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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS Community 6 WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 25, 1998 Dog eat dog -the NBA, who needs it? CJJckc yOUR the players one single penny. of bursting. One more morsel for Who has even missed it? Oh The fans are doing the paying anyone of them will cause that sure if the NBA season was in and all the money the players one to become violently sick, yet full swing, I would be watching claim the owners $rq getting. the very prospect of a delectable steak being placed down games on TV, some of them at Where, does it come from? Not least. But miss it?? Not for a from Michael Jordan. . . amongst them sets off'a vicious second. Some major newspapers The fans can and will get along dogfight from which some will are counting the days, It is day without the NBA. Much better not come out alive, and those 139, as of Tuesday, November than the NBA can get along with- who do survive will surely carry 17. Hell, I had totally forgotten out the fans. the scars for years. Wounds and somewhere along about day Between the owners and scars received while fighting nine. players, there is so much money among themselves over someBy Michael Mountain When will the strike-lockoinvolved that to most people thing none of them really need, Its 5 p.m. Do you know which end? Im sure a lot of folks feel money cannot be considered an but they just dont want to see chat room your kids are in? the same way I do about this. issue. In Bickleys column, he the other dog get it. And the poor Oh! I wasnt referring to your Never will be fine. states that on Sunday, Novem- fan is expected to continue tak- human kids; Im talkingaboutyour In a column in the Arizona ber 15, the first batch of ing a scrap of meat from his pets! Whileyouve almost certainly Don to the players failed to table and throw it in amongst heard that sex is the most popular Rickley writes.; Republic, By Kent Mason Best!: Firneimds T-bo- ne , Pets Online ut pay-chec- The. owners know the.' league will suffer; ohce Michael, Jordan is gone and they are bargaining now in preparation of declining revenue. Contrary to what some people believe, Michael Jordan is not the God almighty of the NBA. A few years ago Michael threatened to walk away from the game of basketball. Many writers stated flat out that the league would not survive without him. Jordan left and went to play baseball. The next year, the league set an all time attendance record. A new record was being set each year with or without Michael and this did not change the year he was away from the sport.;The Jans set;the atten dance records, and professional baseball certainly did not have a major financial boom when Michael graced that sport with his presence. 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