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Show 'A THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, FRIDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 12, llljc lOGOl Horse ' Sense and Satire mltnkc .pilunuf. By 0. O. McINTYRE a i 'f ' ig weskit dununy"-'t-he Tribune Publish is front CfU - .IL Thoughts .' DwNEW YORK, lot tonotto. , svL..f .. fastened up In tha back. Who remembers while strolling: when telephone calls were free In TERMS or SCBoCSirTIONi America has the best dressed men ladles affect: hotels? and Sunday, am month..... I i.w 110.50 Dally and Suixlsr, one of any country I ever visited, but has (Tti shore rates awly la Utah. Idaho. ri.v.da asd Wromlns) , ing a dreamy uncertainty. Ewing JFeewhr tn United SUM. Daiir and Bundanv ana monih, It 15 Galloway, the photographer, still never learned the precise angle for a Th. Tribune la eo aala in ever buturlaut cltr in Ilia Dulted Stales, Headers au New Yorker clings to his eoonskln cap. Somehow . tarartaia aaanta in ana ait? to telephoning tins of flea I lose all Interest In actresses who en- silk hat. The as will begin ha though looks B L. G. HARDY. always dorse face lotions. Tta Tribuna ia a member of tho Aeeoclnled Fnaa. Tna Associated praaa la eacluuvelr ntitied ta ilia uaa lor reproduction ol all dnratohea oreaited to It or Ml othsr.uo R. Woolley, federal hydraulic Nevada, walking sideways and burst out stags Bob Carson City, Rlf Davis, the grandad ia Hi la pa Par, and aim tlia local nawa published hr rain. boy, who made good In the city. Those ing While strolling through Britengineer, 'in bo addree before the The Ttia Tribuna ia a ohartar member ol Mia Audit Bureau ol Circulation, minute. with dogs, any In roadsters, polios almost park boys of the Round Table club at Knights who Call papa The Governor." You ish can make the high hat as natural Tna Tribuna la a member ol Tna IM.OnO Group ol American Cities. the chamber of commerce Tuesday cant see the grandeur of Pierres as the Apache does his 'ilia Tribuna la a member at Madia Records. Inc,, arouse noon, buid that the waters of Little from tho outside. Anna May Wongs cap. Tba Beck with special Aseocr. Inc., aaaiara advertising aaant. Beat Y 01 k. Tlhiadeioliia, Cottonwood erf the purest In the , eyes have the brightness of ralu htraeo, CH. Lou la Detroit. Kanraa (htj, Atlanta! 51. O, Movenaea 4i C-o- IhC- - Pauli Is volley. , He also said that Salt Lake washed berries. there is a certain Jaunttaes Too, representative. Ban franelaco. Loa Anaelea, Brattle, Portion id. O'ltya water supply is only 5 per cent adto tho way a French boulevardler Fifth avenue used to be the" Fsreisu bureau! at tniorntaUun ol The Tribuna ora: No. I Ruo Scribe, Paris. Franca: above Its present needs. cross Bide dress, but upper East wears a muffler. He aeema to five it 15 Foil Mail. Loo duo, England! 1 Dolor Deo Lindan. Barilo. Gtrmanri Escalator Hotel. Now, It Is a well known fact that streets are now swankier. Something a quick, careless fling, like a fellow Rome, Itair. water near a growing city never gets sad.-drlinen flipping away a ciparet end, but the a about and musty cheaper. That applies especially to store. And clerks seem characters reeult is always dashing. Ben All Friday Morning, December 13, 1930. Salt Lake: Since the city already out of Dickens. . Funny how an In- Haggtn, the owns one-fif- th painter, la the only Amerof the Little Cottonvalid often dominates an entire ican I ever saw who possessed this wood water, it seems to me that soma Bam household of healthy people. gift. plan should be laid for getting a e a Bernard, Jr greater part of that stream, I sugavenue watch repairer After a lifetime of effort, my own Sixth The gest the following plan: who sits at his work bench wearing sartorial miracles are not likely to Let the city subscribe for two thoua red fee. Does anyoue else mbs the crash into frescoes for posterity. Yet THE UNDERWORLD code, the moit Infamous offense is that sand or more acre-fe- et In the proi black cat In the flower shop window I had moments. There was the time posed Deer Creek reservoir on the of squealing. While the rank end file of the under strata avail Provo near the Hippodrome? Either I have I came home from business college river watershed, for the purrun Into a flock of gnats or. there are with each sleeve decorated with a themselves of this protection In periodical conflicts with the law, It pose of exchanging with fanners who before my eyes. What became row of buttons up to the elbow and spots now use the waters Is CottonLittle of Is designed primarily for the security of the leadership!. , So It wood of ringworms? angle. pockets slashed at a for purposes. The Irrigation A shop dealing in nursery wall- Hannibal, my father's venerable colthat Jean Dale freely confesses murder and other human vices etty then should also acquire the dam as ored looks Otto Kahn and always outfit at paper. the gazed n porter, htlo assuming the vaunted virtue of the underworld, a determk-giatlo- site known as Beaver Pond, at the successful as the Blue Train. Chief ventured: eho is powerCapn.you ' mouth of Little Cottonwood, and also who t-1' not to squeal the Indian writer, Long Lanoe, buttoned!" the surplus or flood waters of that wears embroidered evening shirts. fully the loyalty of woman, who has stream now held by private parties. . II Is difficult to comprehend Joe Behans, the tailor. Those fugi(Copyright. 1930, McNaught Syna means of - financing . the keen mae the dupe of man. her confessed victim, she. says, was tive lines of poetry that gallop dicate, Inc.) believe that tlW city transactions, I through ones head. Alice, Zlegfelds iiimiiissensinnnseeueesssssmn yrhat they call a chump In the underworld, meaning, possibly, that should purchase from the three big famous telephone glrL he was not as smart In the ways of vice and crime, as his smelting companies a half million Our lives are spent among friends i fi ounces of Utah silver at the present tenwho cannot tell the color of our eyes. K of the associates. Immediately, this stolid 'defender, low price. I believe that those coman A dressed man eating sportlly lisiisfusaiesiaiuiuussisssiiiiiiu ets of the shameful life, assumes a similar role In the eyes of panies would take the citys note for apple along the street. Charles Franthe silver eueh note to bear not over . CO, cis Coe and Gene Tunney have i , (thinking people. 9 per cent Interest and to be redeem tap dano-ln- g pals. Those ht :By her own story, her life In the, underworld began with a able In ten years.- - If not otherwise tone in browns schools the old for, the city could float a lecherous marriage, enough to destroy a woman's trust in man. provided fronts. ten bond to care in issue take years Edith former Gould Is no The fTha Job, which resulted In mtlrder, was planned by another male of the silver note Issue, longer plump. Believe Ill spend my woman wont Is concern now obtains When the the that the stiver, city squeal Jcach, whose only next vacation in the Ozarks. And fatten up on salt pork, lye hominy IRS own security Is bis chief concern and the woman who was let It be coined Into I. O. U.s of one dollar each, weighing approximately and pot llkker. Go bare-foo- t, pick c triggers and chase razorbacks. Someduped by her trust In man laces death stolidly, steadfastly pro- the same as our standard dollar. Let under-(wor- ld the L O. U. dollar, bear five cent law per the because of matter the The the thing today. tecting a skulking coward, merely " Interest and be redeemable In ten simples, I suspect , says, "Thou shalt not, squeal. years,' Interest to terminate at ' and . . But these are Tears. Speaking of Joe Schanz. He has things to concern only Jean Dale and the po- after ten O. The L p.s would have the oflong been one of the tailors to bloods lice. She thinks she Is remaining true to her life, forgetful per ficial of the city on one side and seal of the town. One evening recently In a London theater he occupied a box. ha pa, that the underworld has forsaken her, along with those di- the Brigham Young monument on other. My reason for suggesting In the audience he exchanged greetrectly responsible for her plight. For the public it is only a pass- the the monument of the great pioneer ings with many American friends and human life and of the In the equations complexities Is ing study the fact that- ho was the founder who were customers. At the Intermis" ' . of tho sion they held a conference and etty. (compensations that lure and then destroy. The I. O. P.s would have a great drifted back to their seats with their There Is, however, a public responsibility In a situation of this deal ssaiaiisnnniUMsaanBisimmsnaBiuusiininnaaBsiiiiniiisssssssaiaiiiisuiiiii coat collars yanked up In the back of the character of a souvenir, issBBiiiiiiuiiiatMaifisij kind. It reminds us of the need of less tolerance for evils which and as such would be sought the and their clothes otherwise out of oven It Is my belief that when kilter. They then pointed to their do not tempt us individually. For every fallen woman there is a world the redemption period terminates, misfits and at Mr. Schanz, who deInto has who degradation, gone male, deeper Skulking, scheming the tokens will have a souvenir value parted, blushing furiously. lit10 of to S3Jt) each, and, for the ins presence is inimical to the welfare of any community and an Dallas 1 most part, will never be presented for My current enthusiasm for correctearwrailan. wbra ifca traa aaaia tle time should be lost In ridding the city of this particular tribe. redemptions ( IS iwr anly. Ma,lji ly fitting clothes are those featured In the event that they V'T1 ia I1.. tl Mfuaat b by Clifton Webb, the actor, who I aaMiw lira presented, the Increased prloe of Similarly, err iter Best I wish the folks wbove been - frow Mtttaf al UHnieai, Thai knows how to wear them. ieraa tlitif tflver will more than offset the In so big on nothin all o these Writers Bust tarnish WaYamai aa.nt artlhoaa ataim splurgin Mnirlbaiara a.t sad k as rt4ne terest charges, r gw4 faith. S44min f Tka Trikaoa. ti. tell me how ti would manage years withheld are And Tka 7. for the conscious reeeeet, fca whtr Faraaa there it. says Mrs. Leghorn they nerpt ! saed as style The transaction would thereby asaaal who ciimUmb trg m4 atsinsi , 2 firaw4 Tharp, iodt- - adiartialos awdisaa. ere those white become a very profitable one for the evening vests, fitting let her chauffeur go today. Wouldn THE DECISION of the dry forces, to present s united front city. Banks like a banana born and skin, could and merchants by It be fine to be a dinosaur an Jest IN Aubrey Eads. There are no gaps or step from one state into Floridy? such LO.U.s because of their isisasnsiMntmaasiii8innsssstsumsiuasatsmmamisisi:sssssasmBasa..a....iirata.1iy against referendums on the prohibition question, we have handleinterest-bearing wrinkles committee chamber of between com of in tha buttons linked any and the Protett be. to way because to and the being lodged nothing more than a reiteration of a pledge of fidelity merce had gone on record as favor- the classes mentioned financially has tha fixedness of observed Joe Kite, this mornta. of the ease of circulation In this comJudas Is- whole effect increase suggested by the cariot. Volstead act and the eighteenth amendment and all that per- munity, Such I. Q. U. coinage Would something in steel. The eecret Is the (Copyright, 1930, John F. Dille Co.) Higher Airport Rentals ing the city commission. Let me ask how We may rest assured that Christ with the Editor tains thereto.' Having won Its point and written these things into not Interfere In anyof way Tribune: Conridersbla many members of that committee would not do less now than then the United system monetary the nation's Jaws, we could hardly expect them to resubmit the States. Since Utah silver would be space has been devoted by The Trib- are Interested financially at the rt were he with us. We Ship To AH Points M Utaft. Idaho 6 Nevada C. N. LUND. to the expiration and renewal of and did they take the time to exclusively, the producers of the une question to a popular canvass, which, in the final analysis, would used Investigate the situation from the Farmers would be greatly benefited and leases at the municipal airport. ir state Object to More be only another expression of sentiment, Evidently, all Information gathered standpoint of the operators? . employment in the silver mines stima Tribune has from come i the by Tha Everyone realises that the airport Reclamation ... . rThe prohibition question now Is rightfully something of po- ulated. Projects Work could go forward at ondo oity and county building: and, to date, has given Balt Lake more publicity litical issue The &hd of the drys Is matched by a similar Editor Tribune: Last Saturdays on tbs conduit from Big to Little Cot nothing has been heard from the than any other single enterprise. It to bring reforms to the exiting order. The question ton wood, and one thousand men people, who are expected to pay the is known from coast to toast and, as Tribune had a lengthy article about the operators at the time goes on and aviation becomes a meeting held at the etate capital MON this time needs no referendum, since a poll of the people, to he would find steady employment for bill namely, WASATCH greater. It will continue to build by the Utah water storage commisseveral months. The work would be airport. " and a definite to pro need would good-will propose specific tor the city. pt any value, oo sion, to try and get a $10,000,000 apfor with L O, P.'s. We would be The city complains that It Is being greater paid the low S Balt Lake are In propriation for four reclamation at If and, as a solution, people of gram to supplant that which now prevails. All of this is subject prepared for any possible - water operated In terested the one suggests Increasing the ground projects they are trying to put over. preservation of $o the regular processes of legislative enactment and Is to be de shortage, and the water question rental and making - tha operators of the citys greatest assets, they will No doubt all these men at that meetFRIDAY AND SATURDAY SPECIALS would be definitely out of politics. make kick In. In endeavor serious in than of rather this the attempt against protest the ermined people ing are claiming to be friends of the f by Above all a needed publio work commission said been Income saddle to has am of It poor me that to city and farmer,' prohibitive they going could be done and a thousand of the believe votes. men could be put to work. $6000 per year Is necesssuy to main ground rentals upon the operators at bring In new projects to make more JAMES SWYERS. The decision of the dry forces, however, is unmindful of the city's ldlo tain the present airport. This would the airport. farmers and more land for cultivation, for the benefit of the farmer, The sound film has practically sup- mean an Increase of about 700 per (evils which hate grown up with prohibition. They are disposed who already has been ruined, to a rental. Isnt It Christ Oppression's Foe, planted the silent picture hi Eu- cent In the topresent o divide public sentiment Into two classes, generally termed wets" rope. assume that the opreasonable large extent, by C , N. Lund Contends through erators would prefer to pool a slightgovernment reclamation and "drys." This, of course, provides an Implication that, those aum 1000 a and are few ly automobiles Nearly larger project. None of these men who being "wets purchase evils are of to the are curb who prohibition seeking people Editor Tribune: Will Dobson and were at this water meeting, so far as Imported Into Austria each month. hundred acres of salt flats and have their own airport rent freer . , Jack Plane have asked In these col- we can learn, make their living by prying for their liquor. caused have tains much In a recent Issue of Heavy Tribune, umns what Christ would do were he farming, and they are not friends of This is the Immediate menace of the dry stand. ' Prohibition damage to the flag crop In Belgium, It was reported that The the farmer, although they would no tho aviation here among us. We can only judge doubt all claim to be. They are no Is more generally assailed for infamous evils than for individual or siiiasinsMiimsxiiifBuiniiiiiiujiHisiiususiisHsniisanrtniiMitia did when he sojourned doubt what to bring In more farmers S by Osllilee.he group desire to legalize the liquor traffic. The drys, as yet, have I In With all the frailties of to buytrying their products or help their 8ema by th ScnlM Is current the to nature that was failed he fight against prohibition a poor, homely human business In some way. But wouldnt comprehend and Constltchents very charitable. He went It be better for such business men a fight against the liquor traffic, which carries with It evils which etssatisaMisssuseutstiiisaiinumifiisiiisiKiuNiiimaBBeBeiuiiMsiH always ... Lmift&Sausage, the poor and was of them and to have fewer fanners doing well and among are not In keeping with the morals or Ideals of the American peoAU Wnd with them and for them. He minis- able to buy their products than to the countrys on the bum, piled Arthur Bweet, 'give her a box tered unto them In every way that have a lot of farmers too poor to buy .. S8e pkz- ple, They, likewise, are unmindful of the fact that these forces When Blame the president; of candy.". they would let him and he sym- anything but the bare necessities of romprlse people who are fundamentally and Individually workers When tho futurea dark and glum, lSe Tasty, Bwlthfol pathized with them in all their prob- life? 25c largo. Fresh United Of Out of the mouths of babes and lems. XsAL Blame the president; While every branch of business in for the cause of temperance. Saaerkrtut, g ibs frankfurters, lb...,,,,.. ' Dont take hold and do your part. sucklings shall also come buttons, ' ever he . The only people i passed the country and every department of , ' Don't help give the thing a start; safety pins, golf balla, tennis rack- harsh Judgment upon, the only ones the government seem to be worrying ets and anything else thrat might be ho ever stooped to condemn and about the farmer and trying Show 'em all that you are smart, School to aid f , Beauty were those who laid heavy him, they Ml join ta the one thing lying around. r Blame the president I criticise, e burdens upon the peoe-pl- e; that is the farmers greatest handl TOONS of the Jefferson school are urging the Balt Lake City If tha crops are nipped by frost. I wonder how many read ers of this and grievous who bound their fellows m fi- cap, and that Is new reclamation column can remember their when Blame nancial the president; bondage and forced them to projects to produce more surplus, and board of education to enlarge the school grounds and to proout what you have lost. greatest ambition was to wash their bend their backs all the days of their more competition for the fanner. If Just figure cement. and of In mothers ears. existing gravel vide lawns and shrubbery place In unrewarded or poorly re- they would Just keep outof compet: And blame the president; " y Uvea service that their masters tlon with the farmer with their go; The movement Is In keeping with the' modern trend In school If things dont go Just as you like, quited Threaten to go out on strike; might grow rich; the ones who .saw emment appropriations, the fanner grounds, which In refent years has recognized ' that these places Dont he In out for the love of Mike. all tha troubles of the poor, all the will get along without any further aid. s Just blame the president! burdens and sorrows they bore amd What would thq manufacturer eay if (may be as attractive as they are usef uL never lifted a finger or spent a cent the government would make vast apt i By WALT MASON. Not so many years sgo, the school plan held no consideraA conservative-progressiv- e Is one arm to help them; tha ones who went propriations to manufacture No one ever cuts' we flowers considered was grass; much that who wears last years hat, drlvea this generally tion for beautification. It about seeking advantages at anot- machinery for the fanners at cost? behold the man and great we pass, car and llvea on next year's ; those who, In the Or what would any other ini p.nd shrubs could not thrive where children romped and played. years .HP.00 the gas, for m Joyride on hers disadvantage : , Income. t shortest words, robbed, say to do a like think by them, the hills; we can hear the church plainest and More recently, this theory has been disproved and modem plan-filnand disinherited the com- honest with the fantierl Give A woman guest came down to the bells toU, mourning a departed soul, oppressed mon These he called whited fair dealt Do to1 turn as you gives thought to landscaping In new projects, If It does not office, people. we and the Is eay the sepulchres, hypocrites, and asked BiU Button if she price of coal and these so like to be done by If these n schools. the older for sort It that of kills. could get a glass of water. "CertainWhen from aroused his anger that he scourged tlon projects project graft are fog munici scenes wo mundane School esn of the filled a world Balt Lake has a number of outstanding examples ly. madam," he replied, and bolt, Will from the precincts of the holy we have no objection. Respectfully, them withstand the her. Bhe for the glass carried it Jolt? W. L. COOK Among all the leaders he beautification, notably the Douglas and the Uintah. They, have upstairs, and quickly returnedaway for planets all revolt, in an ecstasy of temple.about AND OTHER FARMERS. him, only one could hate so to trouble you," fear? Will the breezes cesue to blow, drew proved a source of pride to the pupils, the teachers and the pub' another. murmured.. When she came for will the streams no longer flow, will lie. In view of this experience It Is not surprising to find the she a third and then a fourth In swift tho stars refuse to glow, when we are Iforward-looklnresidents of the older school districts seeking these succession, g "BIU grew curious, and: no longer here? Each lay someone asked what she did with eo much. quits the game, someone loaded down ; Improvements for their schools. I know you'll just scream when I tell with fame; life goes forward Just the --- 1 ; H'Wl'iSW t ...I-- ' you," she said, but Im trying to put same, life the earnest, life trie gay, out a fire in ;oy room. and tha flapper chews Her gum and si Iri" ; Desirable a the goes to plumb, and the Fat I hear your wife la tick, Mlki. miserplumber hoards the sum that he ought Is Mike Bhe to that. to give away. Someone aays, The DIKECTINa Joseph Hyland, police court Clerk, Investigate Pat Is It dangerous she 1st INthe great mans gone, which reminds me amount of bonds posted by professional bondsmen operat- Mike Dlvil a bit she's too weak that my lawn now requires a man of to be dangerous any more, brawn to remove the tangled weeds: ing In Balt Lake county. Judge Daniel Harrington adds to the a If chance to some gents 55c J layer Chocolate Vudf. Ck. 48o Weight Of the current scrutiny of the activities of professional "WeU," said the wife, after a bitter whoyouwould like toknow 45c earn ten cents, Peanut Brittle Csk....S9o ' bondsmen. The Investigation Is ordered for the purpose of de- quarrel, "the only thing left to do ia kindly shoo them from 45c Mine. Pics their tents ,39o to divide this house in two; you can I will Date Nut Brand, them for good deeds." And losf....,........50 termining the amount of bonds outstanding against Individual take one side and Ill take the other." anotherpayvoter 35c Glxd Doughnuts, dot distincries, Our gg0 suits me, replied the husband, bondsmen for comparison with the amounts fox' which these men That "which side shall I have? The out- guished neighbor dies, and my wife Is ' f H YASATCH some of custard, tome Lave qualified. pies, making TURKEYS side, of course. was her curt reply. of 35c Plump mince; and I hold that she can As Judge Harrington points out, the individual courts, under La rye, housewife On the street, beat any seem to have more confiPeople Rhode Island Bed lha present system, have no way of knowing how many bonds dence in dealing with a concern If making pics so good and sweet they a prince. We can have been written In other courts, making it ditflcult for one they think that theyve been in busi- would afascinate word Plymouth Rocl33jJ I Fresh Silr.r ness for a for the gent to time. Maybe thats spare friendly L. I sslmon, lb.... uC be interred, but It would be most ab(court to regulate the activities of the bondsmen. Tho survey Just why a younglopgdentist invests 1FmhB.br I Fresh heavily Red Osurd to neglect our private chore: so nn Oordered Is expected to show the status of bondsmen who are now In old magaeines. IB.. llarcs, ezuuit, lb..:: goC ,4H. ty, me ws talk about the tax that has bruised .y. s . (doing business In the courts of the city and county, Rmokad Fillet Rsddir, lb.,..,; Are you sure this ' thing will our Jaded backs, and we purchase ,.i.g3e to store. of' seven sacks guarantee tho, appear- open? asked Grant Pemberton, as Bonds are furnished, primarily, potatoes at the rt7. should all remember this when 3-l- b. of course, should never be any the. pilot adjusted his parachute. We ance of defendants In courts.-There77c "No one has ever complained about we throw ourselves a kiss, thinking how the world will miss and will (doubt about tho security of these bonds, an assurance which seems them not," was the reply. mourn ua when we go: well receive a, SJ 1.59 42c Kills Ccffeo to have been more or, less lacking In the past. The new effort, at After discussing business rendi- vagrant tear from the kindly auctionac which should as situation to the -least, provide enlightenment 48-l- b. tions, the conversation In the barber, eer, then the whole blamed crowd will steer for the nearest ta'.kls show, it ually exists and enable the courts to deal with professional bonds' shop drifted to other things. Do1 1830 U to know how you make a peach (Copyright, by tho Georg : SFV3 3 SilitUX hiwfeSfJ Jiasls, rBcxvlec. . asked a patron, 'Sure. n-- S ' MaUhcy to the l k "JVn ' UCmuaniUUiilMlUIUlMIlIHUlIlIUUUlUiauulUIIUIMlIUUUUlUIlUIUHIIRIIMIIUUIUMINMIU Butered'at lb PeeMflce it bit Lake Clt ae totoixl elaea mUu, ,j' fc-U- yr Hard-M-nal- ls stik-hatt- , aa jong-vlsor- tea - e--e,t ed y , Wasted Loyally F' Abe Martin sen V be-oo- all-nig- 1 - 16 F O.R UM jm a 1 Reiterating' the Pledge i , on afr-po- - . it , - A QrtA OtlJJlvI. Wifnlifio' f Butterhoms. .3 for 21c 10c United lb. Liberty ICralt Cheese at iaMgg 20c - .39c 13c .22c , at JV' F Life Goes , Oil ; , , j . .I Keep Utahs Labor Employed .BURN COAL . Information MRS. . pr . , Home Heat With Safety , r ,r - i WALDENS Tender gjtf. Stewing Hens, lb. ... . .33c te, .v . 85c BURN COAL i ; i V i A -- t i no. can Crlsco & bag Huslcrs cor-cUr- j -- 5? 82c $ Flour $1.27 & , |