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Show FINANCIAL GENIUS IN BAD New York Peddler Would Seem to Be Destined for a Career in Wall Street. Two men who sold Christmas toys in New street stood at the rear of the stock exchange. One of them was devoting painful attention to the financial finan-cial page of a morning newspaper. "What are you looking for, Yustin?" asked his companion. : "For a stock what sells for 50," Yustin Yus-tin replied. "Why do you want that?" "I sold a loafer of a broker one of my mechanical dogs on Thursday an' be gave me a plugged half dollar. I know the feller. Now I will smartly buy a stock for 50 from him an' give him back his bad money." "But suppose, Yustin, he gives you a bum stock? You know them brokers." "Then we will be quits. 'Cause I sold him a bum dog." Yustin is a man of promise. He should stay in New street and establish estab-lish there a class to teach his particular particu-lar brand of high finance. New York Evening Post. |