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I Its It's simply Impossible for an old 1 bachelor to hold bold his own 1 t A fellow who Is dead in love usually r co comes es to life again Is It true that one of the best bes sellers on tho the market markot is the tho wino wine cellar Somo Some people try to try play on our sympathies even oven though there is no f music In us ti A fool and her money are soon parted part part- ed cd by into the nobility Its It's usually e ea ter r to drive a manto manto man manto to drink than to keep him hint from It It Is for some men to bo be masters of themselves and still be bomas- bomas mas mm masters tern of nothing Woman may be bo a snare and a delu delusion slon sion but most men mon dont don't object to r being snared by a delusion When money talks not even a college i professor would tl think of criticising its Ltd grammar People who dont don't want their good c name came stolen are aro advised to refrain from engraving it on tho handle of an umbrella p Somo Some men really try to practice what they preach but they soon get r out ut of practice r. r It Is to said that some of the fair bathers bath ers era at Saltair Beach Bench never vent venture rc far tar from Crom tho the pier because they haven't waterproof complexions x t When a man takes a a. drink after f t being refused by a woman its it's a ques question r tion Lion whether he is trying to drown his hist t orrow or whether he is celebrating k his escape f If It mining promoters could make maker r r money as easily as they can lie the k poor houses would so soon n belong to the ther K I ii r has been class clans It err rf L. L tri r One of tho rarest and best thin under Tinder the sun Is a large community y t of satisfied and sat satisfactory factory L fl Dors ora t If It a girl would be bo happily married shell she'll mako make no mistake by marrying r P 4 4 a Do fellow who is so homely that no other other othor oth oth- er or girl n irl wants him n When en a man keeps mum limply simply for forthe fort t the looks of the thing bo ho l is usually ju just t as wise as itS he ha looks at t Tho The wa way certain brands of Art hold sk bt t tho the marrow mirrow up to nature must make mako f nature ashamed of herself t i f A lout loui mouth Is a formidable f weapon of defense and offense l i Till Eill col collectors may bo be accounted for forby by bYtho tho fact fac tI that teat t some people o do not pay up until they are run nm do down 1 Is it possible for a woman to insist t on her husband discarding his old cob pipe en on the tho grounds that its it'll tasy if sho she is i a rat which was ws was contributed by a decease Chinaman China China- I man during tho the late Boxer Doxer n ling l B i The Th inconsistencies of tho the If ica sex that governs US are aro often oCton truly bialy r illuminating A little while ago a woman In Chicago was waa arrested for wearing trousers while sho she was earning earning earning earn earn- ing an honest living as carrier hod-carrier In which useful 9 1 service 1 sho ho O found o n b C PS t v 1 1 I 4 tA 1 fI 1 L. 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J garments garment most moat convey me 0 On the other hand there Is 11 a new ruling h in the general department relating to mail mall carriers In which It Is held that I when a Woman is II employed In that capacity she abe must wear arbitrary decisions In both Instances Instance upon sober thinking are ro unjust and unreasonable Tho The men who took part In la the race riots at eld are rather t tent nt when they try to avoid trial by the Courts court If they think there t Is u any danger of conviction they probably held the same opinion before and during ding the time of the riot riot riota If they knew that they were violating the law they deserve to be punished On the theother theother theother other hand If It they were Yere convinced that participation In the riots wu was one of the privileges of ot a good citizen they lI should not hesitate to justify instill their acts act In fn the manner provided by law Surely no good citizen will do a thing thin of which he knows that he ho will later have occasion to be ashamed told the truth when he said A man may use the wart on the I Iback back of his neck for tor a collar button ride on the back coach of a railroad train to save Interest on his money till tho the conductor gets get around stops his watch at night to save wear and and tare leave leavo his I or t without a dotor dot dotor dotor or cross to save Ink pastures his mothers mother's grave to save savo corn but a aman aman aman man of this sort Is a gentleman and a asch sch scholar lar compared to tho the fellow who will take tako a newspaper two or three years and when asked to pay for tor It puts It into the office and has it marked refused Tho The politician is my shepherd I shall shaU not want for anything in this cam- cam He lIe me mo Into the saloon for my votes vote's sake He lIe my pockets with goal go cigars my cup of beer over He Ho into my family even unto the fourth gener gener- generi i Y Yea a. a though I walk through the mud and rain to vote for him and shout myself hoarse when he is elected elected elected elec elec- ted straightway he me I Although I me meet t him at his hia own house he me not Burley Hurley the wool has been pulled over ovar my eyes all of the days das of my life me and I 1 shall dwell la fa 1 the of a chump fo forever Ex We wonder how many Enterprise readers have noticed the difference the man who has been married but a short time and the one who has been married several years yean You can always tell a young husband from an old one When a man has been married a few months you will wiL generally s sae Je him working in tn the garden or fixing up about the house i and while he works he whistles or sings I or occasionally l look lookup ok up towards th ni th window to see if anyone is watch watching watching ing lug him A year later he is still atilt work working working ing lug in the garden but the smile is exchanged for a frown and occasionally occa occasionally ho he loo looks s up towards toward tin window wondering why In thunder breakfast is not teady leady Am Ant t the e year rails rolls by and his looks would sour milk but he is ia still at work stopping occasionally occa ocoa occasionally to kick the tho dog or throw a abick abick bick at tho the cat The Tho next year rear we find bin sitting on 01 tie the front porch smoking pipe a and Ih Enterprise Enter Euter prise while his wife is h digging in the garden Now just watch tho the young men a ai al ono one by one they aro In Cupids Cupid's not and see if this does not work out the problem correctly |