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Show TRUTH 2 verbatim report to it ing mustaches had undergone a very should give aNews) and the chairman (the Capital appreciable willing. of the Democratic committee of how The journalist struck an attitude giv- the president had declined to pull off ing a correct imitation of a penniless the apostle and Ben Rich from the Thespian from the defunct Coriantou political welkin of Idaho. D MAJORITIES. company, and looking the president of Mormonism sternly in the eye, issued a chesty ultimatum: The Capital News wishes to know, said Mr. D'Arcey in scathing tones, whether or rot the church is goiDg to influence Idaho politics in the coming election. It (referring again to the above almanac) has learned that Apostle Cowley and Ben Rich are campaigning in the state, ar.d It wishes to know whether or not you will call these men groat many people arc Inter-rate- d in majorities just now. Tho majority (ft people have good eyes, hut statistics snow that 24 9 pur cent. of all eyes are other than normal -- have errors of refraction that cuuse reflex troubles like headache, nervousness, etc. Glasses that is right glasses will correct the error. Aro you one of the majority? A 208-- 9 O. D. SCHRAMM, EXPERT RE FRACTION 1ST, Atlas Gluck. Phone 1345k. off. I should like to inquire, began the in being a Democrat. lie fixed the Montana election in payment for the president. you or will you rot call these lt publican support he got when his menWill off? thundered the Boise Bium-me- ll. senatorial seat was made secure to him. We laid them out good and plenty in My dear sir, I beg leave" Idaho with the Mormon vote. We arc No parleying, no parleying, s'r, the people and wc mutt be fed. The D'Arcey loftily. ejaculated Perry. Capital come hre for News did A A evasive answers. It. (the News) wishes not called Chairmen Frank J. Cannon, of the to say that if these people are off It (again the almarar) will dUfran Stale Democratic Committee, when chise every Mormon in the stale. asked if he had anything to say to A A Truth about the recent election, reThe president arose with huge and plied in three words: We were beaten. dignity. Having been unable That is the only explanation he would potential to inject any stray syllables into the Mr. give concerning the result. of a Cunnon and Mr. Daly, the secretary of conversation, he tried the efficacy the committee were busy during the little, priestly muscularity. Opening week collecting moneys for the pay- the door which led out into the bleak ment of the obligations of the com- wastes of Brigham street, thp presimittee and the statement is made that dent majestically pointed out the dooiv the books will bo clear. and the adjoining space in front of step A A the president's office. D'Arcey, the Tlic election had many surprises for rose up quivering. With tl:e Democrats, the result in the county journalist, that splendid dignity which the Or of Davis being the greatest. dandy can command as none dinarily the Republicans have no more other can. he wafted himself out into show in that county than they have in the chill November ozone. And as ht the state of Mississippi. Rut this time stung the pavement on his hasty march the other side got there with both feet. to the railway station, his cupola buzzed with ideas, among which was a A A t as to how he During the recent campaign, one of weighty speculation the speakers for the Democrats was assigned to Cache county. He is a Gentile. Ho went tooneof the northern districts of the county and stormed the citadel for an hour an a half. With him was another young man, also a Gentile. When the meeting was over the chairman delivered the following address: Brethren and sisters. Your 11 11 chairman feels to thank the brethren m sermons which excellent their for very have been delivered here this evening-I- t is very seldom such discourses are heard by us. The congregation will Another now arise and be dismissed. a young speaker; Republ can, declares that he went to the same county and that the meeting opened with prayer and closed with the benediction, lie sjK)ke two hours and all the applause he received was a hearty Amen at the close. nt bril-liantin- ft If Reed Smoot is elected a United States senator by the legislature at its coming session, there is going to be a storm started by the eastern press, similar to the one which took place at the time B. H. Roberts was sent to Already telegrams haze congress. passed between those heads of the eastern ministers associations who took a prominent part in the unseating of Mr. Roberts and men ''ere who assisted. It is stated on the best kind of authority that there will be a concert of movement on the part of the ministers down east, aided by newspapers who fought Roberts luoking toward the securing of monster petitions asking that the senate refuse to seat Smoot. As yet the movement has not taken on lefl'nite shape, but will within the next few days. A D'Arcey, Capital News. was lithographed on a card presented to President Joseph F. That is what Smith just before the late election. The Capital News, it may be announced for the information of the unwary, is the organ of the prostrate Democracy at Boise, Idaho. Mr. DArcey is one of the managerial staff of the above paper, besides being the immaculate fashion plate of tho almanac and Boise gener- ally. Mr. D'Arcey wore a flurried aspect entirely unwonted in his career as he appeared before the high potentate of local ccclcsiasticism. The brilliantine had been washed from his mobile and the wax tapers on his undulat vi&-a- ge Krugs : : Krugs Extra Pale ! I.lght, and mild, and palat- able, and appropriate on all occasions., i ft ft Either of the above brands delivered any part of the city. hi The Old Resort, 276 - e see." But," said I, Mr. Shovel, in this great composition, Where is the long suffering public to stmd If there's only one road with no competition?'' The shovel just snort' d -- "The public be d d.', TBLEPHONM tOSt Y. qiTWMiimffwmTiMHimmmnmmfnn GROSHELLS TICKET OFFICE, 221 MAIN 8TREET. I buy and tell Railroad Ticked. Can save your $ 5 to S10 on each ticket, ESTABLISHED 1888. Member American Ticket Water Diet to Cure Direace. If By subsisting FDlely upon water for Broken' H. GR.OSIIELU Manager. days P. Slocum, an Sonr.e Polish Cuperstitions. of Erie, Pa., claims to have Poland is the land of many quaint ured himself of catarrh and kidney about animals. The goat superstitions complaint which had Deen pronounced Is very lucky, but the crow, wolf or tlnonic by the doctors. are harbingers of bad pigeon fortune. Here is a curious prTo cure cataract In escription: the eye, take a black cock, make him look at the sun, look at him yourself, then throv the cock to the ground, jump on t. fence and crow three times. thirty-seve- n at--orre- y -- 35 Makes a Queer Pedigree. A headline writer on the News M 37 W. SEP as- serts that Nicholas Fish, who died from the effect of injuries received in a drunken brawl, was the son of Jrants secretary of state and of Gotham's 400. This is a pedigree :ulte as remarkable as that of the pup in Eugene Fields ballad, SOUTH. Taylor which was sired of such a noble sire and damned by every one. Detroit F ree Press. Indian Hop Pickers. SI wash Indians from Puget Sound md British Columbia, do most of the op picking in western Washington, nd the annual migration from the eservatiot. s to the hop yards has red '.lready taken place. The du-- T and nan is valuable to the growers, .n many instances superior to the white picker. The growers pay $1 i box, and the average buck earns a day. Five Generations cf Cna Family Five generations of one family are Hvirg in the south of Pillow, Dauphin ?ounty, Penn. They are Mrs. Hentf her daugl' eagley, agen ninety-one- ; ier, Mrs. Jacob I.cuker, aged sixty1 line; Mrs. Leukers daughter, Mi th Frank Snyder, aged forty-foulatter 8 daughter, Mrs. A. R. Deibler, thre and her son, Russell, aged months. r; S - i ft South Main Street. ADAM SNYDER, Proprietor. (As viewed by a Steam Shovel.) From Tooele Transcript, Oct 31. 1933. I went on the Bar ne ir Termlnux-s- t itlon; And asked a steam shovel kindly to tell, Fo whom It WU8 digging that grp a excc v tlon ; It answered, San Pedro U. P. 0. S- L.. Said I, Mr. Shovel, you've got a false nnlon: Tin San Pedro road, un trammeled and free. v ill be built independent from here to the ocean: Indeed. said-thshovel, wait and you'll ed Cabinet As nutritious as any English Porters or Malt Tonics, aud a Connoisseur's delight. OUR RAILROAD SITUATION. MERCHANTS. A OMAHA BEER, a THE WHISKEY Phone 365. KRUGS |