Show SHOOTING 11 an artistic artie tic ananias ane represent the be Anocia associated ted arese at ichita kansas sends M ali ont out a report bow how the town of hen ti essey oklahoma was saved from the fury of a cyclone by one jobo john R hot les ie who abit a hole through the funnel shaped cloud alen it was in fifty yard yards of the town this nf t the brent greatt virtue of truth not only expects the public to be litte bie his prevarication but recommends that the cyclone business be broken cp tip entire en entirely tirel lf by munia apall ties buying as a tomy many as four cannon and planting them at the four comers corners of tle city an in is i to be hired to man ruan the guns gunn an I 1 when a cyclone appear appears in the hazy hor horizon izoa it will be his duty to blow a h hole ole through it big enough to tarn tram around I 1 ia a with a wagon load of bay andtius and thus gave the city there are many object objections ious to this scheme principal among which are that it emanates eman itee from wichita and that it is ai as impracticable ns as the deceased decea dece aea asea boom bac bleb a few years ago swept over I 1 y of its it origin in nine hundred and ninetynine ninety nine wile case cases cut out ot of a the cyclone would b taking the town whirling through the air before johnnie coul I 1 get hi bin 1 there are many u as egiy accomplished complis hed as booting shooting an air hol bole through an oklahoma Uk labom twitter twister for instance it would be luet just m a desm to hang a a yellow fever aver epidemic with a cotton rope I 1 or open the teina veins of a not riot with a caa cam bric needle and let it bleed to death or perchance a smallpox 11 ox might be stayed in it its destructive career by ticking the patients 0 to o church every morning and drowning them in the bap ity l try A politician might be by pat tin ting a padlock on the public treasury and a hen ben prevented aroa sett settin lair tf on a box of door knobs by tying a red flaifel I 1 rug rog to her tail tall but TOO you cant stop a fan fall del lared cloud t lot is organized for I 1 tu 11 Imell en on the cludy ady plains of old okia okla bums by ly fi ing at lit it with ato eight inch ann tor for the are that the cyclone would the gun out of your hand and ani drive it through the cover corer of om som fellow a sewing machine while you werf taking aam thin this fellow male ni us believe bat that the controversy betwee ii sampsion Saro peon ion 1 and achley schley about who deserves tb th honors at ban hain tiago would be settled in the twentieth centory century but we catel callow abe report about an Ok labom wind torio being beim brought to its knees wit ith h a it Hernes sei popgun PM the man who hat hatched clied that atory story make a Lapi tail admiral tor for al t fl ft it et and to doubt be wal fcc ucc anly acad a flotilla of balloons bal loona in an on excursion to the norf dort rele MIP but IN a I 1 DeAl newspaper Paver correspondent hia his work ii is overdrawn and gly coarse |