Show orv iiyi jrvy r--w FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE— By Lynn ' nr-w- Johnston V xr Standard-Examin- 7E May 20 1982 Thursday er Bridge J BECKER B Dear Mr Becker: I SOUTH East dealer 10 9873 4QJ V K 10 9 7 Both sides vulnerable NORTH suffer from night- mares — bridge nightmares that is I have this recurring dream where I hold the East 0 462 4A 3 ?AQ OAK86542 hand and always open the bidding as dealer with five clubs 4Q 4 ?J bids five spades whereupon North 4 J1098652 47 raises partner to six North Pass 64 Pass Pass Dble West Pass 3 0 OQJ10973 54 54 A5 4 ?6 8 5 4 2 South East EAST 4K South invariably The bidding: 4 WEST — — lead Opening of queen diamonds K spades I double conventionally in effect asking partner to prevents rust $439 REG cooler float valve declarer overruffs fully adjustable plays a heart to the ace and returns a cooler makes REG $419 re- cooler thermostat use your cooler more efficiently degree switching action 50 to 90 degree range a sickening thud Furthermore I am forced to return a club away from the king! South always makes the slam — chalking up a cool 1860 points S3 605-40- and I wake up Color-Gor- tl screaming I suppose I should also tell you that I al- TV coolers CenturyIn evaporative thru the savings on volume lets Samons high stakes and I really can’t afford losses of this size — even in my dreams! I realize that if by any remote chance I could resist doubling six spades with the purpose of forcing a diamond lead my hot-dippe- e "square boom gold anodized elements —VHF UHF & FM I eism 50 mile 11 elect 100 mile REG $2213 REG S1IH d with undercoating and reinforced comers oversize pump on a water distribution system and much more Samons Is proud to sell Century coolers and even prouder of our service Installation and warranties Buy now and take advantage of Samons low low prices on every cooler in stock super-efficie- Arrow storage sheds needs the answer to all XL2 1025 1®08 pre-seaso- n 1 your storage Perma-Plat- e rust-resista- 3302000 cfm 450-10- 1 4000 CFM proof d partner would naturally lead his singleton club We would then RIG $16595 wind up beating the slam either one or two tricks but I seem absolutely unable to control this powerful urge to double 120 mph wind less flashing REG $22193 REG 771-00- 1 3 601-05- SAVINGS UNTIL JUNE 1st! EVERY COOLER IN STOCK PRICED AT BUY NOW & CHOOSE FROM THE WESTS LARGEST SELECTION OF DOWNDRAFT SIDEDRAFT LOW PROFILE FIBERGLASS WINDOW & MOBILE HOME COOLERS! RAIN JET SPRINKLERS Rain Jet’s most popular heads at Samons prices Precision adjustable square pattern heads for better coverage ' less wasted water N EMT best-eve- r writing you is because I’m hoping if this let- ter appears in print that perhaps this horrible dream will go S38C SQUARE II x II ft sq LIST $543 mmm wra you’re hot 23 x 23 ft sq LIST $145 away and I’ll be able to live a perfectly Hot Spring portable like the Hot There’s never been a peaceful existence spa Spring and Samons spa again Thanking you in advance Sincerely 12 Constant Heavenly Quilt is ‘X: nipple A nipple ‘ideal for rough terrain cut to height REG 29 ea REG REG f frame panels for Delight and baby with endearing ''sketches" of A- one-piec- e construction built-ivanity shelf ‘scratch stain resistant finish blocks 10" $225 for each - heads sprinkler cast zinc body $3395 REBATE! V batteries Flay-o-V- ac and flashlight compact knurled steel flashlight ‘ideal for camping emergencies twin-pac- Alkaline Energy Cell batteries in the most popular sizes WASHERLESS FAUCET THRU MAY 31st SAMONS MAILS THE REBATE COUPON! tT aa 79® uiZiu—i ft fluorescent grid light fits standard 2x4 Hydro-Rai- n Impact head — all brass Impact head pop-u- p case resists corrosion ‘stays hidden when not In use PVC r ceiling grid two tube LIST $3028 — ‘less tube3 14s3 RES $1513 806 201 729-00- four tube LIST $8520 2 REG fixture 2235 805 001 1293 286-20- with lens ‘less tubes two tube four tube LIST $7364 LIST $13144 Ogden $1995 REG S3495 606-20- 3 wrap-aroun- d eedlecraft smoke or detectors gas feel more secure with early BRK warning of fire or gas leaks both detectors feature 85 decible alarm & test button smoke alarm gas alarm fluorescent fixtures 7 Laura Wheeler Dept 531-20- $3(K) or $509 REBATE ON EVERY AQUALINE stain-resista- REG full circle coverage 3100 t aqss fits any alcove installs easily over tile ‘adjustable brass jet ‘quarter half and it v :r£ REG PRICE $3995 SALE PRICE $3295 LESS REBATE $300 Plaskolite tub wall 1 Add 50 cents each pattern for postage and handling Send to: 921-- A All-bra- mouth sweet angels in Pattern 804: nine motifs directions for 35 Vi" x 43 Vi" quilt of 8 Vi" x & $17993 REG k sleepy pets and easy stitchery ljlM any handle Aqualine washerless faucet If you buy before May construction 31st with 5 yr limited warranty chroma shower vstve n 986-00- 1 REG L washerless faucets Aqualine doubleon back $300 32’’whlte fiberglass stall IL‘ Embroider a charming quilt or $219 electrical tape §303 $2995 795-00- 99 - Kimstock 32” shower stall 'J ‘anti-kin- 430-10- 3 33rd edition ‘complete instructions for safe electrical work SAVE CM YOUR BATH AT SAMOHS w adjustable nozzle nylon hose easy-fil- l 430-10- ft ‘‘Wiring Simplified nt ft g X- - Inch REG 3 lw1 Burgess 2 gal garden sprayer poly tank ' 34 REG 29 ft is MAKE YOUR BEST DEAL NOW AT ANY SAMONS SPA CENTER! cut-o-ff 12”x 6”poly cutoff Inch m proud to be the authorized dealer for it The Hot Spring is the most convenient and spa on the market today Total foam insulation holds heat loss to less than 1 even in severe outdoor exposure and the automatic thermostat maintains the Hot Spring at just the right temperature 24 hrs a day There’s no waiting for the spa to heat up and the system costs less to run than any other spa system in use A complete 4 jet system is standard as is the tile and underwater light and all the equipment stays out of sight within the insulated housing energy-efficie- conduit thin wall conduit for all types of electrical work 12 or 34 Inch ln 10 ft lengths j ’ $6®C SQUARE flex $1995 101'IOS 601-00- PRE-SEASO- The reason I’m tested r 139 189 771-00- 450-10- turbine Whiriybird rust aluminum DOWNDRAFT WINDOW MOUNT finish heavy duty galvanized frame walls ‘double overlapping double-ribberoof beams ‘braced door with Delrin slide 10’x I' approx 10x I’approx antennas 1 pass Buying early large the entire line of Century coolers but the after June 1st the prices Act now and you can still save Century go up by as much as 20 offers a 5 yr rust-fregalvanized cabinet warranty welded ways play for very N ‘fits all maining trump the ace and my partner’s king comes down with pattern COATING 605 241 then plays a heart to the queen and leads the ace of diamonds When I ruff low again mom na C°0u overruffs Declarer pictures 24ss 286-20- SEE THE COMPLETE BRK FAMILY PROTECTION SYSTEM W3 805-00- 3 Box 161 Old Chelsea Sta New York NY 10113 Print name address zip tern number t S' heavy fortunately South Reader a- - asbestos coating dummy with the king which I ruff but un- yours mwfc? cooler coating waterproof Declarer covers in — £ V diamonds I play my only ? 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