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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 12, 1924, Cappy Ricks Discussei Domestic Felicity and the Molher-in-La- Ml w By PETZE B. KTITI "I see." said Cappy Rick on ths Bllgswaler club, "that our (t loved young friend. Dillingham, enough for Mm anal dee which, It's Instlnst with wsmea ta sole Instantly flay be- of things about each other whtott a man n though he ths Nonpareil Lumbar company. Is would never aotiro, a front paga story this morning lived with each of them a lifetime. wife's picture and everything 8h'( Women Ilk sr dlsllk each other oa featured as young aocialy matron' rlfht and most of them tolerate now that aha sued her husband for ench other. On the bar hand all dlvorra on th grounds of mental women will ex ova In a man aoror-thin- e moat heart will aonderaa and her 8ha mother says cruelty. they corroborates bar statement that Oil ily In a member of uteir own sax, 11a called ." and this peculiarity accounts for th bar ma a "Drills always was a roost truthropularitr. tn a grest many oases, of ful man," Ulysses Grubb observed. the wife's mother with the young bus. "la bis mother-in-la- w a band, flhs'll defend him against th Eddie Smith Inquired. Hacks of Iver own daughter ssrua him. command aim. act him aao sym "The old lady's one of thae Intel-ligewomea who never learn any- pathisa with htm; ah will seldom In him. provided he I an average thing a id Barer forget anything. She wears ber hat oa th back of h-- r decent chap, th Irrltatltut oharaeter tn soma other maa aa she's aa aee ah can a brush httlrs homely head, feaea and shea full of virtue. She "Of course. Dillingham root her-I- n I She's I suspects all man, and happen to law la a notable exception. know eh suspected DIM and Induced devil. I know she Is because poor oM wK rehis to do likewise. Ton all IHllls told me all about her end ashed d member whea he was a fcr my advice as ta the beat method member of our little circle here Well, of handling her. I suggested a auil he had to five us up because, the sx, but hs reminded ma that h neust mea bis wife placed oa his contdr hi wife, whom he loved, and gum-sh- ee trail couldn't follow him further than who he waa convinced loved him and th club entrance. Mother-in-la- w would continue to lev him kf her had beard that we occasionally shot1 Mother wasn't around ta sell Iter aver T - All b did hsad" in a far-awa- y h o fir look otoadlly at hU mother In law had tons of roles. a little crape after luncheon, to make us forget how rotten just the market waa, so shs frowned on Dull e associating with us." "8he Is a J. Augustus Kedell declared. "Th poor devil ougnt to thrill at th prospect of get-tirid of ber." "He do, but hot at th prospect m setting na at ma wit, on th 'contrary. Augustus, th poor dvll cherishes th hop that If he can get a divorce from his mother-ta-lahe and his wlfs can manage to stagger along together to the finish and lean considerable pleasurs out of life. Tea see. Dim Is a holdover from aa ags. whan maa feared, revered and stood for their mothers-in-lahenc th interfering mother-in-laJoke, which, by the way, appears to have gone entirely out of fashion together' with th Irish jokes. If you hear a good story a Jew is th her of it. 'However, to get back to mothers-in-laDlllle's wlfs's ma has always lived with them, and hs ha always Supported bar In luxury, although h baa four sens and two othsr daughters fully capable of doing that littl thing. It appears th battle started when DUMe suggested to his wlfs that ma ought to board around a littl and give them a rest; he said he was tired having her run th house, run ber, run th children and earvanta and try o run him. He asked hla wlf t get rM of ma have to do th job himself. He saM h wanted to b king of his own .jcaatle and make hla wlf queen of it." Cappy was silent a few moments, rolling bread pills and flicking them at th sugar bowl, "If i siad my Ufa to llv over again." hs reeumed. "I'd keep Statistic on th mother-in-laquestion and try to discover who th heat riots ths husband' ji stag mother or th wife a. Personally, 1 think th husband's mother does." "Haw oomer' Eddis mHh queried. "Beoaus mothers lovs their sons far more than they do their daughters. Bonny can gat awav with murder; all he has to do to fe forgiven i to put his arm around ma and kiss bar, weierea. If ths daughter of the nous goes wrong only one thing her-P- " Right then and there she breaks her mother's heart and If she's forgiven (which not Infrequently she isn't), shs'll never be permitted to forget that one aha did snmsthlng aw. ful. According to th average, no woman who ha the 'misfortune tn marry her worthless son Is half good fat-hea- now-a-da- or-he-'d w HARMLESS LAXATIVE nd over again th Idea waa a waster and a roue. "This Is J that ths I (,kumvJLzu ff nmcsoMcs THE WORLD'S GREATEST 1111 lt Interesting," announced with on votes. did "Cappy, what advice you glv h!mt" "I told him to tell her oularUv that ah gave him a pain where he never knew It to ache him before, and ask her ta go llv iwlta on of har son cr other daughters; that shs waa ruining his horns life and to remember h nadn t married her, and to beat It. Weil, ha told her all that an Instead of obltgln hint ah had hye-rartca all over the tvouae and mile's wlf had th doctor In and th doctor Seat Mill a bill for 110, which DIM paid. Thereupon he reported bark that my advice wasn't workable, be cause his wife had taken her mother's art and defied him. So I told hint to cnok th old lady two minutes dally for a we ex ana men stand by tor results. Hs didn't tsavs the oour-sg- e to do that, either. Then I had a bright Idea. I told him to murmur very time ah epoke out of har turn: I' d When sha d aak him If he waa alluding to bar, h was to look straight at har and repeat th wort, thus indicating that ah waa a fathead for having aaksd such an ob- vkma question. I told htm to keep that P until aomethlng happened; h tberea ana now ssnsimng naa Hap pened." -You ainiui oia man: urysee "You Grubb exclaimed. certainly hare started omtlng. That s because I know Dllll mother-in-laThat femal trisd to get m to sign a petition to th city council to sppolnt bar motion picture censor of this city. She esturorad and picked her huaband into the grave and sns a miseranie old nypocrit net, with nothing off for cash, he's naaty nice and ah ought to be shot at sunrise. I'vs known har fifty knew her to t sweat yssrs and never while th sour going was good. Th milk of human kindness, turned to osttaga cheese In that old dame!' soul whan she waa three months old. Strang to aay. Dlllle's wlfs rseem-Wher mother as much as a piece soda of on cneese reaemoie orackor. Nevertheless, th old lady domlnatss her to ths limit, and of shs's known mother ever so much longer than she s known her husband added to which shs s young. I like Dlllls and I Ilk his wife, arid I'm out to sas their happiness If It's th Mat act or a rates pent uf." bov to get action. Cappy?" now long dia it require for the "One solid month. Ma's a pig tor punishment. Dillls save It waa a terrible month tears, Quarrel, recrimi nations, cnargaa. He never talked back to either of them. All he did was look steadily at his mother-ln-lsand murmur In a far- OALEO ZV, TIT.IEO rked at ..'P,'"',a'" Pont you seeCPPy that the poor foolishj him-- rv V.S Mother! i vv" girl has let that virago of a mother-in-la- w sell her an Idea she can't away with, to wit. that Dalit ha Been cruel to her? No Judge is going to give her a decree and the cue-tod- y fc. of two children luat n u i hufhand asserted his manhood and a miva nis moiner-in-iainline can prove ms moiner-ln-laI a no, he won't have to try I'm, going to see the presiding Judge of the superior court hsrs and have that divorce case set for trial In th court of a Judga that ma campaigned against at the last election. rUt said terrible things about him after, he refused to agrse to do somsthliur for her provided shs delivered tb !uh rote. "On th other hand. Will caa ' that he ha nevr spoken eruel-i- y th plcawnt Ute Childra Contains no nar-oti- prove his to he that wife, has been kind f "California Fig 6yru," mn4 Toll or soothlaif drnra. and tender and iva her many valyour drugVst you wtat oilv uable presents, even of late; he'll toll when bilious, the glieily take it reauiae "CaTiisrala Fig 8TrBp,' th judge he loves Ms wlf and that K - lovedfeverish, aik or onstipatd. nmm him until aha hla zor oaoiea ana Uiativ refulstrs th - tea-d- ehildrra of airwvma all sgss printed on bot law oaana to llv with thaaa and n ruseo 10 so bowel i wave, littl It tie. Mothrl Tea must oay .'' nicsly. Jungs will deny J dlvorc and glv ma Hail Colum sweetmi tb atomaeli and gtartf the or jrou Ka wt aa JmiU-ti- th bia from th bench: the liver aid bowels without fig" orrujk aloM trancing t U4tJ vublioiur will mak DIUia'a wlf d. w fat-he- When Child is Constipated Give "California Fig Syrup" wo-jpe-n's ' lv va thr that bakes with and there are millions of them, has learned three - sr mxww ro Call-foro- o ruin 1 3 im- portant facts. First that she never has any failures, which means a great saving of time and material WT , 1 Second that her bakings A t a are always pure, wholesome and uruform, which goes a long way towards perfect health w 1 Third aathat the greater .1 a' than usual leavening strength of Calumet stands tor real Al conuniasion consisting of flv Ambers, of which the governor would b cn. Th eommisakm would have ths lower t appoint all members of th gam department, handle th finance of.th department and sarva, without lll was turned Th proposed pav. tver to th laglslatrv eottsmlttee, of WsJtsr JSweom consisting Charles O. ummer and fnul Bryan. During th meeting a letter was read from H. T. Samuels, Progreailv candidate for governor, in which Mr. asjuol Oladged hlmsalf, if elected, to ,7". to remove th do everything sosseul denartmnt from sollthas. Sim'- rull" lar statement ar being sought hy Cappy, rv heard you well spoken th sasoeladon from Oovsmor Moor, of aa a Kddla Kmlth Republican candidate tor reelection, volunteered. and A. U fYMhavcr, DeraoeraUc "Boy." CaPbr raHd. "mv eioH. for governor. g no Is what enable m to put It over recalcitrant moth- Students ita tn main tent of a circa. I never horn In on a pri vat Reco, battl.taand my advic to you young Being to teer clear of a domestic pop row always!" sectal to Tb Trlauas. IDAJeO IdahSy Oot. 11. f (Copyright by T7ltd tur Idaho rail students ar. being wU dtcat. Inc. All HghU reserved. gv. A, various ttnhrrsltl recognisad by th. production brohlhlted.) snd .oolleges with which they bcom afflllaUa. Kiss Margaret Hblden, ssuarhtar of Matter Importance Mr. and Mrs. Md Holds a, who ta enrolled at th University M Waahlpg-o- a by at Keattla, has been pledged to th Panama Ra Bta Sorerity. Miss ' pselal at Ta Trtsaaa. Huidea la a member of th Junior PfTOATHULO, ld.h., from th tl A; class, having graduated enthaiataatla Bitln of ths (tenner Idaho Fails high sabaot with U alas waa aaaooiatlon "portamea's held of 'M Thursday svsalaat, asd among th Maa BJtr ToOarrOII, daurhtsr of many Important matters taken up Was Mr. and Mrs. J aeon MoCarroli, snd . th adoption, of a resolution hi opan. Miss Margaret IX1W dushtr Of sllloa to rgaatsd hunt for duck and Mrs, John DUL studsnU at M'lU and other gam birds far th Oakland. In Caf, har' of providing feast and ilm'lur solleg snstgnod parts ta "Romeo and publl function a. ' AU mmtr prae-eJuliet." which will b presented a to rfra pledged thsmsetve th oMsf dramatis effort of tao yer. from parUolpatlng In any saoh Louis Taamaa, Whs Is I Mia . shoot for othsr purpose ihas th Idaho 'tat university, stale Whan TO rn of Ota grout) of player named by sharity. Aaoihr mattar of Importance wo lYofessor Jeha Cushlng, direct je of earn tn r- - th consideration of a tentative draft dramatlos. t present a series of at a mass ura providing (or a gaoa plays at th ,urvlvrlty la th bitsr sha'11 and. of course, woman-Ilkher mother for th scandal Then Ma will blame her and they'll quarrel. Ma will get ths better of ths quarrel, ayid then old Dllll wig step In, put hi arm around his wlf and aay, 'Come home, darling, and let s start all over again. Oood-bymother.' " "But suppose Dlllle's wlf refueed to go back to him?" "Well, If ah refueed for a year. he can sue her for divorce on the J ground of desertion, and get th. chH-Adren, and ah. wont Psc.lv.any all-- "' a good thing mony, and she ll lo In fact. I hof ah doe. refus to go In about a month horn "wrlthr him. she'll miss the good thing and be fed up on Ma, and- - well, I haven't rived my three score and tea and then soms not to know that tber ar mora way of killing a cat than by choking It with- - butter. .1 have yet to meet the man or woman who didn't mis the water when th well raa dry." Two months later Cappy bustled Into th Bllgewater club and crooked hie finger at the water. "Hereafter you will ret another chair at our table,"- - he Informed that Individual. Then,' tumlRg to th Bllgawatertte. he said: "Dillingham will eat with His wlf has declared us hereafter. to pay an. armistlo and has agreed thl.bin for reparation. Old IM11I' married and happy, and I'm fre. Mlrad fcUn that brought It th . about " . . "Augustus Redell. who had j. flask of eook-taibrought a hip pocket ta th table, filled th glaaee all around and raised his on high. confwdon to all mothers drinK "I sept mln.." he cried. ."And ml n and mln and mli th other Btlgewaterltss echoed. "Who darn th - socks?" Cappy -a, Mam she uses less. economy taaaaa e 'fat-hea- ill U. 8. FOOD AUTHORITIES Every Woman es When hie wlf away tone of voice. quit kissing him goodnight and good- him H vuiiiuiuru n yrnHni nis mui for ths customary caress just the same. He continued to speak tenderly to her and that month (acting under my advice) he mails har several valuable presents as proof of his love. But ma was too much for him and this morning his-wi- fe t suing Will for dlvorre. And that's ins oojertive yours truly, little old Cappy Ricks, was aiming at.'' "rauctdat," J. -- Augustus Hedell urged. , v N OTHEIl TH05B OF 'Fat-han- For Sick, Feverish, Bilious Children . mjoptsEi EVERY INGREDIENT USED OFFICIALLY APPROVED BY Bilge-waUr- . a, "Who saved th baby aftsr th doctors bad given up?" "Our tnothero-tn-law- ," the yelled Bllerwaterltee. "Who hid you from your wife when you cam home ale-y- d from th annual banquet f th Whoteeal Lumberman' association T" "Our mothers-in-law'Then," said Cappy, "sit down and eat. t find t don't need thosc.moih-r-ln-lastatlaUcs aftsr all. r Tvs got thsm right her. Th hand that rocks !" w fsther-ln-law- J' K iiw ," can-okl- at father-in-lawtn- IJaho Falls Are w of Di$cxutd Sporttmtn 0t ' . ls lle4. -- My mother-ln-Uw- !" Who gave you " wr arokr" "My mother-in-la- a '. . Ie0 pr. nt oom-tnun- kn bf the Uttl theater movement. itFrank son of Mr. and Mrs. Oeorg- - Warner, Warner. student at th en University ' of bregtm, has pledged to tho Phi (Delta Tbeta fra- , ... i. terniy,.: . '. Man Sleeps Like Lo- g: Fats Anvfliin Wu Once a Wreck From Ga on Stomach 'I sufforad from gas on th stomach so that I oouMn't kees feed down aad tosaed In bed all night. After taking ona txxtl Adleiika (intestinal I can cat anything and Ilk a log." (Signed) R. C. Millar. IntMtlnal Antlaeptls Thor la now offered to tho public a liquid preparation having th DOU-W.action of an Intestinal antlawtle and a compUt system cleanser. This preparation. Known aa Mieruu, ewia as I oi lows: j It tend to - llmlnnt' or asstrtiy harmful germs and colon bacBli In th Intestinal canal, thus guarding against appendicitis and other cUs- eaeea haying their otart nor. It cleans out BOTH upper and tower bowsi and remove foul matter which poisoned th astem tor months. . It brings out all rase a thud immediate ly relieving pressure on tn Heart.' It 1s astonishing- - th great amount-o- f pot eo nous matter Atfcatika draws from m intestinal can snatisr you never thought was In your' system. Try It right after a natural movement and notice how ration MORS foul matter it brings out which was poisoning yon. In sliwht disorders, such so sncastonsJ eonattoadlon, onur stomach, gas on th stomach or'slok hs dacha, on spoon anti-sptl- c) g9 ALVTAT9 brings relief. .treatment, hawaver. la Bifta, sexy In cases of obstinat eoravtlpa tion and stomach trotw bio, preferably under direction of your . , fkyslotan. Rsrts From Physicians. ' ' "t h.v found nothing In no fO years' praotlce to eicel Adlertka." (Signed) Dr. James Weaver. . "I congratulate you on th good affect from Adlarlka ainoo I preacribedj It." (Signed) Dr. U. Isuta-lok"I us Axilerika tn all bowel Some requlr only owe draw.' (aigned) Dr. r. lL 9. Wme wUhhala toy ...... j "Adlcrlka Hi tho beet in my snttroj 17 years' oaporltoca." (Signed) Dr. O. ' i .v.. Egger. "Cannot deoerfB awful IMPtna-VtF.- S eliminated from my system (by Adlertka). Feel hotter than fof M t (Signed) J. E. Puckstt yoara" Adlertka is a Olg surprise to peopt who have uod only ordinary bowst and stomach medicine, becaua. of Ma n so qusca, fuesaanc ana V ru-Lt- tl tion. It is sold by - leading druggistaj i everywners. - - - old In eJt lAke City by ftohramrnf. johnson, JJruga, ana othsr leadin druggists. (AdvJ ful AdleftkaloneraS! A ;. a . .... |