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Show East Edition Citizens Wednesday February 12, 1997 Page 3 Fear makesus seek advice from fortune-tellers === m=— NEW ORLEANS Being a journalist, | consider| myself a man offact and science I place no credence in thefrothy, impr. foolishness of speculativep: sciences, like astrology or psychic readings. Smaller minds may fall for that superficial nonsense. But J eschew it. (I think that’sthe to go with superficial nonsense MenDie Younger Whatdoes. this have to do with me, you ask? Whata moronyouare. It has to do with mebecauseevensopt cated, self-effacing men like me must occasionally act a little as sertively — such as when a waiter gets my order wrong andit's nec ary to express my displeasure loudly questioning the legiti ofhis birth. jamming bread s in his mouthand pullinghis pants down. Anyway, faced with my immi. nent demise, I did what any man of fact and science would do — J Suddenly, I picked Wyn- 78 cards, and the reader 23-year-old whose mother the beginning of another tur Wyndee had deck. over cards. (As she turned them I suppressed an urge to say h. She turned over “Death I took this as a badsign Shetried to reassure me. “It doesn't meanphysical death. tually, it can be good Ac Good de: Like the good cholesterol?” I asked, gra: \ family business. You know what they say: The family that rounded prognosticates together um eats frogs and grapes together Of the many reasons I chose galive shesaid cards. it oi! be bad But you have good ¢ hen I poi swords most important onewasthat 1 ‘That card signifies change 1 __ foot!” yyndee’s momsaid, pointing to a straight line across the middle of Wyndeestopped loo cards nd said. “You ious neurotic person. 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