Show Locals Oh! Mamma I’m afraid to stay n there That man just bit Auntie Max Cohn was shaking hands with old friends at the College last week Prof Dryden took a picture of the students in chapel to send to the St Louis exposition Pond has returned from Thatcher Idaho but contrary to expectation is unmarried With the new floor the jolly crowd and the punch the Senior Ball was certainly a success The third number of the Lyceum Course was a lecture on “Man” by Col L F Copeland Prof Upham is ill with quinsy We hope he will soon be able to resume his work Swendsen Barrack and Gleed a source of evil pronounce leap-yeto mankind ar Rav West announces that he has a one hour course in which doing a high quality of work Coburn is about to lose his standing in the Phi Delta Nu for passing- — - m-Pliysi- The Professor of English has spent a week thanking the Lord he isn’t a giraffe Nothing hurts like the truth as is evidenced by the effect of some of the locals of last issue “When you want anything have it or bust” We’ve got a new floor in the gym The members of the R E A VXII were given a sumptuous banquet at West’s Jan 25 “Fred Pyle ’03 is in town preparing to take the Civil Service examination for Civil Engineer Prof Upham has ordered “Franklin’s Second Reader” for English V He will also conduct a “spelling match” twice a week Things look rather bad for the miscreants of the Sorosis Room Chief Detective Batt is positive he has them cornered 'Mr McAllister and Mr Owen members of the board of trustees spoke to the students in chapel Jan 23 Sidwell one of our old students and football players visited school a few days He will be with us next year In behalf of some young ladies we announce - that the Associate-Editor- ’s hair is black while his brother’s is much lighter |