| Show 9 mistress to new girl what under the sun do you mean by sitting idly all day in the kitchen when I 1 am paying you 4 a week new girl recent importation por tation sure mum the immigration commissioners at castle gaiden told us ns if we contracted to work wed be sint back fr ONLY A azar stop this scientific business where it is and dont let it so go any further only a short time ago one of 0 these scientific aoskins analyzed a tear that had trickled down u upon on the cheek of a lady who wanted a new dress and he found it to contain phosphate of lime chloride of sodium and water ever since reading that au anil alisis we have lost faith in tears in anar no matter what a person is bellowing about we can only look at the tears as they flow over beautys cheek and think of the phosphate of lime chloride of sodium and water the analysis has knocked all the poetry out of tears for us and we feel as though we wanted our money back J if f the scientist will refund what ne lie was has taken from us he can have his own analysis Is your father a christian asked t the he minister no cepl replied ed the boy he be sings in the choir 11 |