Show TUNES FAIL TO KILL MAY BUY Aged Aped Flute Player Makes Sure by TryIng Try Try- Ing Score of Pieces A little old man entered a large music shop and asked the assistant to show him a book of ot flute music Here sir is a very fine selection said the assistant and cheap at half hall a dollar seeing that it contains no fewer than 50 60 airs The Tho old man took the book opened it and laid it on a shelf shell Then he took his flute out of his coat pock pocket t. t screwed it together and began to pl play y softly the first tune In the book When ho he had finished the tho first tune I ho turned the page and played the tho second Then ho played the third I An hour later he was still sUII playing The Tho assistant thought it was time to hurry him up a bit I Well Vell sir ho said do you think tho the book will suit you I I like these so BO far tar very much thank you ou said sald the old man putting his instrument to his lips again but butI I havo have only played half hatt the tunes so farl tarl I |