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Show They Use 'Em in the Trenches. A Kansas City man recently came into a black eye. The last legacy of that kind he had satisfactorily dissipated dissi-pated with the aid 6f a leech, procured pro-cured from a widely known leech firm on Southwest boulevard. So he telephoned tele-phoned the firm to arrange for the services of another. He was told that the price was each leech. "Why?" he asked. "Two years ago I paid only 50 cents." "Yes, I know," replied the leech magnate, "but you see, on account of .the war In Europe, leeches are now worth a dollar." Kansas City Star. |