Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1934-07-22 | Page 11

THE OGDEN STANDARD EXAMINER —SUNDAY MORNING JULY 22 1934 11V Ffto Ylf - gers wriies i Newsy Items of Day In Airplane Of lnDailiei t- - and of nice course v mighty Jill J O'ar to judge) I fhe reason happened think of him to VJ1LL at ROGERS thii very time I been sitting on the rparfinsr ahd I lust happened rn to read hi magazine through You someimng are awful apt n k trwklv that vou have mt&sed in a dally Well you shouldent u y pu read the j dally properly but you haturaitnrougn ly will let a steer calf get once in cnute on you ever to-eate- nhe! Some of these I had overlooked some of em I hadent Maby some of em miKht be new to you I had of West overlooked Ed Ballardhis earned who TtaijTt Indiana' seven a circuses in gave money million dollar hotel' to the Jesuit for la colle: Thats that beautiful Stopbig jhotel you have all seen and fer fi t And he wasent even a Catholic I knew a Jesuit was the or-highest educatedof all religious hadpt he know but I dident ' iJtn study fifteen years to complete ' college course after high school I v— 'fr 1 liTiaffine a four year collegewi mans cmoarrajwuciiu i v "tangle intellects with a Jesuit! Then our gang get what they jean a master decree in five years (Or one extra) Now what an ignorant up 'against bird he would be stacked ' one of tho?e- Nobody has ever figured oit Just be why we thought everything could seemlearned in four years It jusf ed a good even number I guess and 1 I iiircnu r ' w"tiwrl It tv a rnt Vrm J thnt one !of the I s— Voun? Duponts held the recprd for " -- distance in- a glider without the aid jol gasoline or power 15 miles i from Kim Ira N Y to right near New York City? Then M holds the American altitude recqrd of 6500 feet Remember the natne Du- pont of the Wilmington Duponts j JltY HELD HAYWIRE Up bi Alberta Canada there Is only1 six on the Jury and thfjy tried Premier of that province for Oheir with his secretary (These courts do have sme of foreigners " the most puritan notions) Tbe Jury convicted him but the Jud$e said the Jury was haywire So ncrv they dont know which - one to try the I Judjce or the Jury had know Roosevelt Did you that cousin down in Chili narnjd Delano that hai made the first all Chill moving picture? Everything but the lenz was made in Chili people' these Roosevelfs Did ou know that some old preacher ""vienounced the Roose veils because theyj were having their second in the family? And another cleric set him down with "We dident elect the family to be President" Did you know that a Japanese gs- aassinated their Prime Minister 20 years ago and the Emperor) freed Ana nj is a Him tne otner aay hero llnzh Johnston and Clirence Darrow light to fought a duel over iroom fixtures water closet? to Cbath Huey Lon? put Vthrough" ) Vam Ht5T ne Parmwi TI M nitilt VOJJ have their mortgages have six years to pay off the new appratsment and only one percent And Mr Roosevelt signed interest It -- If j That almost all over Kurcme they celebrated St Vitus Day The day 20 years ago when a young: student hot the Archduke the Duchess of Austria and started the World War a town called Sarajevo Down street ahead of this in the )e ' parade another companion had thrown a bomb at him tut missed They were too young to hanj but they died in damn prison dunt?ons And he has a brother thats a Senafior in Jugo-Slav- ta Anfl the yoim? kid that started the whole thing! was named Principl He changed the maps and action and Whoushts of the whole world in m direct way or indirect way yet 'e rerremDer me names or guys that did nothing Not that anybody is brafsrinsr on this lad But give the kid credit He did "Start Some-thlns"Princip is the ramei And the funny part about it is we can pronounce it too Thats unusual in that nart of the world j FUNERAL FOR BU3f j San Francisco pave a bis funeral io th reburial of an old bum who ed 50 years ago and always called iimself "Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico And thats what they put on his headstone No other town would hfve enough sentiment to dq that but Frisco (pardon me San Francisco) I may want to go back there again: Drew Pearson one of Washington best writers both humorous aad in- his ratner is the Governor "nrral of the Virgin Islands and -- Ir Roosevelt Is going to give! em a ' rum factory They make great nun punches there I had one or two and like to not pot back there to We was anchored the aeroplane out in the bay It was & sea plane I was flying from South America 1 - fj di-ror- ce ( 1 i On J M j J i ii it i it ii m a — Biiira a h n u ti 11 h 1 1 1 01 ' amaiFO sj n fi h ti 11 it ii — u ii n iwu 11 — - ii 11 f A —: T hi in and her fate 1841 is still a mystery But legend says she feu a victim to pirates The age of steam ended the age of piracy You've often heard that As a matter of fact several circumstances combined to end the reign of the pirates I believe the most Important factor was the growth of the United States in power coupled with the stern and determined character of the men who made the United States navy respected on the sea HOME OF PIRATES The United States ended the disgraceful situation that had existed for centuries In the Mediterranean and along the coasts of Africa and the Spanish peninsula An American fleet went to the home of the pirates in the ports of the Barbary States and by force of guns and diplomacy stopped the business of collecting tribute by these pirates from the commerce of the world The United state also sent warships to tbe Caribbean and drove out the' pirates that had fattened there in security for two centuries The naval vessels that did this work were sailing ships But there were some pirates 5left of course Even after steam came into use in trans-Atlant- ic shipping there were some pirates afloat who were not afraid to tackle any vessel sail or steam that carried profitable cargo and was not well armed The British steamship President bound for New York to Liverpool disappeared at sea She never reached port Officially her fate has always been a mystery She sailed from New York March 11 1841 About a year later the story I am going to relate began to circulate about the wharves of Boston The sources of the story were never well authenticated for in the nature of things the persons who knew 'What happened to the President could noi afford to disclose their identity But this Is the story the shipmasters of Boston heard from waterside folk who said they had heard it in the taverns of ( the town i The President was a steam packet of the period fitted with masts and sails to help along the two boilers that furnished her steam power She was propelled by paddle-whee- ls port and starboard She carried one hundred and nine passengers and a heavy cargo of freight so that she was well down In the water when she left New York HELD OVERTIME She was held one day overtime in New York on account of a storm This circumstance Is ibelleved to have had something to do with her later j misfortune Captain John Roberts in command of the vessel was one of the best mariners of the type that gave " " Driscoll to the pirate vessel and then hole were bored in the bottom of the President and she was abandoned in a sinking condition The coin taken from the Presi dent amounted to about one hun dred thousand dollars The pirate schooner ' was the Dragon's Tail She made head quarters and home port at an island in the South Pacific Further than this we can only conjecture as to the identity of the pirate organiza tion responsible for the looting and sinking of the President The men who told the story in the Boston Taverns were not too specific in their details They probably were members of the crew of the Dragon's Tail at the time of the caDture and they probably heard the story of the President's misfortune prior to the piratical attack from their prisoner Dull Moments Jpw vrir I En I vrta ) Ector S nmip vviiv Estate Mantle Relics Get Laugh Along With Dinguses In Bar Room By O O McINTYRE Pretentions enouxrh Joe Cook's es ooes not tate jat Jbundreds' compare in grandeur-witof country establishments within an hourls motoring of New York yet is by far most popular of all In thea ricaland literary circles peo ple ire ticketed by whether or no they have been Joe Cook's house guests Hi? absurd golf course with all its comib sheenanlgans has been writCAPTORS TREATED WELL The Dragon' Tail sailed to her ten tap extensively in such glossy rendezvous It was interesting to magazines as the Cosmopolitan prisoners and captors to note that Vanity Fair and The New Yorker all aboard spoke English ' The The whole estate is tricked out pirates treated their captives well but made it clear that the prisoners for tine belly laugh For Instance were now members of the pirate over jone huge fireplace is the usualcolony on probation They warned ly mounted and highly shellacked the people of the President against fish Underneath It in the inscrip- tion "This fish bought by Joe Cook nopmg or planning for escape At the Island settlement Captain at Fulton Market June 12 1930" itooerts was npt required to do any BEST SPEAKEASY work and his wound was well treat Ov br (still another! fireplace Is! an ed The others were compelled to enorijnous and splendidly antlerrd work on the little plantations-thaFrom Its mouth j in moose) head supplied the pirates with fresh fruit the manner of the cartoonist's baland meat but the work was never loon is a "Boo!" He has Che largest J V heavy The hard work was done by collection of steins in the jworld nauve Slaves racked over the house Then there The gossipers of the Boston water- is "Kelley's" which Cook Insists is front taverns never disclosed the the1 best speakeasy hrthe neighboridentity of any of the prisoners ex hood He" invites all who want to cept' captain Roberts And Uhey go biiit they must put on thfiirhats avoided aii mention of the social co&td and as they have to r status into which the five women go by a Jakewraps from the President were thrust by He then takes them down the tne orders of the pirate chief cella past a two-fo- ot miniature lake : bar-own is not a to There hjs sit j Four months after the arrival of dull inoment One big room Is hung the prisoners on the pirates' island with thousands of gimcracks gadtne cnance for escape came It was gets and what-no- ts She waj abandoned In a sinking condition Suspended ce a" but the desperate from the ceiling is every article o were thirty-twa storm avoid New to York pounders guns t condition of the President survivors that can be held lri! the hand British boats their reputation for at thrown over the side and part of of blew one boilers' of Next the the years early night impelled them to great daring Gubsts will cudgel their brains to aafety during the cargo was jettisoned He could never up due to heavy steam pressure BREAK FOR FREEDOM steam navigation thinld outlandish dinguses to trip up HEADED INTO SEAS There was "a feast One of the the lost But only twlce has it have taken his ship into a situaThe explosion of one boiler on a seamen had married a President's tion such a the late captain of the ship of the President design was Enough sail was spread on the ' native-- girl and this woman had maJf over a late Vestris paid for with his life a major disaster and by the greatest one period of 10 years! remaining mast to keep the to and the lives of many passengers exertion on the part of the Captain President the prisoners smuggled weapons As most people know the amazheaded into the seas for Roberts was careful brave and and the uninjured members of the When the pirates were drunk the ing oe Cook was born and reared of the in she if had drifted tough Ills under-o- f fleers were crew was the vessel" saved from com- tlie vigilant prisoners under leadership of Cap- inE1 ansviile Ind He was an orseaa she would have foundered in the served had who men tain Roberts made a break for the mostly plete 'destruction at this time Eight quickly on account of the gaping over the 6ide adopted by a family named waterside where a small schooner phan British navy or nine members of the crewwere holes in her sides ' His theatrical career was Cook an arm lost Roberts in Captain at anchor There was some hot cradlj?d in the penny show of the lay Fourteen hours out a schooner killed by the explosion which" tore d cutlass but Presifighting A storm was risingThe but the uprising succeeded hay-lo- ft was sighted but she put about on away the decks above the engine "There he learned to walk continued to wield his weapon for fighting slow under her dent made progress to the to fall This room the foremast in point of getting all the presi- on the "ball slack-wir- e a tack when just' causing sight tight rope was several minutes before he was considered strange a in those and so badly weakening the main- tsingle sail Ten days after the struck down- The defending crew dent people aboard the schooner Jugglje Indian clubs do flip-flqbursting of the boiler a gale came was almost up a sail and making way from the trapeze horizontal bars days ships that sighted one another mast that it had to be cut away completely massacred getting howling down upon the disabled within a But the to struck a coral and the varied stunts that have at sea trenerallv made an effort quarter of an hour after reef Onlyschooner for thr days and nights and j ship one of the fugitives made him the most versatile perwell aboard" "all's and report speak cirate set' foot on' the reached the shore He was killed former In the amusement field ji a wreck she was buffeted about hardly able the firstdebk fhe President was now or any important news tnat mignt ' The td keep afloat She was somewhere packet's by the pirates for his part iri the He was however only the secinterest folk ashore or anoat barely able to keep afloat FORTYr FIVE LOST and the wrecking ond- )est marble shooter in Evans-vill- e room was a complete ruin near half way across the Atlantic escape attempted' engine FIRES OVERSTOKED The pirates lost forty-fiv- e men of the vessel and a portion of the side of the at this time 'Another boy topped 'him and ou of a boarding crew of one hunSo end the last chapter of the ad- it's rmmlliatlon from which he has Another gale followed and the There is reason to believe that vessel Just above the water line ventures of the company that sailed neveii fully recovered about this time the stokers began was blown away The wreckage derelict : was drifted far out of her dred and twenty Now and Pour course to ranhours weeks from New York on a bright March was after the! four overboard and werevgiven under thrown cleared the fires Exactly overstoking boilers ot the President Why they Including all the pieces of steam her departure from New York the sacking the prize and transferring morning aboard the steam packet exploits are extolled he will :lsigh: did it we do not know It is pos machinery still In place There was President found herself in tropical loot from the disabled steamer to President at that time considered a "ButI was only second best marble sible that they wanted to make up urgent heed to lighten the ship to waters drifting along before the the pirate schooner Most of the wonder among ocean-goin- g shooter in Eyansvillet" ships women passengers were transferred (Copyright 1934 Charles B Driscoll) the day they had lost by being held keep her from foundering The four breath of a dying hurricane There is a guest house at Joe Cookjs menage at Lake Hopatcong For three years now from six to eight actors of former prominence have ulved there from three to four montras at a time as guests— ana guests in every sense of hospitality t the term Implies — of 'Joe Cook He is thai sort of a fellow a curtain with f estly trying to recollect a paint know it but when he shows conget at the public library you will standing behind" turning up his nose that person er's name and she first looked to his hand over ' his open mouth learn in the three hundred odd without knowing it goes back to tempt or hatred in a sneer he Annk May Wong has been prowlwas one overcorner of the ceiling and then know he would that an ancient day when our sense is Imitating his distant cousins you pages a good deal about' yourself ing through ' the dank causeways of to the opposite corner arching whelmed by fear of smell was more important than and the lower animals which the wolf and dog Such an aniLondon's Limehouse the past few A11 these action are the one eyebrow on that side alIt is now mal when about to fight raises acording to evolution are all disweksi tn East India the dining tant relatives of ours and accordhis lip above his big fighting the same with those which we though of course there was nothYELLING Young college men Dock: Charlie jRoad seeing pubs tooth that he may not bite his ing to be I seen there" employ when we perceive an ofing to revelation were all created BrOwhj's famous collection iof curios and others that delight in loud fensive odor and wish to exclude Up when he bites his enemy just ahead of us in the Garden etc !For Miss Wong is to take a yelling expressive of Joy At all or expel it" "Our word sneer is the same If you will read Darwin's short of Eden sorts of hours will be Interested prominent part in the film version " as snarl A sneering man and a can or which volume two aniyou of ARTHUR BRISBANE buy in Darwin's description of Thomas Burke's celebrated vig Is SLYNESS "Slyness exhibited snarling wolf are cousins Some mals of a humble race nettes "Limehouse Nights" men have lost the faculty of liftchiefly by movements about the :"Two chimpanzees rather older Many think it will be the supreme eyes for these are less under the ing the lip and snarling as animals than those generally imof this! porcelain achievement control of the will owing to the others a great majority have ported- into this country when a of Los Angeles daughter lowly lost the ability to move the ears force of long continued habit were first brought together they one of betome who has laundijyman and scalp To retain that abilthan are the movements of the sat opposite touching each other actresses of film the her foremost a is good sign It prove that body" with their much protruded lips ity ms an extra Miss Wong began THE WEST THUNDER day IN f which Herbert Spencer remarks: by the processes of evolution have this on jnal chapter the brings and the one put his hand along with a dozen other Chinese novel to an end not conquered you "When there is a desire to see shoulder of the other They then Robert Crane D AppIetonrCentury quick-pace- d who were carried out to children N Y Some can raise the lip on one r something on one side of the mutually folded each other in Company studios the 'in buses 'for special in the bullets first crack Rifle THE ADAM GREAT side of the mouth only some on visual field without- being supby George their arms Afterwards they stood was the only one who She Dixon Snell III the Caxton Print- scenesj ' both sides "The actor Cooke posed to see it the tendency is up each with one arm on the chapter as Dan Blaney rides at ers on caught Ltd Caldwell Idaho to check the conspicuous movecould express the most determined shoulder of the other lifted up dawn in "Thunder in the West" by Miss Wong speaks-fou- r languages ment of the head and to make The life of an arrogant small town hate when with the oblique cast their heads opened their mouths Robert Crane gripping beside Chinese has vis native her awith A adventure of his eyes he drew up the outer banker the required adjustment entirely story girl pretty handicapped by and yelled with delight" stupid ited or th ivory-smooOf a pair of soft brown eyes and with the eyes which are therewife and a degenerate son— an intvary country Europe writes the upper lip and dispart You can almost hear them saya remarkably verse has and Jpaints a covered a sharp angular tooth" and fore drawn very much to one somewhat character is well complexion teresting study— ing: "Rahi Rah!! Rah!!! side Hence when the eyes are large mouth made J for smiling — or handled and entertainingly set forth good $lnging voice She has told intimates she will never marry LYING Mr A able man of turned to one Bide while the face KISSING 'We Europeans are kissing— is introduced in the second here by George Dixon Snell III The Asiatic extraction extraordinarily is not turned to the same side is cattle There of the and is in southeastrustling story setting so accustomed to kissing as a chapter we get the natural language of excitement aplenty with suspense ern Idaho which adds to the charm One of the: saddest of the trail good poker player and once beatIt affection of that mark might held en by a quiet old professor said what is called slyness" for In reader the this section throughout tragedies following--th- e personal be thought to be innate in manto the old man: "You will do me Turn your eyes far to one side book W The of action is The defalcations disthe fast failure of Harriman the Jos bank the and this case not is the kind but this a great favor if 'you wili tell me ' without turning your head and Belle western around and a deals him revolving grace Yancey's powerful subsequent convictions figure Steele was mistaken when he plot how it Is that every single time I 2 and some cattle crushing blow— yet it finally brings was the suicide (of Y the outfit his faithful you will actually FEEL sly The Bar was its author and said 'Nature bluffed you knew I was bluffing 'stolen presumably out the best in Adam His struggle secretary action that accompanies an emo55 a maiden are was which She being with the first it began courtship called and got my money" tion that emoButton the Puegian told by Dan's bosom comrade old Bill to rehabitulate himself gains the lady whose life was wrapped up in Jemmy The professor advised him to tion Other her job' and who believed so imme that this practice was un- - Penny who battled with Dan against sympathy of the reader read" the chapter on guilt In Dara murderous holds Dan his characters out stand beside gang'' this plicitly in her employer's honor Is known in his land It equally win' Expression of the Emotions PRIDE "A proud man exhibits New Zealand- - silence until his pal is linked to a dominating figure— a spinster town that she thought his arrest a ghast the with unknown and quoted to him from his sense of superiority over other a foothe goes on a war path ne'er-do-wthe' ully another ly mistake When she learned the ers Tahitlans Papuans Austra- - murder-j-th- en - " note on page 275: by holding hi body and head and the Things happen thick and fast with banker The characters are listed horrible truth she leaped from the Africa of Hans Somals erect and makes himself appear "The natives of India when on a flyleaf a helpful novelty for 27th loor of a skyscraper to in- Esquimaux But it is so far innate the reader's interest gripped tightly " as large as possible" rogiving evidence are able to conand the reader deetant Ideath through running gunfire or natural that It apparently trol the expresion of their face That Is exactly what a peacock mance The volume is attractively bound pends on pleasure from close conso that no indication is given at or a turkey cock does strutting The book is one that the reader and makes a handsome addition to The veteran Al Woods if the a beloved and tact with person to whether they are speaking the with puffed-u- p will keep handy until he reads the I the library feathers is to write finis is going of various theatre in is parts it replaced truth or not but they cannot "The arrogant man looks down noses of down with the crash He is al the rubbing the world by control the toes the contortion on others and with lowered eyeNew Zealanders and for the coming sea a the with casting ready of which often reveal the fact that lids hardly condescends to see or patson Woods has made and lost the Ousts Divorce Relief rubbing Sum by Laplanders the witnes is lying" them or may show his contempt several fortunes in the business and ting of the arms breasts or stomThe professor added: "You by alight movements about the or by one man striking his is anxious to make one more clean -achs Suit and your ancestors a Asiatics of nostrils or lips" Aug own lace with the hands or feet ud before calling it a day He 'Is the higher different race have been of another" type who still sits out on the sideSHRUGGING PEAR One of wearing shoes for thousands of — ANGELES July walk in a tilted chair at twilight LOS WASHINGTON 21— fAP) July the most widespread expressions years and this revealing nervousVelez of adThe divorce to passersby— but few of the Williams suit Lupe out relief Aubrey sticks a child acting talking When ness of the big toe ha been transof emotion is the shrug of th Weissmuller film ministrator announced today the Broadway of his day pass along any not does to It show agalnstJohnny that ferred to your thumb Just now shoulders accompanied by moveTarzan was dismissed today on mo- August relief load for all purposes more like you or some young companas I played with you I paid no ments of the arms and hands would total $116833937 ion it unconsciously Imitates the tion of the actress' attorney attention to your face which you Shrugging is known all over the Robert Williams gave the allotments by One of the nzvf musicals of the Kenny someSuperior Judge which it with action spits control perfectly but watched world less in the far north than calendar without $4947-72- 0 off states the suit season Incidentally is to be California placed including from its mouth cominp disagreeable thing your thumb When you bluff a elsewhere A Frenchman with a was $300-20- 0 comment known but Idaho it that "Yokel$604250 ealledJ to Boy Makfs Good" Oregon The tongue is protruded get rid slight nervous jerk of the thumb shrug of his shoulders can tell actress and Mexican her for a lifted Utah the no $1033600 with But fiery substance and apologies the disliked of the tells me what you are doing" "that he cannot do something or former spouse line swimming champion sticking out of the tongue persists Mr A thanked him and now prevent something being done" effected one of their had dislike again of a as mark generally holds his thumbs tightly when When both shoulders are raised - Somehow the swiftness of Time reconciliations The savage custom of rubbing many "with a quick movement to emplaying poker had promised is emphasized by reading the Prince noses from which kissing was deJudge toKenny phasize his helplessness" ha suit out of the throw a Wales has passed his 40th milea continuation of of is yesterday veloped DISGUST DISDAIN B E L "The "bends his elbows closely inwards of Chief not Velez court Mis did If appear animals of To most of us it seems day stone many habit among raises his open hands turning partial closure of the eyelids or Her to attorney he was a shy jerkin prosecute other today each beforei yesterday smelling the turning away of the eyes or them outward with the fingers acforestalled such Neil aDDeared in McCarthy public all teeth LA GRANDE of the whole body are highly exOre July 21— who knuckles: : separated" for the however tion the boy grew But by asking and SEEING REMEMBERING In dismissal (AP) — Tlie western union of the You have noticed that when pressive of disdain These actions has And with older! maturity seem to declare that the despised Association of the Brotherhood of men shrug their shoulders they the mind seeing and rememberweek had Locomotive last filed The suit a- ana assurance come uisie gooa is not and the worth looking at person grand often open their mouths That are closely related A man charged cruelty Engineers willy-nill- y ing The is There or is disagreeable to behold" international auxiliary at their excellenth breedingkindled the stolid opening of the mouth is partly trying to see something at a disaccused Weissmuller of throw- annual convention here yesterday tihf "The most common method of an indication of fear that goes tance will raise his eyebrows that Lupe about their home and furniture Britisi imagination Not vf ccn ing with "helplessness unanimously voted confidence in expressing contempt Is by moveAll over the he may see better The same man engaging in cursing tantrums perhaps as Kin? Edward ments about the nose or around Alvanley Johnson grand chief of the tagioutly to remember a forgotten world fear is shown by opening trying r — — — hisiorinceHnir in con4 days but effective B of L E and pledgedhim the mouth The latter movethe mouth followed often by putname will raise his eyebrows in to his throne and to step savenojtigh ments when strongly pronounced tinued support ly Boy Scouts of Kent England the same way seeking physically ting a hand over the mouth The 1 moment come? tbe when hold big the ed small coins Indicate disgust" idea is to stop all noise of breathduring to help his mind to 'see" the word enough 1034 service McNaught Syndi (Copyright Brazil now has telephone winter to entertain 300 unemployed When a person displays coning and thus prevent detection forgotten cate Inc) with nearly every country in Europe If you saw an actor oa the stage tempt disgust or haughtiness by "I noticed a young lady earn- - youths at a summer camp Laice-iiopaicp- v 4 'J'vj " t - - slim-chan- - - - hand-to-han- - ps - : j " ! ' By Arthur Brisbane - i "THE EXPRESSION OP THE EMOTIONS IN MAN AND ANIMALS" although written by Charles Darwin wjll not grieve you by calling your great-gregrandfather a monkey The book presents a careful Study by one of the world's greatest scientists of men and the lower animals giving outward expression to emotions born within their brains at thatf follow are from a volume that has a line on the tilte page announcing that the copy Is one of the "eleventh thousand" It might interest Darwin to know that this advice to read his book is published today in more than five million separate newspapers and seen by twenty to twenty-fiv- e minion human beings at least To give a little of a good thing to many is as Important as giving all of it to a few EMOTIONS of the mind in men and animals arp reflected in their faces their motions attitudes gestures In the entire body BLUSHING "Women blush much more than men It is rare to see an old man but not nearly so rare to see an old woman blushing The blind do not esborn Laura Bridgman cape blind as well as completely deaf' blushes" Sometimes but rarely blushing extends Qver the whole body "the chest shoulders arms and whole body of a girl who unwillingly consented to serve as a model reddened wheh she was first divested of her clothes" Never to blush unless you are very old i a bad sign It says in the Book of Jeremiah: "Nay they were not" at all ashamed neither could they blush" Nearly all races blush more or less the Chinese little although- they have the expression: "to redden with shame" - I ' SNEER DiG When a man sneers he is apt to raise his lip at the right or left side of his rnouth uncovering 'one of his "canine- - teeth They are the longest and sharpest' He doesn't Dr Cadman mighty 'fine fellow by the way one of New York's greatest preachers got in bad with some of his herd for! endorsing a fountain pen point ' He realizes now how mighty the pen is I endorsed chewing gum one time and almost like to had to take up chewing tobacco to win my "Fans" back again Nothing can get you In wrong I quicker than an endorsement even got lh wrong one time for endorsing the Democratic Party Well its just midnight and we are about to land in Alberqurque New Mexico The typewriter is on a little lunch table that fastens on the seats to ierve food on Air Is smooth and lovely and I am going to sleep from here In Good-- night everybody (Copyright C B by "Sail hoi" sang the lookout A low black schooner dead ahead Her decks were swarmed with men and as the stranger approached it was seen that the men were armed Pirates 1 There could be no doubt about it DEFENSE MADE READY ' Captain Robert made preparations to defend hi hapless ship Every member of the crew was supplied with arms of some sort and the male passengers were permitted to volunteer to wield marlin spikes and small arms Six of the best marksmen in the Presiddnt'a crew were stationed In the hell of the bowsprit when it een that the pirato was wa maneuvering for a boarding operation at that point Arrangements were made for passing muskets back and forth to these men with pthers in a sheltered position doing the loading The pirate schooner was so low in the water that her deck offered fair target to the defender of the steamship while the pirates were at a grea disadvantage because of the height of the hull of the President But the pirates were determined to board It wasnt often that a disabled steamer came their way and they were not going' to let such game get away PIRATES KILLED After the first volley ha'd been fired by the pirates the crew of the President kept up a rattling musket fire each ahot being carefully aimed at the pirates who were so plainly exposed upon the deck of the low craft The pirates returned fire but the President's men were: so well sheltered mcMy behind high bulwarks that they suffered little The schooner was evidently only recently made a pirate for she carried no heavy guns But the pirates were ten to :one Also the against the defender pirates were well fed r and full of confidence The seamen and passengers of the President were half starved and badly shaken by storm and apprehension The pirate schooner moved In close fastenedherself to the side of the derelict steamer and the pirates began scaling the sides The marksmen picked off the attackers successfully for twenty minutes The ammunition began to fail aboard the President and the boarders iwhooping for victory swarmed Expression of The Emotions Paragraphs 'i ! - - hsssh u ti h 11 disap- - ":-- veil as Informed WIM kajiti it "V" ' peared at j i j The steamship President r day I met the Managing Editor He of I "Time waa making na first visit to the Pacific or Japans Ocean A young fellow mighty ii II " Br Witt ROGERS u I know is lu&t what i a4 in the papers or see or hear been a reader of the I hive always -ever since lfc Time" magazine started I try to read a lot of other newsy magazines and the Saturday Evening Post I couldert live without And all the newspaper I can get my paws on and a country one or two for they are the best informed 10 of all Then you both political sides Well the other m 11 Tft Captive Taken To Island and All Killed In Escape Plot I 03 wiwci it no i i Reads Weekly For Fear H Skinned Something " w 1 1934 McNaught Syndicate Inc) I BOOK REVIEWS - - cow-punch- er often-superinduce- " ell I Utah Judge Against Tarzan 21-(U- " Set $1033690 For P)— its-tongu- e -- - r Support Pledged To j so-cal- led ' m ' "