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Show ivay BSmSWMIDrMIST. Favorite jokiES There is no faster way to break up an asthma attack. by beRNiE aUen EDITOR'S NOTE: Bernie Allen's career in comedy has included being half of the Allen and Rossi comedy team. He also spent years as a single doing comedy routines that ranged from being a German psychiatrist to playing a citizen of ancient Rome. He now performs with his daughter, singer Marilyn Allen. Bernie calls his act "A Family Affair," and in between Marilyn's singing and his stand-up- , they team up to do some comedy. They will be at the Silverbird Hotel in Las Vegas from April 9 through May 6. Here are some jokes from Bernie Allen, with Marilyn helping out in a couple: There's nothing so frightening as a sudden attack of bronchial asthma You feel you're smothering. You gasp, fight, pray for your next breath Why suffer a second longer than you have to ? For many people, the fastest possible relief is the kind you get with Bronkaid Mist In iust seconds, you start breathing easier again As Marilyn: Do you know the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? Bernie: Yes, drunks don't have to go to little as 15 seconds. Bronkaid Mist speeds directly to those meetings. blocked air passages and delivers a highly effective medication that relaxes bronchial muscles, to break up the block and help you breathe easier and more comfortably No other product works taster than Bronkaid Mist Not Primatene , not any other product you can buy Marilyn. Do you have a weight problem? Bernie: Yes, no scale will hold me. Marilyn: Why don't you go on a diet? 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