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Show When the bee-hiye Is ready there will be plenty of bees to make honey. Edison has Just lost a 35-year-old suit It ought to be out of style by this time, anyhow. The Czar of Russia has bought a newspaper. Now, he'll get acquainted with some real troubles. It Is possible to buy a cement house with a roof garden for $2,500. We suppose sup-pose the cellar would be extra. The Elberta peach crop and the Alberta Al-berta wheat crop are friendly rivals, and both are full of promise this year. Germany has ordered another Zeppelin Zeppe-lin airship. Germany must hare decided de-cided to keep on trying until she gets a good one. There Is no use In fighting the Inevitable. In-evitable. A prominent college is adding add-ing to Its courses one to teach men how to cook. Milliners tell us that small hats will be the fashion this year, but It Is not likely that the prices will be any smaller small-er than usual. Now that Dr. Wiley has taken unto himself a wife we are curious to know whether she can make the pies that mother used to make. No divorced woman or actress who has married a peer will be presented at the English court. This is, very hard on the actresses. A woman of 84, living on Long Island, Is-land, saws her own wood. And no body rebukes her for entrenching on man's sphere of activities. Vassar college has celebrated her fiftieth birthday, and has silenced all cynical critics by not claiming to be a day younger than she really is. Pittsburg woman wants a divorce because her husband treats her sister too affectionately. Yes, younger sister; sis-ter; why ask superflous questions? Hopkins professors have discovered that water is a valuable anesthetic. Before long someone may prove that It Is equally good for drinking purposes. pur-poses. Two French vaudeville critics recently re-cently fought a duel They should nave stuck to the pen, which in theory the-ory at least is considered mightier, anyhow. A prominent railroad man says that Europe leads the United States in the number of railroad wrecks. She's welcome to the prize for this line of endeavor. The report that a German plumber has been raised to the Prussian nobility nobil-ity by the kaiser leads us to believe that some foreign correspondent has been hitting the pipe. "Girl students are smarter than men" opines the president of Vassar college. But men mcle better football foot-ball players, and what is a college without a football team? The Marys of England are combining combin-ing for the purpose of buying Queen Mary a coronation gift. The Queen stands a chance to get a manicure set or a photograph album. I read In the papers the other day of a man who got a divorce because tfce woman he married was a pickpocket pick-pocket It seems to me that is establishing es-tablishing something of a precedent. What wife isn't? A chicken in Ohio has swallowed a $200 diamond ring and its owner refuses re-fuses to have the culprit killed. The only way out of it is to set the chicken chick-en In a ring and wear It. A Chicago lady wants a divorce because be-cause her husband shut off her charge account at the department stores. It probably comes under the head of cruel and Inhuman treatment. An Evansville, Ind., widow has just annexed her ninth husband. Massachusetts Massa-chusetts spinsters may be informed, II they wish to have particulars, that she Is 70 years of age and wealthy. A fat men's club in New England has discovered that few fat men are criminals, and that most good-hearted ' and right-minded men tend to take on flesh, for they are naturally men of stout hearts. A St. Louis woman left Instructiona In her will that her dog should be shot, and buried after her death. Thus do we gradually climb up from the day when men caused their wives to b buried with them. |