OCR Text |
Show A mustache can come back. The frost is on the Sunday school picnic. It will take a snow storm to do away with straw hats. j Outside the slight chill of this weather, can you beat it? The best of aviators often come down when they least expect to. While the aeroplane is still in its infancy, it is a very husky infant. Guess they will discard the hobble skirt now. Fashion says it's passe. In the matter of joy-riding it is becoming be-coming harder than ever to tell a steal from a borrow. Aeroplane flights and balloon races are fascinating, but think how good the walking is! If the world is going insane, some modern music must be consciously written for the future. If your digestion is bad It's because you lack "sand." A spoonful with each meal, says the doctor. Boys in Chicago public schools are to take up sewing. Why assume bachelorhood for them so early in the day? Not all men are poets, says a reviewer re-viewer of current verse. Now, if we could only convince them of that truth. Baden-Powell has landed in New York. If your boy asks for a khaki eun ana a scout hat don't be surprised. sur-prised. Why is it everybody has a bottle of carbolic setting around the house somewhere to be taken in mistake for medicine? Japanese children are to be taught to write with both hands. The paper pa-per trust may be encouraging the movement. Speaking of menu French, it Is a fact that English is expressive enough to designate all that the ordinary man wants to eat. An attempt is being made to Americanize Ameri-canize hotel menus. "Pork And," "White Wings," "One in the Dark" and "Ham on Rye." When song writing has been introduced intro-duced in the schools will the pupils take their arithmetic lessons home and try them on the piano? Now that New York has abandoned the horse cars we may entertain hopes of her one day being a real up-to-date and enterprising village. If one had one's choice of deaths that by the administration of hot mince pie over a period of about seventy-five years would seem as desirable de-sirable as any. A hen that sings has been discovered discov-ered in South Carolina. Owing to the stiff price of eggs, she will not be likely to cast much of a shadow over the hen that lays. Any man who Is inclined to feel haughty should stop and consider that according to the census he is just about l-90,000,000th part of the population popu-lation of this country. What has become of the old-fashioned youth who grew long hair for every football season, even though he never got any closer to the game than the grand 6tand? Our leading lad smugglers may console themselves with the thought that Collector Loeb will have no such perfected system of search when the oceangoing aeroplane is in commission. commis-sion. The mint officials have just discovered discov-ered that the citizens of the United States don't seem to be able to keep any of the $11,000,000 coined annually in gold. So they are going to stop coining It. From the depths of the sea a' new island has added itself to the Aleutian group. Uncle Sam should hurry up with a more definite government for Alaska, which is twice as large as Texas and still growing. A court has decided that platonic affection af-fection for a married woman does not justify gifts of silk hose and lingerie not even in these ultra-modern times' Stick to Browning and essays on friendship, and the lady will be safe in l divorce suit. |