| Show "This book is more valuable to the working mother than a shopping cart full of frozen dinners" —Phyllis Diller "Working women quit running around in circles and buy this book"—Joun Rivers "Mary McBride is the undiscovered Bombeck7 —JOAN RIVERS Don't CalliZonrxy PARADE'S at Pier& Today Hilarious helpful hints for working mothem ' Ai w) - 44 c4 li i lttt Or rt Ili Z 'h4r t11 ti' 't P''( I' 1-1- toAt tRy1114 CuHSLL pd Ll '114 2' What to do if the kids greet you at the door with a plunger! 12t Getting your family to do more than just lift their feet when you vacuum! IS P94 Plus suggestions for successful job interviews ("Make sure your baby-sittdoesn't call you during the ll terviewn) dressing for success (don't staple hems or try to cover dirt smudges with white-ou- t) Perhpas)) tfoilt ji 4 is 4 444 --111 written othoet DON'T CALL funniest wor k MONLMY bronookt hever A1WORK TO- - DAY UNLESS THE SITTER RUNS AWAY is a must for any woman with children in school or day care and a e career and makes a great gift For your home—or office—order a copy today Or better yet order two copies and save! full-tim- 44bilkod General Offices: 37 Ilth Ave Huntington Station NY 11746 C 1988 National Syndications Pubashens g0 Choice® — GUARANTEE — If you are dissatisfied with your purchase in any way you may return it for a prompt and full refund All orders are processed promptly and notification case of delay Shipment is guaranteed within 60 days will be sent in Inc TO ORDER Send your name address zip code and check or money order for $695 plus $190 postage and handling to: Publishers Choice Box 4167 Dept CZ80- PA Huntington Station NY 11746 IA IL MI NJ and NY residents add appropriate sales tax SAVE! )boZ" A 1 ("Ai 0094 14 4 1 Order two for $1290 plus $380 postage and handling V ' 4 MK and Jackie in Dallas motorcade moments before fatal shots from 411 Elm St n Dallas 25 years ago this Nov 22 Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated President John F Kennedy by rifle from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository now known as the Dallas County Administration Building Aware that the site 411 Elm St has become one of the most historic in Texas the Dallas Landmark Commission the 1 okay the construction of a 76- foot-taexterior elevator tower which will provide access for an estimated 500000 visitors annually to an educational exhibit called "The Sixth Floor" It will detail the history of the Kennedy murder and with luck will be open to the public (adults $4 children $2) by Nov 22 Lindalyn Adams president of the Dallas County Historical Foundation which is financing "The Sixth Floor" explains that the assassination project was a sensitive controversial issue for years "Originally" she says "many of the people who lived here when Kennedy was shot were in favor of razing the Texas School Book Depository which is understandable Who wants to be reminded of a tragedy day after day? Out of sight is out of mind But gradually people came to realize that Dallas could not ll er 10 t — ' Dallas County Commissioners and other agencies both private and public have joined forces to in-i- A 1 Ilikty 10 LICKTHE ck 1 - your children from calling you at work to tell -- - ''' IP Finding a babysitter when you can't fly in your motherin-law- ! Getting the kids through breakfast and off to school wearing both I 11-- t a) you that there's nothing good on TV! '3 ! t time-cloc- HE A I 4s6"'"'"Qtt 17 4 elle In it k At last! Here's a survival guide for women like you whose workday has no McBride offers outrageous advice to help working mothers cope with the woild of 9 to 5— and 5 to 9—and get through the day with laughter For example: 11 ''''''1c72tot:p4 ' The Working Mother's Survival Guide 111rP - 41 t '''''‘ RUNS AWAY shoes! --- 1 ) mothers have two jobs inwith Veronica McBride stead of one No one knows this better than Mary and a working mother herself McBride a gag writer for Joan Rivers and Phyllis Duller And that's why she's written DON'T CALL MOMMY AT WORK TODAY UNLESS ME SITTER 2' How to discourage - ii Mairy McBride that's because working (7 L N gwilz V working women in America a working mother And :A? L t h 7P''''l you're one of the hardest- - r7 4 'e then 6 1 Parade regrets it cannot answer queries From Where President Kennedy Was Shot A rv 4 party are still in the cam- era? How many times have you called your children by names or your vice versa? And rushing to get the kids off to school have you ever arrived at work still wearing your apron? If you answered "Yes" to Because of volume of mall received r't17-- ‘ ff 01"f SPECIAL Intelligence Report Unless the Enter Runs Away you get the because 11: Do pictures from your child's last birthday these questions aMilliiIMMIUM111101111MMOININNIMMOIMillit BY LLOYD escape its history any more than Washington DC could ignore the assassination of Abraham Lincoln in Ford's Theatre" In 1977 Dallas County bought the Texas School Book Depository from the Col D Harold Byrd family of Dallas and the county commissioners ordered the renovation of the structure into a new seat of' county government After consulting experts in US history site preservation and museum management however they wisely recommended that the building's sixth floor be declared to the public until the construction of "an objective educational display dealing with the history and meaning of the Kennedy assassination" could be decided upon It has taken 10 years of discussion and $35 million to y finance the project but the end of the beginning is now in sight off-limi- ts Dallas-Kenned- Drawing of tower (arrow) to "Sixth Floor" SHEARER PAGE 20 JUNE 5 1988 © 1988 I PARADE MAGAZINE I |
