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Show QUIPS AND QUOTES Middle-Age Puzziement If graying hair is debonair, As so often I am told, Whythen does my foolish mirror Say: “You're merely growing old.” —Earl D. Jelneck While discussing their future careers with a class of prospective teachers, a visting administrator turned his discussion to the question of teachers’ rights and responsibilities. He asked an eager coed in the front row if she thoughtthe teachers hada rightto strike “Oh, mercy, yes,” she replied quickly, “they have the right to, if they want to.” Then after a moment’s pause, she added: “But I think that they should do it in the summertime—when it won’t affect the students.” —Ross Figgins The new home videotapes will allow us to record our favorite tv shows. So then we can have reruns of the reruns. —Arch Napier It was a fall Sunday afternoon and a husband had two radios and the television set all going at once, to hear all of his favorite sports. His wife, who was doing some household chores, stopped in the living room andlistened for a moment and then said: “Dear, would you explain what the sportscaster meant whenhesaid Joaesbatted a line drive through the goal posts for a par three?” —Dan Bennett Always admitting it when we are in the wrong may be a wholesome experience—but it can become pretty monotonous. —D. O. Flynn Contra-Computers Machines won’t take over the world as long As westill have the thrill, sublime, That comes when we add andget the same Total we had the first time. —R. M. Walsh _PAYMASTER |. few" “Your wife requested we mail your pay directly to her and eliminate the middle man.” Fumily Weekly, October 11, 1970 5 the first snowmobile built stronger than it has to be. The Suzuki Nomadisn’t built like other snowmobiles, it’s built to take on the country. It’s built to the exacting standardsof quality our engineers demand of our motorcycles (which have a world-wide reputation for lasting under the toughest conditions). : The Nomad’s engine won't rubbertrack. The brakes are the big caliper disc kind. They bring youto a fast stop in a shortstraight line. The SM10 Nomadcosts just under nine hundred-dollars; the SM10-D, with the convenience of electric starter, just under one thousand.* Either one is remarkably low in vapor-lock or overheat because it has price considering what you receive for a special exhaust system that rapidly dissipates heat. And a big, fullyenciosed fan to coolit. And a dualcoil ignition for sure, positive firing. Another reason for the excellent steering is because the gas tank is in the rear. This provides better weight distribution, and increased safety. The better weight distribution also meansbetter traction from the Nomad’s 15 in. wide steel-reinforced your money. There is a large network of authorized Suzuki dealers in the U. S.; so there’s no problem find- | ing Suzuki service or parts. Whynot see the one nearest you? He can demonstrate what we can onlytell about the first snowmobile built stronger thanit has to be. *Suggested ratail price, S410—$898; SM1OD—$995, excluding local | Suzuki: built tc take on the country. U. 5. Suxuki /Aotor Corp., Dept. 1104, 13767 Freeway Drive, Senta Fe Springs, Calif, $9470 taxes freight and other dear delivery /preparahon charges if any |