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Show SjUST FERNINST THE HILL" Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a Desire to Seek the State of Matrimony. The state of Matrimony is one of the United States. It ia bounded by kissing and hugging on one side and cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population, broomsticks broom-sticks and 6taying out at night. It waa discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a Northwest passage pas-sage out of Paradise. The climate is Bjltry until you pass the tropics of housekeeping, when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as to keep all hands as cool as cucum- tier. For the principal roads leading j to this Interesting state, consult the J first pair of blue eyes you see. Exchange. |