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Jesse James Jesse James has become a terrorized he countryside, bul DID YOU KNOW? legend, and his deeds, some real managed to escape the law. and someinvented, are part of In 1881 Jesse bought a homein the folklore of America. James St. Joseph, Missouri. He grew a was probablythe most courteous beard and changed his name to bandit in history. He was soft- Tom Howard. For a while he spoken and intelligent. Some of lived quietly with his family his ee frequent and two members «° his gang died when Jesse was a boy During the Civil War, Missouri yard of the old family A new-born calf is usually so Bob Ford, who wantedto get a small that even a boy can pick it $10,000 reward that had been up. In 1952 a calf was born in offered. Jesse was buried inave Devon, England that set a home. ‘d for size, It weighed 172 ds at birth 4u TimesFaster MINNEAPOLIS (UPI) — Faster, more detailed knowje of the earth’s resources may come about by computers to analyze photos taken from planes or spacecraft. An automatic tree species classifier has been developed by Honeywell to read aerial photos and then report the type, size and density of trees in an area. The unit does the job in about one-fortieth the time it would take a man. Scientist George Swanlund says the system could be used to locate water or mineral resources, chart urban migration, register economic trends, identify animallife or evaluate species population. __REDEYE L THINK IVE Pi AN END TO THE STEALING OF MY ‘17'S ILLEGAL HES SANE!| 5 NOT BRIGHTPp Ee CRAWLY | and On the morning of April 3, 1882, he was shot in the back of the head by one of these men, By Ai Capp THERE'S kindnesses funny pranks won him placein the hearts of law-abiding citizens, Jesse James was born in Missouri on September 5, 1947 His father, a Baptist minister, Answer to yesterday's Puzzle Box: Southeast. 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