| Show I SOME Srn SATURDAY rn y STORIES GUESS COIN GOIN SOMEI Hy 11 Senator 1 T M Kennedy here heie from Butte Two tho of at their Irl and in 3 of their WH HOZ iez ono one uv u them I was the a ht night when u II bl f white whitt ghoul appears at lit tho Iho gate n nAn An I run YH IH I run hard An n ho followed inc An All lie he run hard 1 I waR wan Heared out n 0 me IIII Iry Pat Int but buthe he on n right behind h After Arter cov miles I I t nil fill down completely The ghost comes tornes tu hlll up an nu I t tit sIt thero WUi fright It II Act nez sel he Oho mo me flue fino I 1 hid h lI you goltl some lome that i And jUlie In III tho of ot what did oz cay sa 7 Pat Int anxious Ir IrIt It Will I 1 sex en I Vl you ou did that an 1111 when I 1 catch me breath dom dorn domIt It have mo tome orne more NARROW ESCAPE Hy II Fred 11 11 T To 10 tentative Welshmen on the Ihl cor lor corner lornor nor ner condemning everything In general lI n tal when one of ot them brought up the sub Jeet of ot a n neighboring buffet and lis somewhat proprietor lor What hot think tIll one of ot tills this John Thomas Ive ve spent hundreds of ot dollars In III his hili place pIn Ct nn on he never IWer yet cl has Enid to 10 me anything like likes setting s up UI tho drinks Has he ho to 7 No 0 lie iiI never did nut ho dose close to 10 It one day In How came ellmo ho he clone cloKe to tu It II look you ou 7 Well Fir I t was sitting by hr thu th 1100 me elf he camp over nn raid rold wild he h to me mc Jones Jonos what shall vo WI liau or MOW HIS COMFORTING REMEDY Hy B risher H R On one UllI orlU Flon the lust I hall had to Ih Commercial dull club during the th lunch hour by h the thc time I had completed my III was lIIS compelled to cerk a II houto hu l on row for tor to out A biff hi waiter who was 1111 at III a 1 I bo ho lIeI hi a 0 howl bowl of tit and deposited It before me IIII with the Iho usual amount of or carelessness S As A I was about to 10 pull ill In I i discovered a 1 foreign sub Bub substance stance In III the tho broth Joy Hey thero Ih ro waiter I told 11 leI by h way wa of protest theres therell a u My II In this up Tho adopted a 0 broad grin and turning to tn his fellow hashers dimmed Hay U Ill heres u IL guy 11 Its INVENTORS TAKE NOTICE Hy 11 Sam A King of o Provo I have hao often of 1011 regretted hut thul I the In III genius of tiC a II schoolmate of ot mint mine years ago afI In III the Young Academy when the Ihl of or dear dearold old L Jr r Maeser ruled III II the Institution There IlC a n tell few of ot us lA who wen Ion con continually getting Into and It was wasa a IL mode of ot punishment II t with Dr Maeser lIlo el to make us a I curtain certain number of o lines IIno in our nUl hook books staying In hours hourI to 10 do It II Thu number of ot lines by h the way ln sometimes ran as all high ns oo and GOO 00 and It vas no Joke Jok to do du that tha t after school The Iho mate of whom I r speak slI lIk hud more morl punishment of this kind than anybody cine ellie and ho liked It less H than anybody One day tin ho came cameto to tn school with an tin outfit he ht had designed during the night It was an 1111 arrange meat of or four pens In ono one Im Improvised penholder r and HO m perfectly put p t together that every tV I 1 limo he hc made madei i 1 marl mark tour four appealed on 01 the tho paper lines line for tor one every time In other words ho hI hud contrived to 10 do In Just the work lork actually pre prescribed scribed pr Maeser used I cd to compliment I ment him on till hi his rapid penmanship I when It tt came to copying lines and In Insisted that It was the finest practise In tho world for tUI him He lie wondered that tho other boys borg so slow Alow one day cia an un envious penitent tipped It II off oct that Hairy had hll made n II patent pen Ion 1 will 1111 never forget torget the tho look on the old oil professors face as ns he grasped the tho boy bo with om hand and the thu pen with the other On that occasion I 1 think Harry got fot about lashes and ond 1300 lines |
