| Show the boy who has a new knife and manage to cut his bis fins angers cers with it before dark may someday some day learn bow to sweep and wash dioties successfully but he will never get to be president ot of the united states even if he he leveis to be 5 ears old journal of Et education absalom said mrs rambo think of at the exL example mple you are setting our ca children ildren how much longer do you think I 1 can keep the solemn word 1 I 1 mide made 16 years ago to love and honor you nancy said mr rambo deeply touched it you can keep it up for about three weeks longer till that ten gallons of appleback app leack in the cel cellar larAs is gone IU ill reform anol and become a good man I 1 A rival to the phon phonograph has appeared ps ared in london the new instrument is fixed on a stand by a treadle 1 t to a sewing ri machine iachine A hollow bollow rotating Ds cylinder of black wax varying from three to six inches in length and about an inch in diameter is placed on a simple revolving apparatus to this is applied the point of an engraving needle or cutting stylus fixed on a mica disk which receives the voice through a speaking tube tahe and records the pitch and timbre reproduction Is effected through the medium of a small and sensitive receiver str attached to ear tubes 1 A wen tea person with aggressive whiskers called at the office of the president of the new york central railroad what can I 1 do lor for you inquired the urbane mr depew sir said the stranger 01 1 I admire your you after rafter dinner speeches very much 11 you sir air said mr depew blushing modestly 1 I sir air continued the stranger strang er am the proprietor of the dry dock hogeland hot hote eland and I 1 have called to invite you to dine at my table every day I 1 charge you a cent and besides I 1 foum give your name wide publicity I 1 would adver tise elike like this iga to the dry dock hotel for the best dollar dinner in aft the city including a speech by chauncey M ledew 1 now to show thai I 1 mean business I 1 have brou brouse glit afong some meal tickets nobody I 1 can tell you yau admires real eloquence more than myself wont do it 4 eh eb well wel ill HO go and tackle mayor hewitt then but pot pd rather have you goodday good day air |
