Emery County Progress | 1915-03-13 | Page 6 | Classifying a Widow

Classifying a Widow. j k The Wall street broker had j 6 a dinner where- the fizz fizzy.i I rily and he w as right onto t:.- I wagon. I El "'Hello, old top," a friend g - j jl him on his way home about m;-- I -y. "been to Brown's dinner? What , of a time did you have?" j u0' "Fine," ' he replied, pulling v I together. "Sat next to a gray ' widow who " U "A what?" broke in the frV: F! '"A gray gas no," he cor:, j """ " himself, rubbing his mouth - 1 if the back of his hand, '"no, a gay ;- jVl widow, and she " j r 'That's different." Iau?::ed ' l( friend, and let him finish his s; : j Ni: Xew York Sun. I right I . n