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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD Thursday WMWVVVWtfWWWWW Bluff Stuff by Alvin Reiner VWWWtfWVWVWWWft Since there is a significant quantity of nothing to report, (and some might even say I should abort this week's effort) there are one or two loyal devotees en of the word that actually question my exi stance should the paper be devoid of this column for a week. Therefore, this week's column is dedicated to these fans, of course, my mother and my wife, the latter reaping the financial mis-spok- rewards. Now to get down to the primary subject of this week's dissertation which concerns the 1992 World's Fair. the megapoli of Currently Miami and are competChicago ing for the honor and lucrative remuneration associated with the event which will coincide with the 500th anniversary of Americas first tourist. What I propose may initially sound like the far fetched idea of a columnist trying to stretch five centimeters of inane articulation into twenty five. However; after examining the attributes associated with our community Fm sure you will arrive at a conclusion. First of all, we don't have the population densities of either of the aforementioned metropolitan areas, and thus visitors would not have to compete with Bluffs denizens for services such as subway or bus seats or public restrooms. It's safe to walk our wide boulevards at night, and without street lights, you never know who you might bump into. Traffic jams are non existant except of course on the first and fifteenth of each month at Uncle Sammy's payroll office. CHM CLEAN Drop ncAM Mo Ira ID taap jwlhipIflBMtitn. ' Haatih krakghlar. Availafala m Mac or ardquo oi Mock and pokahod Fdruary 10, 1983 - Page 12 Many activities could be held in our spacious community center, providing one can locate a key. The official symbol would of course be the Navajo Twin Rocks signifying togetherness rising into eternity or some other equally profound statement. Naturally an elegant rotating restaurant, perhaps reminescent of a Navajo Taco, could be constructed at the zenith of the double monolith. To provide additional income, we could bottle our water thus providing the perfect mixer-tat the be served with Kbol-a- id wiU Saloon which Copper Penny be run by Artesians. Perhaps, enough money could be made to subsidize a Safeway or o K-M- art store. to With the immediate proximity the San Juan River, many spectator sports such as marine races can be held. sub- Bluff buff would be the logical choice lor a color and thus all of the facilities wiU blend with the natural environment so we could make believe it isn't really happening. As for items in this time sphere, especially the buck stops here department: In my haste to dash off last week's column I inadvertantly subjected Buck Wilson to an illness he was unaware he possessed. I should wished Buck Carson a have speedy recovery. m addition the pretty young lady on the cover of the January is 27 issue Cindy Wallace, not her sister Wendy. Well folks, let's get out there and create some news, hopefuUy of a positive nature,, for this column. The greater roadrunner, a bird that lives on the ground instead of in trees, usually flees danger on foot rather than on the wing. National Geographic World Magazine reports that it can outrun humans. EWE STARTER San ana in your tiaard aaMy andMtwmluaa. COLOR ARE ha a. cubn Mo Drop color fire for MHflntfy oolorod flomoo. "Si Special Savings On Fireplace Accessories bran. MATCH HOLDER Mount MabaaANirf ranch hoHar naar yow haarti tor Oakanpohar. 31 tong. Hnddadotogaatloga. Al Hack or and pokahad or ardquo bran handto. 25 All MATCHES li0 OFF IIAIiT Frcducts Faaplaca long. Groat tool tor kro n Mack . Aval Durickng EOffER Qatar da daily around da haanhMd tl-- ll Log icier Holla old quidd y.amjdy. JHV LOG HOLDER Kaap toga handy by da apaca aoUngnoodtard In aalln Uadi flraah, holda i to aavan large logo. r) BuddskreafaaL FA Ndh charcoal kghler and piece under hreplace grata. : LOG HOLDER cord naady on pond at olurdy damaiar. nought feonhuah Sana pado or r Mim. Bran nood baakat. ABracOval) . holds wood by Vra hearth or a yanaty ot uaas i do noma. AvaUatn pokahad or ankqu. Blending Home Center ILHivy.163 678-223- 3 v |