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I? g isd 3 2 5 Gripers Anonymous This Is the final column of the final issue of the academic year 1960-6- 1 A.D. (there were no issues This summer will provide a B.C.). Therefore, It seems like a unique opportunity for about forty time to talk about final-typ- e American Presbyterian students. good This select group is known as the things. British Isles Presbyterian Youth Bilateral Agreement Delegation, and will visit various churches in England, Scotland, With final exams looming in the Wales and Ireland. One of the high- near future we feel compelled (nelights of this trip will be a Conto knock at the door vention for British Presbyterian cessarily so), to be held in of those academic assassins, comYouth, August London. monly referred to as cheaters befor this are group Delegates nasty word isnt it! These fine stuing chosen on the basis of their dents who blatantly "borrow their Church interest, hobbies, knowl- way through school are many and edge of the Presbyterian Church varied in number. and its Missions, and their good Here are a few common types: health. The week end of July 3 will There is good old. (fill find an excited group of delegates in own name if it fits), who your While New York into coming City. In the city, they will stay in the hardly ever cheats on a test but new dormitorjr of Columbia Univer- you know how it is he knew the material and had studied hard but sity, visit East Harlem and the his mind went blank and he Just United Nations. Sunday evening, the over to glanced jar his memory. 23rd, all forty students and their two advisors will board a jet plane He didnt mean to cheat but with for Glasgow, Scotland. This same good old Mom In the hospital counton him to come through he group will return to New York the ing couldnt let her down. just 3rd of September, after an exciting and Informative tour through the And then there is who British Isles. the answers unfailingly copies A Westminster student has been from your test paper (which is chosen to be one of the delegates of a feat on an essay to go on this tour. Vicki Nason, a something and has the calm audathen test) freshman, will be going partly on city to complain to you because a scholarship to visit the British your answers were wrong or you Isles. While on tour, she hopes to wrote too small and he couldnt see and learn many things, and to read it accurately. share them with other Westminster We also have students when she returns next fall. the systematic, methodical genius who devotes the greater part of this genius to devising foolproof plots to- - avoid the necessity of studying. This guy is the kind of nut who spends four hours copying off the primary parts of the text onto a microscopic piece of paper which he inserts up his sleeve when he could have memorized the Information in an hour and a half. 9, b sy ipMoqs apjBq papnod asop b Supqgi; jajjB qno s,aaXBia aajs Next we find "Little Miss Inno- -- cence, who had no intention of cheating when she walked into class. But she could not turn a deaf ear to the torments of those around her so she kindly offered her own test paper to those who were out partying the night before and didnt have time to prepare. 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It seemed Plagiarize let no one elses work evade your eyes. wonderful that anyone could know much as you do about money without having any. Lehrer: Remember why made your eyes. So, dont plagiarize! shade the good Lord your eyes |