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Show Page 9 TIIE VALLEY VIEW NEWS Thursday, May 24, 1962 E? Anything Goes . . . by Rolf This nic'e cpol weather reminds me of a couple of overcoat stories that are worth repeating. The first has to do with a new salesman that just strayed working a dothier jhg 1 first day his boss I said to him, want to find out what kind of a salesman you are. Im going to lunch and Ill be back in an hour. Before I come back I want you to sell this suit. He handed him the W. ! Kay proud owner of one of these coats was at a party, got sick and vomited on himself. Unfortunately he was wearing the coat at the time. He had the coat cleaned, but try as he might, he could not get P rid of the odor. Finally he decided kid came in to try it on. He said to the store owner, Its a good fit and I like the price but I cant say that Im too fond of the odor. To which the payn broker replied, That isnt the coat, its me. Aint I a stinker? the only thing to do would be to sell it to the local pawn shop, which he did. The pawn shop owner promptly hung it in the window with a sign on it reading $7.95. The coat wasnt in the window for ten minutes when a college & suit "which was a nice purple suit with red stripes going thru it with here and there a yellow dot. When the boss came back an hour later, he was shocked to see the new salesman covered with scratches and bruises. He asked what the matter was and the salesman replied, Well, I sold your suit for you. The boss asked, Did Oh sure, the customer like it. came the reply, he liked it fine. But I had a little trouble with his seeing eye dog. MARTIN'S O.K. TIRE STORE Phone CY 01 gian The other story goes back a few years to the days when the racoon coat ws in style. It seems that a rsrTST BFG Brings NYLON PRICES DOWN, To A NEW LOW! B. F. DOWN... Just in time for Holiday Driving! GOODRICH A group of unidentified children running from school on last day. BIG SCHOOL NEWS FOR AREA Tub-Ty- The big news in all the schools in this area is: 'School is out today! is over. The school year of 1961-6- 2 'Most of the youngsters are looking forward to today. Some are a little reluctant for school to end, but report cards are out and promotions have been decided. Its all over but the memories. Monroe Schol held a field day on Wednesday, May 23. Besides the usual games and activities, a film was shown and a special luncheon was available. The menu consisted , IT Blade 70-1- 5 of hot dogs, slad, celery and carrot sticks, and ice cream. All classes participated. " plui lax and tlr. If your car MW There will be a social gathering for the children who will be entering Oquirrh Hills kindergarten, and their parents, on May 26, at the school. Those children who live south of the Boulevard are asked to attend from 11 a.m. until noon; Those living north of the Boulevard are asked to attend from 0 a.m. until 10 a.m. Refreshments will be served. (Mm a m p LOW PRICES ON ALL SIZES Tubelessl Tube-Typ-el WhHewalll Blackwalll Famous BFG extra wear and Nylon strength PROVED on the world's longest test track . . . our own gruelM track on the Texas flats! sizzling-ho- t ing, "death-on-tireskid-resistanc- e, s, rsvoo ooo ? ffDO go8 w T? VZ7 See us for a Home Improvement Loan at these low bank rates. $5.00 per $100 per year Auto loans Gt low rates, too. ra KEARNS OFFICE 10MC3 9E(30EOlI3Ji IM510IQ! (31101 FIRST MAMMAL vo otmanwH Gnuri |
