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Show All He Wanted Was Just Plain Eggs. A youth entered one of the "ham-and-row" cafes on Grand avenue and ordered eggs. "Up or over?" asked the man behind the counter. "I Just want eggs," replied the prospective diner. "But do you want them up or over?" repeated the waiter, and again tho guest asserted that he desired "only eggs." The third time the party of the second part insisted on his query, whereupon the patron, with a sigh of despair, said "I guess I'll take a steak." Kansas City Star. |