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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS Community WEDNESDAY JULY 25, 2001 The long gray line - Dixie College By Clint Rodney Rebel Wha hoppen, Crystal, have a Nielsen, Director of Dixie Col- - lapse of sanity? lege East Anybody out there with at A day or two ago I did some- - least a Bachelors Degree in really stupid (can you Social Studies who would like believe?) and I groused that I a chance to teach for Dixie Col- was my own worst enemy. My lege (Kanab Outreach night wife Ann overheard and mut- - classes)? Anybody out there tered bitterly, Not while Im whod like their fingers chopped alive youre not! And I thought off or a needle cactus shoved up their nose? If your resume is my dad disliked me. For those who want to begin approved by Dixie College, you their computer experiences at would make about $1500 for a ground zero, Dixie (Kanab 2.5 hour class once a week for Outreach) will offer this fall 15 weeks. Not the worst wages some COMP classes designed in the world! Thats even bet- for beginners. The two ter than selling pencils on the courses are entitled Getting street, pitching pennies, or Started on a PC and Internet gathering old aluminum cans. and Electronic Mail Hey, if you like to teach and They cost only $27.50 each for have a Bachelors in your field, k two durations, please come by and swat 01 Getting Started on a PC Rodneyalongside the head with starts September 27 and ends your credentials. Right now, November 1. The class will be we could really use a history once a week for two hours on teacher! You know, one ofthose wise scholars who knows that Thursday from 5:30-7:3Internet and Electronic Mail Herbert Hoover ran the FBI begins on November 8 and ends and wore pink pumps after on December 13. It, too, will be work...or that Franklin Delano on Thursday from 5:30-- 7 :30. A Roosevelt led the Rough Rid- text is necessary but we will ers up San Juan Hill in his try to share texts so that the wheelchair. 01 Rodney always cost will not rip your eyebrows was a Crackeijack at history! off! The instructor is Crystal Why not? Ever stopped to think from how much of it hes lived Holliday a new through? as Fredonia... bright this weekend! The activities Come to the Duck Creek Chili Cook-Of- f We still need students like penny.. .far too bright to be wil run July 27-2withgames, food and fun for everyone! under the auspices the great unwashed need a (Bolivian for mentally de- - bath. One hundred fifty eight ranged) of Rodney Rebel, plus a textbook for a three (e-mai- l). five-wee- 8, B AUGUST 2ND, 3RD We are Giving Away Over $16,000 in Prizes, and You Can Register Now at Honey's Jubilee Foods and Heat Wave Spas, Pools, & Patio Supplies 'EZ Up ' Canopies Hawaiian Tropic Summer Fun Packs T-Shi- rts Hot New Music CD's ice Coders Rentais Ski Boat Rentals Fishing Trips o Grocery Certificates from Honey's Jubilee Foods Kanab Hometown Super Saver Cards Cases of Pop from the Good Guys at KALIL And Much, Much Morel Just Register at Honeys Jubilee or Heat Wave, and listen for your name on Z93.3 FM (at 101.9 FM in Kanab)! 9 & Could I interest you in a few of the eternal truths of that guru of ancient wisdom, Yogi Berra, as spoken by his em day prophet, Coach Mike .Walker? Baseball a tough game, 90 strength and 40 technique. Fans, dont fail to miss tomor-th- e rows game! mod-entire- ly Its perfect weather for todays game. Not a breath of 4TH KANAB CITY COMMUNITY CENTER Sitting close to TV screen wont harm childrens eyes Children cant harm their eyes by sitting close to the television screen, says the AmeriAGENDA: can Optometric Association, THURSDAY, AUGUST 2 3PM TO 7PM but those who do so consisATTEND AT YOUR CONVENIENCE tently may be signaling that they have difficulty seeing at FRIDAY, AUGUST 3 1 0AM TO 8PM a distance. WORK SESSION FOR DESIGN & PLANNING Nearsightedness is the viReview of Input, Develop alternatives and Draft plan sion problem most likely to develop during the school SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 10AM TO 12PM years. Its 'cause may be linked ATTEND AT YOUR CONVENIENCE to heredity or to stress resultpresent Results & Alternatives, Accept further Input, Finalize plans ing from prolonged concentration on close work. Other Come join the Town of Fredonia and the City of Kanab symptoms of nearsightedness in the cooperative effort to provide trails that both communities include squinting when viewcan enjoy. ing something in the distance; Hugh Osborne of the Rivers and Trails Conservation difficulty seeing the chalkAssistance Program, a Unit of the National Park Service that board; preferring reading and consistently deals with such issues, will be present to assist other close work to outdoor with the process. play; and poor sports perforPlease come and meet with your neighbors and other mance. Children who have one local residents to voice your concerns, opinions and ideas for or more of these symptoms need to see an optometrist for trails in the local area. a thorough vision examinaIts your town and your turn to make an impact! tion, AOA says. r'B AB B AB AS AJLB 515 NORTH 100 EAST PRIZES INCLUDE: Sea-Do- cheap? TRAILS WORKSHOP Made in the Shade Z per-thin- air. The similarities between me and my father are different. You can observe a lot by watching! Wherever Ive gone in this country, Ive found Americans, I love baseball! Whenever I can, I watch the Yankees on radio. (On not winning) We made too many wrong mistakes! (In no way, shape, or form do I intend for this to be blasphe-workin- g mous) If English was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for me. (Hows that!?) kw was your day? Hope a to see a you in the long gray line. 0. You'll Be credit hour class. I can almost hear you say, Golly, gee, thats expensive!! (Those would not g be my exact words, but haps theyre yours!) Well, friends, that is expensive. Not as expensive as any other institution of higher learning in existence, but, yes, expensive, So, living on six dollars an hour for the rest of your lives is KANAB, UTAH - - |