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Show Stern Remonstrance. "I've been, reading an article on tjelectricity, John," said a gossiping wo-Jtt.man wo-Jtt.man to her husband as she laid down c a copy of a technical newspaper she ivhad been perusing and looked over ' her glasses at her better half. "An J r it appears that before long we'll be ;-,"ible to get pretty well ever; xhing we irant just by touching a bu' h." ' "it will never pay here," growled i husband. "Vou would never be t f ,ible to get anything in that way." r.": "Why not, John?" MV "Because nothing on earth would jj sver make you touch a button. Look -f.; it my shirt." Labor Clarion. |