| Show HOW TO MAKE CRIMINALS the making of criminals Is a very important american industry pro aeed as follows find out something that a large number of the people desire to do and then make a law against t the law should be sufficiently elastic to ad mit of exceptions when the public good or the offenders purse seema to demand it after the law Is made hire a few good policeman to lie in wait for of ff aders it Is necessary to catch a criminal before you can make him many a man has remained good all his life by not being caught after you get hold of on he will tell you that he did not know the law it he does tell him that agnor ance of the law excuses no one it he insists tell him that even the law dont know the law as other wise there would not be so many of them he insists further crack him oveile head and tell him to shut up I 1 the man has no money at all crabb him in the head in the first place next publish his name in all the newspapers this is for two reasons first to make him more of a criminal and second to show that the police department Is doing its duty next chuck him into as ant a place as can be devised at night surround him with a choice col lection of vermin for this purpose an entomologist should be consulted in the daytime make him work like a dog but do not give him anything for it give it to some one else per haps the best way to dispose of the surplus product is by the contract system although there are other forms of aratt nearly as good after a few years of this he Is ably a full fledged criminal in order to test your work turn him loose with out any money or any friends if he comes back in a short time you have succeeded if not you have failed b it it usually works ellis 0 jones in life |
