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WILL SHARETHAT'S TW PATRIOTIC DUTY Of MiSE5fi7 TH IKl 4 THE PdATTER? 4 YES-rLLTE- YOU- - BOT NOT A WORD TO MAGGIE-HlO dOMS CORNED WHY I BEEP AN’ C ASBAGE IN THE DFESSERlN MV ROOM- - BUT MfVvlARCeNY OSIN MY ROOM- - ITS AN 0 rrim HAVE HER KEY-SHGAUE IT TO ME TO KEEP UNTIL SHE AND MOTHER GOT BACK- I E CAM HT tXJfMT DAUGHTER-YOU’R- KtAUl? ME OMLYNWJ umr UKEToGlTtT GASOLINE ALLEY Wanted: An Optometrist Not an Optimist THCA-1HANK OOOOmw COMB PON LBPT IN UPS IV9 HAD MOftB TOUCH LOCK IN TH8 THAN MOO LAsST THN OAV CAN 6HAK61 A STICK AT I -- AT LAoT- - I'M IN ME OWN ROOM NOW RER THE CORNED BEEF an’CADQAGE- - --A "51 rVE GCTT IT LOCKEO IN THE DRAWER AN I LEFT THE KETY AT VTHE OFFICE I j a 7 &L i :T i a umu fl liii dTk hf ly ask you why we cannot see the stars dark and I saw several stars la the sky In the daytime They are The planets Mars Venus and Jusaid to be out all the time Well If piter can bo seen without the help of they are why can’t we see them? a telescoiipe Can we see planets without looking (Copyrlg:ht 1931 Publishers Syndh By ANGELO PATBI cate) at them through a telescope? I want to thank you for the talk you gave NOTICE JUST FOR THAT— m SHul rttM BMttat 12 J us I went home and told my mother MIL DO rwtar Stmt to TO WHOM IT MAT CONCERN: NoYour friend Beverly Hogan” tice A crash resounded through the house “Goodness what’s hereby given that tha Btata A LITTLE SATURDAY TALK It to true that stars shine In the Board of Pardons will hold a regular that child into now? There won’t be a whole piece of fumi-jtur- e Last Saturday I printed a letter daytime well as at night We session on Saturday December 16th a boy who suggested that read cannot seeas the 1031 at 10 o'clock a m at tha Utah stars In daytime be- Btat in the place if this keeps on Walter Percy Allison If from Prison Balt Laka County me restarts send ers of Ktnt 111 letter their fOewrteht telling COOK-COO- S Is cause “flooded their out" by light Utah: that at (aid meeting said Boajrd you haven’t gone and broken my Canton bowl Now Just for “craft" hobbles and I added the the much BjndloU too ) of the sun stronger light wiu hear application in th following note that readers could describe hob- When I saw a total that you won’t so with me to Grand eclipse of Ceee tOrWlf other kind ma’i this week-enJust for that have a few moments' peace Just for bles of imy FOR COMMUTATION! few years ago the sky grew sun a the There to still plenty of time to Mms biscuits for tho toam’s luneluErnest Trujillo David MoOregory Governor “Alfalfa BUT tXurray eH t tT that you don’t go to Grandma’s write Maybe you me about this subject Hobby BFFORH THS PUBMO tmLITOCS v will doingweek-en"It’s nigh onto noon now- - said Gad- - f FOR PARDON: Love Comes But Once Go lot d Oklahoma wants everybody to wear alone this to Just remember that letters will not be published until next COMMISSION OF UTAH— In th Mat things wall and with a petulant cry she hur- Leroy Lhrietenseo Robert Merger-re- ll cotton hats hows suits and shoes month baked the biscuits and took a stairs so I won’t see you Don’t talk young man" ter of th Application of th UNION (Or The Wreck of the 97 TERMINATION: FOR aa aa can bad You’re nttl snow files Just you LINES EC AL for Jo On her trolley to the stadium It was Monday when the bowl fell AsThis to the month of Christmas PACIFIC 8YS1EM Lawrence Alsop Robert Barnett After that the white rlovee worn to kdjust certain rte on comes onto field we bustled permluton feast which near rival the she the always was the day for going to Robert Brady Jo Brown FlndleV Friday have to keep In Utah to oonftrm with crept nMtalrs wall- - Grandma’s hy mammy sinters will was strangely empty of playing “Ah I have itveitoclt Brown H F Chllson Harry H hto mother re- think about it a great deal Dally tho Interstate th 1L to do didn’t by I prescribed ln tho cotton industry on Its feet Jnean Paul M DeWese Richard F but this is Indeed odd!- she mur- minded Walter Percy Allison that some stories In mind to write about Commerce Commlwlon In Docket 17' ew a Carl FullFraaer Royle Freshwater Christmas and they will appear In 000 Fait B — Case No HSS muird nd noticed a note pinned- to PJ0 X "Just for that he wasn’t going to go can to ma "Ma wail his Hick Thomas Hopkins mer Jamea we Comer the the the football "When yon find thD- it changed after finish "Seven OF HEARING NOTICE seem to Candid Advertising Grandma’s" Percy didn't John B Holmes Thomaa E Jones Notice said “we will be far sway Do not try come down? Can I come down? I m mind It much hereby given that th ap He went on doing Modern Wonders" There are two John E King llenrt Rodule LaFleur iHmstflfd Ad of the Union Paclflo System to better not” It was good now Can I come down?" find 1s In the series to "wonders" left ns plication RobOne It Leo leDeaux Ernest Martin whatever he In mind had until small along You come down "No Ah to can’t BOY crazy to learn trade Line Et for you permlaelon adjut ert Mason Roberta Miller June signed "The Team" With a worried about Thursday afternoon When hto radium can you guess the other? In Utah to Mooney on I’ll rate certain are where and hvatcxk maybe wages OL 3400 you Moore Clarence stay Ralph C I have talked In several schools this conform With thoe frown Lucky tucked the biscuits more mother reminded him that “just for prescribed by the e Myera Joseph Cieo McGuire Henry arm All at once fall not in so but as under her I that—" he hto many In firmly Commleelon Commerce nearly lost and Internet patience Palmer Henry Popper Archie Fay Genevieve the kitchen cynic “to more shouted Gals who like to dissolve In tears Docket 17 000 Part will be heard be(To be continued) "Who cares? I don’t want should have liked I wish there were Itaynea Jerry Rlblet Carl Bkele RayAre often left alone for year tap dancers who live la some other to go to your old Grandma's Keep some way of making time "elastic' fore the Publlo Utilities Commission mond Jo Stewart Kenneth K Tuke e apartment bouse" Rufua Valentino Paul Vaughn Frank Then I might find enough time to of h at U office 303 State Cnpl her and see if I care " Genteel racket— e e e tol Belt like City Utah on Thure ElmUe— Valdes talk In hundreds of schools each term "Well Allison Walter If af“A In cannot Percy man F 1031 your of December with position 17th the FOH PAROLE: aa a library day dey circulating a rerent visit to a school Happy worst not Now child Following the you’re Just 3 seen a ford car to bo o’clock m at Frank Anderson Oliver Baugh Wm driving cheap p and A Department for that you go to bed and you new banned novel I received this letter from a 0 year-olQ Il y order of the Commission Cramer Harold P Orover Frank Hill stay e e Heber Hutchthere until tomorrow morning If you pupil: Dated at Balt Iske C'ltv Utah this Reese G Hutchison And "Antipyretic" postcards from — Bella Aunt Genevieve L Jenson W B JohnDear 10J1 ison of Francis "Dear Uncle Ray: I would like to 8th day Sympathetic December Says say another word I’ll attend to you" Pittsburgh — Jones Uchliter Clarence L son OBITER the F Alvin all Do have Instructors bridge Secretary Children who are running about the kitchen cynGals with long face Charles Nailell Devld J Pugh Thom—Anxious the home are likely to work mischief passes It to lost A child lives In right system? Seldom go places I e A Fred Romero ic— as Huberts THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE e e e will run loose now and then In the moment It to not possible for INThird B hello e e (leoige Btewart Evan LeRoy In and for District Judicial Ans —They all got the right sys- They of all we can do to “The fellow who him k to TIHotsnn J asvelate what happened on Balt Lake County Btt of Utah Ihi'inae liner keep them tem for bridge Instructors kid do— A spite at their own affairs We COUNTY JAIL SENTENCES’ Science and Invention used to go into haven't Monday with what hspiened on Fribusy Federal Intermediate Credit Hank Belle Benpeie County— Neldoa Monson to D Owen to of the the Even Yrnrns of tbs shoea day Is of Ppokane a corporation plaintiff that day necessary business on s (Lcur understanding length for Prsldfnt Kellef Committee) pardon va Western Livestock Ioan company select and arrange the Interest a too long a span for hto association Utah county— W L Clayson for "The big disadvantage to working to string Is now sell"When the a corporation defendant — Notlre to termination little child needs so he goes off on powers to compass 1 hat to why one “U RC Rev hard the tavs American Wilry on clnlme creuitora of bearing people hto own to find them ing them” He needs cau does not keep a list of offense for Utah County— Brian k Beddo for that you don’t get Bird to It but othNotlca Is hereby given to ell credreally compreh“nd termination and sometimes father to settle when he comes home tlonlng direction of Western end itor claimants er do" to playing Tuba a the 8YNOF8IS— 1' situation Yuba people Weber County— Jimmie Dunn for If you deride that he That to an unfair practire Father stexk Dn eornimny that ell claims punishment little Willie with a wink e termlnetlon Lucy Mulch pretty coed has prom- harder It to the nto own needs has trouble well hment when and and Dnn he said Llveitrxk good punlWestern Toured pa’s moonshine down And the depression’s alwwya on against lOMlNUrD CARES ised to marry the captain of the win- more eager they — — company will be presented to tie sink your temper "Avoid prrsonall gets home at night he doesn t want HU bard N Alien Frank Miller lor gals who simply sneer and Keep to meet It ’’—Calvin Coolldge Honorable Judge David W MoffKi ning team— although she secretly lies when you soy "Now Just for to a ereale mood with Hues R T Wl'aon J B Kloma Mother shrilled “What could punishment yawn loves Professor Gansemayer who hai of the the court above entitled el I barles Zimmerman F D Wise that—" you give the child the Impres- In hlrmclf The child gel a false e dumber! city end county building In Belt Igike of being an old mennlr All persona Interest any slon that you are punching him to klra of hto relationship to his father having "Now we'U have to rail the phimherl" the reputation LAST WORDS FAMOVS Punishment-Fit-tb10 10 e o clock a City Utah et therein desiring to be beard either but really to as nice a fella as you'll If father to at hand —Hill Wiley get even Hint rouse his antago- end mother 1031 not of not It’ 16th day of December fond on the I'm that you for or acHlnst the granting of raid meet teaching chrmlstry In any Crime Dept and at which time th point will eppiu atlone review tlvelv dearie— but I'm Just not the right nism and he will do hto best to keep when the offense to rommltted well are hereby school In hts favor The stmg and good Let him settle wllh It If M the balance final disposition of all claims innk fNF notified to be present at said meet-tin- g ItPm) for your OMIGOSH! background personality Loan to coin Western ANClELh-d-Dno hto to thesloik A P Neely child sgalnst affair CJtherwbe mother r L03 gle that follows does good i ClRl(ledAil) BY ORDER OF TUB JfHPP: penv "What are you cooking up vou dr- dentist was bound to his chair or mother the power Anyway the less punish Off to Buffalo Imtcd at Balt lake City Thai) thl WILL share artistic studio piano ill lous minx?" said Gad-wa- ll UEuKOg 1C DkKN to be mrnt Punishment better the better observe two Plan robbed bandits ought prompt and by gagged 1031 2IUh of November halrmen day or vocal teacher 110 mo OX to Lucy Mulch Wllh a curt nod Undet !and m ire (Copyright 1031 Klhg Teatures Syn- It should f illnw the deed on Us more keenly OEOIUiS P lAlUUt By order of the murt she answered busily "I m making heels no waiting "What this country needs" says dicate Inc) If tho occasion jk’unLshmrnt to alwaj i Just too late DAVID W MutfAT Judge OUR CHILDREN Day tl Day Uncle Ray 1 By Ted Cook d w iu't Day-w- 1 see U'-a- d see 1 e I YH-’- & - ait |
