| Show an irishman got out of the carriage at a railway station for refreshments but unfortunately the bell rang and the train left before he had finished his repast hould on cried pat as he ran like a madman after the train hould on ye mur therin ouid stame ingin yeve belve got a passenger aboard lift behind in king williams time a mr tred was taken before the tearl earl of nottingham on suspicion of having treasonable papers in hi his s possession iam lain lam iain only a poet 11 s said baid a id the captive I 1 and those papers are my roughly sketched play P the earl however examined the papers and then returned returned them saying 1 I have heard your state ment andrea and read nead id your play and as I 1 can find no traces of a plot in either you may go free the rev A mursell of manchester in deli lecture at birmingham said of the first sermon he wrote it was read by my fellow students and on its conclusion one recommended me to burn it as soon goon as is I 1 got near enough to the fire but I 1 d do 0 it I 1 kept it and preached prea ched it ince face at att hotop of Q my voice in a village cha chapel pel before seventeen intelligent p people before I 1 had gone far with my sirmon an old lady fainted aud and then a young lady went into hysterics and as it took tools two men and four women toi tol 1 tal take 6 each jady lady opt out there wc were orly oaly three left 1 and aid of these be before orv orp I 1 had bad finished ky two were asleep an anil antl antione one on eVas as deaf 1 K rather bather a 1 curious story is told riu rin of fau ail ali all american medium who pretended to conjure up spirits at oneff hib his a qu quaker aker asked could have a spirit by all means was fhe the obliging n krep grep reply lT who wll wil lyou SIOU have moses moser if you please sir 11 little preliminary spiritualism the medium exclaimed he is here herd what would you have but eul just r rat t that moment m ant the lights grew grev dint dini alid aad add amidst a dead silence the side 40 door 0 r opened and a venerable figure with lo 10 long iong beard card pale visage sunken byest eye and ign long flowing ancient jewish garb exclaimed c aim alm in in deep decil accents here rete 11 moved with 1 t it horror at seeing that hat bebas he was sold the medium had pre precipitately taken flight and it took some time to reassure the horror strick stricken en spectators that it was the actor susin who was before them and abid that the simple quaker was ants his confederate the boston bee contains the following polite hint deacon is requested not to co commence snoring in chulch church tomorrow to morrow morning until after the commencement men cement of tho the sermon seimon aa as several of the thu congregation are anxious to hear heir the text during one of the last battles in mexico 11 a french officer was wounded seve seye severely rely in the thigh and for four or five days several surgeons were engaged attempting to disco discover ver vei the ball bali their soundings gave him excruciating pain on the fifth fth day he could bear it no longer and cried to the surgeons Gentle gentie gentlemen nien in heavens Heave ilys ills name what are you about we weare are looking for the ball 77 man gimon dieul why you sou say so at firso it atia is in in my waistcoat wais coat pocket 1 1 1 i I 1 v 4 the Preside lat ift dafie E english royal al academy sir sit martin arthur shee ers ens F FRS RS was an artist renown and it wag up upon gri gli his hame hama that lamb made madlone one 0 of f his is best jokes two men at a clubhouse club glab house were discussing ng the paternity of a picture on the wall wal 1 N when hen one of bf them remarked ill isa iva wager zer kor a guinea that that picture was wag painted by i shee ghee 11 ibea tibe your pardon 11 interrupt t lambin ln his tria driest iii lii manner anner but would ihnot be corb more grammatical to say painted by ha aten VII chapman a witty la lawyer of hartford was busy with a ca case 1 S e at it which a lady was resent present wit vit with whom honi V he had ail all already eady hai haN had something lo 10 do as awit avit a witness ness her husband was also present a diminutive inu tive meek for fot bearing forbearing sort bort of a man who in the language of mr chapman I 1 looked ilke like ilkow liken 1 rooster just fished out of a 7 swill barrel barrei 11 while the old lady was a large portly woman evidently the Ithe b better bettor e tte horse As on the she on the cross tian the lawyer was pressing a question urgently when she said with vindictive fire flashing from dereyes he her reyes eyes amr mr ch chapman apman you think to catch me you tried that thai onee once before madam 11 said the eting t on 11 az z scale ass oil iha ila chavent lh avent thes the s desire to caitiff sou yoland you riyu I 1 alq and your husband ind look looks s 1 9 boory lie everd idl 1 W V y t 11 Is I 1 on 1 sl 4 epi ng a wink lik tik v I 1 ep er never wink |
