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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 8 By: Brooke Birk and Jean Cluff Libra(SepL24-Oct23- ) to rob your own stash of candy. You need a new date. The person you have been eyeing is AVAILABLE. Now all you need to do is trick-or-treat-i- ng What is your problem? Why are you acting so rude to your younger siblings? Get it together. Please get in to the Halloween spirit by getting a great costume for this years school celebration. Make sure that you stop at all the stop make yourself available; dump the loser. Follow your heart and I know that your heart will say, Dump the signs, especially the stop sign where you turn to go to Manti High. There could be a cop there one morning and your parents would not be happy with you. Make sure that you get home by midnight on All Hallows Eve or you might turn into a pumpkin. loser. It would be a good idea to bob for apples at your Halloween party. Scorpio(OcL24-Nov.22- ) Halloween. Do something dramatic this week, die your You need a change. PLEASE do not go out this year; you are too old. If you still feel the need for candy, our advice is trick-or-treati- ng Sagittarius(Nov.23-Dec.22- ) Get out on the dance floor. You were made to groove. Thats all we have to say. Capricom(Dec.23- - J an.20) Four words: dress up for hair, pierce your ears (again), buy a funky new outfit, do something to make yourself stand out. That certain some- - one will come around this month. If they are with someone now, they wont be for long. Always be optimistic. Aquarius(Jan.21-Feb.l9- When you see the white light, follow it because it is the fridge door and there is left over pizza. Nothing is better than a slice of cold pizza. Wear your hair in braids this month because it is Halloween and you could go as Heidi. Try to rent the movie Halloween Town, it will spice up your love life. Whatever you do, wash your hands three times a day at least because germs are not our friends. Pisces(F eb.20-Mar.2- 0) Jack and Jill went up the hill and so will you. Work out with Richard Simmons and you will be sweating to the oldies. Go to a Halloween -IBy: ) F0D party this year. Do not steal candy from your younger siblings. Stay away from smash- ing pumpkins because you will be smashing your Halloween spirit. Aries(Mar.21 Apn20) -- Stress stinks. Arid works. If you want long legs, drink lots of milk. If you want stout short legs, drink Pepsi. You should dress up as the french fries from McDonalds; the opposite sex might find it attractive. Get with somebody over the holiday. Taurus(Apr.21-May.21- ) You should go to Lotsa Motsa with a friend and take on the MAMMOTH. You might surprise yourself. Stay away from orange glowing things. Dont eat candy that is unwrapped and stay away A from the houses that give you fruit. 21) Gemini(May If you are having trouble 22-Ju- ne sleeping at night, it might help to stop sleeping in the tub. Beds are made for comfort. This Halloween make sure you look out your window and watch the stars. A two headed monster costume will be your best bet. 21) Cancer(June What are you doing? 22-Ju- ly Wake up and smell Halloween! This big talk about how youre so great is getting old. Stop thinking about yourself and dress up funky for school. Youll be shocked by how many people will notice you more. Flowers and weeds grow from the same dirt. Smile! Creed for competition By: Coach Wilbur T. Braithwaite Jean Cluff and Amanda Leslie Happy Halloween, students. This will be the last time we have Halloween before Y2K. Could this be the last Halloween??? (Spooky!) As students at Manti High we have one huge question. Have you ever noticed anything spooky about our school? Have you ever noticed that the colors in our school are mostly orange? That has nothing to do with our little story. Actually, its not really a story, its the facts we have been finding for a project that we have been working with. Our names are Stoopie and Ding dong, but only because we have to hide our true identities. What we really are is investigators that have been trying to solve a mystery, the mystery of Crazy Karol. We, Stoopie and Ding dong, have heard a few stories about her. People would say that at about 9:00 p.m. on All Hallows Eve she has a festival of the dead, or at least thats what people would say. We dont believe in these foolish stories. Since we had PIay hard After the contest is over, you can say, I gave everything I had physically, I fought my heart out. nothing to lose (or so we 1.- thought) we decided to investi- gate. We had the privilege of taking Ding dongs Pontiac Grand Dam to Ephraim to investigate. We headed to our destination (Ephraim canyon). We stopped the car on the side of the road. We got out and went down and around to a rundown, (supposedly) haunted cabin. We had to push ourselves close enough to see (for your benefit) the cabin. We camouflaged ourselves as bushes and peeked through our handy binoculars and spotted a hole in the roof. We slivered down as close as we could. A spell seemed to come over us and we began to fall asleep (or maybe we were just bored) because of course we arent scared of these childish things. We threw off our camo and spotted a fridge. It was snacking time! - And now a commercial break from Americas Best. Two pair of eye glasses or contact lenses for $49.99! Doctors eye exam included. 2.- Play smart Keep your poise: be intent, stay focused, and centrate only on the game. con- PIay fair Fight clean, obey both the letter, and the spirit of the rules; no hedging, and no fighting. 3.- We looked into a little crack of the window and spotted tons of dead black cats. Now was the time to lose control. What was wrong with this picture? We found a big shot gun lying on the floor and a hunter orange jacket. There was also a lady lying down. We supposed that maybe this could be crazy Karol herself. We looked closer at the cats. Tied onto their heads were authentic deer horns. We found that she wasnt crazy at all. She just wanted to join in the deer hunt. She will never be referred to as Crazy Karol anymore, just Karol.. Happy Hunting and Happy Haunting!! Play to win Never concede, quit, give up, Or give in. Maintain and respect your opponents by giving your 4.- self-respe- an all out effort. 5.- Have fun Dont shrink from the fear of defeat, or let the bitter taste of defeat destroy your love of the game. 6.- Keep perspective When the game is on, it is important that you win. After it is over it makes no ethical difference whether is not predicated on the vayou won or lost. of garies victory or defeat. What matters most is that you love the challenge of the game. Savor the camaraderie of your mates, and earn the respect of your opponents, namely that you have been true to your best self. Self-wor- th |