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Show Now It's the cold storage cure for hay fever. Almost any candidate is a promising promis-ing candidate. The air continues to be a poor place In which to do fancy work. Our Idea of nothing to feel sad about is losing a job as aviator. The excursion girl now sweetly changes into the matinee maid. It will be Thanksgiving day for Italy if she finally saws a limb off Turkey. Tur-key. Tight-skirted women hobbling to catch a car are as funny as a sack race. The slaughter of an aviator now and then has almost ceased to be a matter mat-ter of news. Soon the lover of lake sports will wish to exchange his bathing suit for a pair of skates. Bohemia has a woman member of parliament. Showing the true Bohe- , mian spirit, as it were. Do you suppose the government will get any nearer the telephone trust than a long-distance call? Canada sold 60,000,000 lobsters last winter New York will have to hustle to live up to its reputation. The girl with the coat of seashore tan now looks sympathetically at her pale-faced, stay-at-home sisters. A python in the New York zoo eats but one meal a year. This reduces houskeeping costs to a minimum. If It were not for the old warships what would the young warships have to shoot at in target practice? Lemons are becoming more expen-live, expen-live, but it is probable that many of them will still be handed around. Antiquarians have discovered another an-other Venus, doubtless without first getting the consent of their w'ives. Tobacco is now grown in Kansas, and several new brands of Havana cigars will soon be put on the market. London telegraph company is hiring girls to replace messenger boys. Leave it to a girl to carry messages. Baltimore policemen must not play dominoes on Sunday. Probably It is the one game that they don't play at ill. A New York man is reported to have borrowed $3,500 from his laundress. laun-dress. If she had It it Is quite possible. ADy movement to restrain the activities activ-ities of the genius who designs freak Bhoes for men will deserve public approbation. ap-probation. Among all the adjectives that have been applied to the costumes that the girls are wearing now we haven't noticed "modest." An artist who painted $10 bills has been arrested. Painting $10 bills does not seem to be any more profitable than gilding lilies. In Philadelphia all women under thirty are "girls." Philadelphia, the chivalrous and altruistic, is proving Itself the City of Brotherly Love to the lone sisters. An English actor who wore a corset has died as the result of tight lacing. Evidently the manager declined to give him a fat part. While a Kansas woman was trying to kiss a bulldog the animal bit her lip. It seems difficult for some Kansas Kan-sas bulldogs to acquire good manners. man-ners. Playing cards has been traced back to the year 800 A. D. It is safe to presume pre-sume that the police of those days gathered In their graft just as merrily as now. A Kansas City man who went to bed one night, leaving $1,700 in his trousers pocket, has registered a vow that he will not be so careless again. He Is trying to accumulate another $1,700. Fluffy skirts saved a woman from drowning in the Chicago river. The moral Is that women who feel that they must wear tight skirtB should avoid falling into that historic stream. |