| Show 8T The Salt Lake Tribune Sunday June St Croix 5 1988 People seem to take life easier on the Virgin Islands By Paul Dean Los Angeles Times Writer "Do you know the best thing about Amerigo?" Norman said to Henny "Down there they don't know there's a Chinese crisis They have no television You can't buy a paper that isn't five days old In the three days I was there I heard one news broadcast the strange part was I didn't care" —"Don't Stop the Carnival" by Herman Wouk US Virgin Islands — ST CROIX It has been 23 years since Herman Wouk used this long lozenge of land as his pattern for Amerigo ("He never admits it in the book" confided the tanned and beaded lady at a recent party in St Croix 'but we just know he was writing about us") and obviously a few things have changed Instead of not knowing about the Chinese crisis the people of St Croix now do not know about the Gaza Strip crisis There is a TV in the Ritz Cafe in gingerbread Christiansted and it must be assumed that a few more sets have been admitted The New York Times now arrives on its day of publication Most days But the strange point that Norman noted to Henny remains ingrained Here in the West Indies it's easy even mentally healthy to realign priorities and not to care about the stock market's varying fortunes or Los Angeles' shaking suburbs Maybe it's the island's distance rum-punc- h geographically and emotionally from events or centers of international despair and jubilation Or it's tlfe Caribbean sun and a light that's fit for Impressionists Or seas of dapple-topaz Or an unvarying climate in which no body is too cool too warm too moist too dry Maybe these are God's tranquilizers Whatever Cruzans instinctively do not care Obviously out of touch with the pressures necessary to buy a Mercedes and enjoy a heart attack and live the full life they simply haven't learned how to worry With that comes their soothing sense of timelessness "Your office trouble back home was Monday OK?" says a cab driver He is genuinely confused (not worried mind you) by the length and depth of his passenger's concern for the costly meanderings of Wall Street "But now it's Thursday So back to relaxation mon" I 1917 for $25 million An acre lot with prime beach front on any island now costs $100000 Mike Klein an escapee from Amherst College Mass a skipper with Caribbean Sea Adventures and a young man on an endless voyage of sun beaches and satisfaction has learned the knack of living hourless days He has only one reason for owning a watch: "I wear this big old rubber thing because you can touch a button and it shows the month Sometimes you need to know that" Luis Torres from Puerto Rico a hotel waiter and patient turner of a spit skewering two pigs for a beach barbecue has no reason for owning a watch "Why?" he asks "My brother has one" And professional Don deWilde knows that this unhurried unworried unflappable way of St Croix is absolutely contagious "On the first day of their vacations highly successful professionals captains of industry come marching into the tennis shop and it's: 'Look I want a court at 4 pm r lesson at 8 am today and a tomorrow and for the evening I'd like to schedule some doubles' "At the end of one week they come strolling into the tennis shop and it's: 'Don have you got a court free anytime tomorrow? If not whenever you can fit me in' " There's a name for this enviable state of island mind "Lymin'" explains Charlie Martin manager of the Buccaneer Hotel a low pink that is an island tradition almost as old as rum "You say in dialect 'I'm going lymin' a in California while' Being laid-bacis lymin' time in the Virgin Islands "It's part of the Cruzan way of living in the time metaphysically of this moment And that's the basis of island philosophy" And there's the opposite of lyming Hoross To hoross The state of being horossed As in harass Continentals (the island's sly hypo- Denmark should have held out for cash plus Oregon and Solvang But we digress St Thomas has grown to become the Beverly Hills of island life St John hasn't grown at all and remains as Kauai is to Hawaii St Croix to continue the Pacific parallel is what Maui was 10 years ago I was leery of all three because I travel well but relax uneasily on islands There is no denominator After 24 hours of Guam Okinawa and Macao I'm a babbling claustrophobic Bermuda is super and the Azores would be adorable even without Mateus Fiji and Tahiti are my unbearable confinement solitary Hawaii isn't Nassau wasn't But then I can't stand cruise ships even those larger than some islands You work it out I bet blind on St Croix I wanted tennis sailing and a local beer on the beach before dining in a polo shirt Dockers and Good fish No leaf blowers Empty beaches and early nights There had to be everything to do but nothing to do if I didn't want to Nothing sophisticated by Hilton or Sheraton or Marriott Everything natural and by local custom And the land must have a good smell at dawn Go to St Croix said Rod the tennis player and John the sailor and Peter the diver and Alan who likes to drink local beer I came I found a self I have not known since work years began Much of it had to do with the Buccaneer Hotel It may very well be — as a place where hours activities and pace are delicately scrupulously balanced between daily suggestion n — the perfect reand sort There are no employees who intimidate no rates that terrify no elegance to threaten your passage through the lobby in a hula shirt and corduroy Stubble& It is a magnificent tropical home of bonnet arches and mahogany and has been since Charles Martel a knight of Malta built it as a farm in 1653 A century later it was grand enough to be a governor's residence Alexander Hamilton stayed here as a child Sugar cane was grown cotton and fihere then nally cattle 10-fo- tennis-teachin- g one-hou- Top-Sider- 17th-centur- y 151-pro- k corism for anyone unfortunate ninth-generatio- "I don't have a title because we don't need them" says young Armstrong who like his father graduated from Princeton and who like his dad still picks up trifles of litter around the hotel "Titles isolate you and we like to be known to be answerable to guests That's one reason live on the premises "We have the same goals the same quality of service the same concern that you find in the big business hobut our aptels off the island proach is to be very personal to reI '11411ele sets Television goes the quiet reasoning is too often a sorry messenger for stock market declines nude-- a other guest Hotel events are lightly organized but heavily Cruzan ("Croix" is French for cross and a cruzado was a bus) — July 2 (includes 21 meals) $1200 Bus only $799 AUSTRALIA RI COACH Business Class $1299 RT $ 649 HAWAII $ 399 RI COACH Air Hotels) luxury for touring excellent cuisine and experienced escorts Also includes 23 meals! coaches 849 COACH FALL FOLIAGE TOUR 9 Sept 26-O- ct These are not charters! 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