Liberal Lines. The. new medical college to he n- -' dowed at New York by Mr. IiocRefcT" ler will have departments for both allopaths and homeopatas. L , Mh |
