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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE 4, 1922. 16 MARGOT ASQUITH SEES AMERICA Vaudeville Program at Lagoon Today fTATf ft nai xecen obbgd to go to New Yortt, her reutijve oonuwctea us lo see lue wondenul views surrounding tne town. Auer speaking n ui tuierncon lo a WVUuefuy aPiafec.ative auuicnCe, with oil. nan, uie consul, as my chair mail. aniic a wiui Air, ana ails, Waid wsre more inun iiospaa-oi- . iiuree4 They Cars, Homes, iuut hae .t hot beau fur uis aeveie my itgure ecriry nur.ying up my My Disposal ; jo.iy host, who had tnieriamea me lor i wo houis at d.iuier, we couiu not nave Mayor Niel caught tne midnight train. Richards, a lady of great ability and water from going over," 1 felt almost too high standing In Syracuse university. depressed to laugh. 1 do not From Syracuse we went to Niagara think that in Scotland either Fails. the country of Scott, or the Ettrick A a complete outsider with a short and Shepherd, nor the passes of Klillecrankle hurried experience of the United States, or Glencoe, are deformed for commercial what struck me more than anything else purposes. la the way that everything In America is Condition are much tha same everyRooms; com mercialixed. where in America. is so obvious in the In Chicago. Michigan boulevard, with which Reality, arihlte-tur- e. seems to be underestimated the lovely lake on one elde and where nature should dominate, and upon buildings on tha other, running at grand enorevery road that 1 have traveled 1 have mous width for a long way. la one of been shocked by the huge billboards and the finest broadways In tha world, but It advertisements of the most flamboyant la spoilt by a vulgar erection at the end, Louis Once Brick- Flamboyant Billboards. . kind, which irritate the ee and distort advertising something or other against I mention noma of then, fart, tn show the vision of what otherwise would be the sky In electric bulbs of rapidly Railhow erroneous 1. the hint some of us In unforgetable and Inspiring. changing colors. I hava teen only two hoardings that Europe hav. that the "wild west" begin, Hideous me. One was called "A Good a few miles back of the Atlantic seaboard. Niagara Surroundings. Interested The other read : As I have Mid before, I found a knowlOne might have supposed that the whole Name. "Wanted A rare man; aggressive, yet edge of world affairs in the Inland town, population of Buffalo would have ' MARGOT ASQUITH, industrious; of America far exceeding knowledge of llkq an army to protest against a hideous By fighting, yet tactful and dignified. He must have a good education, Juna Purrlngton, htadllnlnfl tha vauda- of Great Britain. American affairs In any town in En- city of smoke and steel being erected and Wife of the villa program to bo glvon this afternoon an appearance which will give h.m around the famous Niagara falls. at Lagoon roaort. It Is not out of plar to speak heru o' gland. It was characteristic of the population an entree into the beat homes. Hospitable people, inaelllgent audiences, I would very much like to be presented American hospitality that those who rend society of good tante and discernment that our chauffeur did not pull up at the to any of the men who will answer that these impressions mgy know how deeply top of ono another, buttoned behind an advertisement! their sponfaneoug generosity touched me. You avenue of green cotton curta.ns. -- . . I received many remarkable letters and ,, bottles filled, cannot I. get your Oh, These Railroads: In the morning. or tea have not I In talted, every city invitations The trains, both In the states and the While staggertng to your private berth Dominion, have every fault, only to lunch and dine, but een to stay . thote in between the leaps of the locomotive you V ', Canada being even worse than in the are lucky If you do not fall over the tn private house Had I only realised !v , V S' r Mates. If vou ttavel by day, ou are one protruding feet of your fellow travelers, , when I left England the areat distances , ... of twenty-fou- r men. women and children or find sitting on the faie of a X2. m America I would have started earlier who a t on hard, revolving chalre eye.ng Eieering yourself lady lying "perdu" behind the one another. and made a longer tour, but I was gohangings. You cannot stretch our lirnlis, or smoke I'rlvacy Is unknown, and. though T have ing home for my son g holidays and therea clgaretr and while vour eats are deaf- traveled for thousands of miles, I did not to much refuse hospifore wag obliged ened by shrieking babies our legs are meet the train that, unless you have tho tality bv ,v scorched boiling pipes balance of a girl, will not give you My hotel rooms were filled with orchids If your are rMi enough ou inav get tomusslon of ballet, or brain. the and other goregous flowers the gifts of a drawirg room, but they do not have 4 never saw Private cars ladies whom on every train ( them Syndi192;, by the Bell (C'ofy right, mv disposal, men and were placed if you trael by night you are all on cate. Inc ) a women, civic officials hotel managers, . did everything to make my visits and traveling pleasant And one ladv wrote me after mv visit . . ; to hteago that she had done me the high honor of naming her little daughter after me! t fU? hall I Orchestra Tuesday night Tsx' ' ' Your ' heard and saw you," she wrote ' 1 enthusiasm, your zest for life, the airy By GEORGE ADE. 't? i harm , and the of movements, your ' giace a ' of your smile will live in my memory s i c s Once upon a Time there was a long- Outs against taking Fresents from Meres horlng that some of the wealth and putting them next to headed Girl who used to sit in he!- - own Strangers . of vour qualities will go with the name Hoorn on Rainy Afternoons and evolve Rules of Conduct that would be sure to one" Margot to my little Theories. Her principal Ambition in Life please and t&scinate Proper Young Men. Persons whom 1 never saw' before, upon was to stand Ace High with all the Nice it seemed strange at Times that these a learning that "stranger in the land" was Men of her 8et. Head Coach s who knew Just how to in or on their train sojourning traveling to of course Time In She the Jolly up any Mao were not out spending hoped their oitv, sacrificed time and convenitease one away from the Drove and gal- some Millionaires Money instead of writence to my comfort. For inatame, at v , v . , 4 Ren. for tffe Paper. him Pieces the Into lop ing Branding Columbus, the capita.) of Ohio, where Now thU Girl was so Foxy that at How They Dislike Bohemians! was introdmed in a wlttv speech by and of in her?elf times she got front s' UV ernor Campbell, a stranger came up to Ai ( on the Women s Page blocked her own Plays. Her scheme for andAll the Articles Is us on the platform and said Iv hoped we Mon that she met the strait-larall the Heal Boys intoxified with camealldown -- l4 getting won id let him take ta ami our luggage on Hard the Female who is in Love them to was for her engage anywhere we liked, that he loved my to be a Real Bohemian. ing Conversation and find out what kind of try&he T hook and was going to hear my lecture. heanl nothing hut of Gills they liked. We were delighted to accept his invitation v 4 fp Horror Who the Woman concerning Kind was to be that Then her ilav and were whizzed off to the hotel Mr I rinks Her Male acquaintances often She had no Difficulty whatever in inJeffries (stub waa his name) was more ' t ducing her Men Friends to talk about brought up the Painful Subject. than kind and enthusiastic I were all said it was all right for a Man Eex. the Opposite They keyed was unliu ky in mv visit at Detroit They to move up to a High Pali once In a Mr up on the Subject and full of Informain finding Henry Ford away, as I tion. While, and a Cocktail before Dinner did would much like to have met him He is a man who has rendered a great service Just as a Feeler one Evening bhe asked not do any Harm until after the Seventh i or t ' if think didn an he that to his country, as he has put at the disEighth. But it did look Tough to see eligible ,Chaiiey ' w jr " of about twenty-thre- e the Woman of Today was too Extrava- Mere Children posal of nearly everybody automobiles of . c low price and high quality years of Age going after Double Bronxes. gant. . t I dined with a very old friend of m.ne, After soonLng the Men on the Liquor Just why so many of us duck "Thats Minotto. in Chicago, and saw thrt Girl made a Jhe .Matrimonial Hazard," he confidedto Question the fount first woman of real beauty that I have her. "There was a time wheel the Men solemn Resolve that she would never hit seen since I came here. Mrs Minotto if' who got 150 per Month and had atout up anything stronger than Cherry Sunwalked into the room, with long, white $15o0 squlrre'ed could take a Chance at dae arms anti a transparently pale face; her k full of When she had her the Game. But now that vneash Allow'-anc- e dark hair brushed in waves off her forewouldnt keep one of these new useful Directions she found a Chance to head was knotted loosely at the back Shifters supplied with Fork Tips. The try out her System She was Invited to of her throat, and her beautiful eyes Maudme isn t happv unless a Swell Dinner Party at which all the Countess Minotto of Chicago, "the first woman of real beauty I have she has a Sable (oat, two cars, $ll,0oo Nice Men in Town were to be rounded glowed with welcome. seen here." worth of Twinklers and a fourteen-rooup. Oh, Mr. Kiel! She put on a simple White Gown and Bungalow with 8 Apartment or a That s why the men keep on wore a Hose in her Hair, and lust before Baths. We were met at the St I.onls station iw onr TT7?mr hnnhir Irrt fnfttrur. mFR aTsTHo e right and left, Tmt ne' er starting ehe looked all or her 8iang words Ktopptmr firm! mirtit "by a Vasr'crowd.'TmTudTng The maor half way across the American continent. had presumed we wanted to go to the come down to Cases " in the Escritoire, whatever that may be. himself, a grand fellow called Henry W. 1500 miles from New a power station' ork Omaha At the Dinner she sat next to a Bache- This was a valuable Tip. so the crafty Kiel, and introduced at my lecture by I nmh to ea of with on trees hatl the avi lovely city, a!was imagined k drle Maiden put It down in her little lor who had Nothing But She talked to Judge Henry Caulfield, the city counof side n wide fall'and htfeii would with the alow, bouleards, easy 15ng, who hae a make Hit would she him about the Four Power Treaty just that selor. of stretches of beautiful country and ateep. that this amazing After my lecture the mayor came to reach som St. is the lgoultf Interesta moat and he ta wild in im among situated fetch me away. Mrs. Moore and two other lMited cities I hae lunch lace whmMt it 1h approached by ladles accompanied us on a motor drive ingThe Mississippi la commanded u; on b Mi n stiaight, flat and crow del road, with to see the city. The mayor who Is a big its bank and huge bmhLngs spnnnel tram cars put suing their ateady course man sat rather uncomfortably between by grand bridges There ib a private p.iu the whoe wav from Ptiffalo cltv me and Mrs. Moore, and Bald that, with as '1 he as Hois the de large nunia filly, o far from beng oulogne, aril the permission of the other two ladles, an open-ai- r floater With old oak trees n a lonclv s'K.t are surrounded by he proposed to put hie arm around hiv on side the cf either tfe! fa torie and chimney stage. nanometers, waist Being engaged to apeak at a The Hi hool an Washington ota meeting of the Bov Scouts, he would he college me of buildings and their lenity And magnifcence it perfect arehifei tin if unable to attend my lecture In the eve- 1 was grateful to my hrstess, Mis Monte would be a ri lUulous aa It would be ning. he said. 1 told him that, after this, a woman of foi me to wr.te but when my and authority nothing but bribery and corruption could for driving me svrnpath out to their level) du1 irahl mu ehe had expected them to be reelect him as the mayor of St. Ixnrls v hou Tor me an more tea, whih "outlandish did not uiaagree with gave "Then I shall return to my original ' ' of seeing the environment. h r Mrs. Asquith; I starter! life as N a found univerrtv hen Mr Horton's brother told me of Y, Syracuse, a bricklayer, and 1 have not forgotten mv cltv v and excultuie of and be beaut on wish to asked lr.shman who, in ng trade, at which I wae unrivaled," he 1 had had time to set more of it w press h opn on anaweied said. m I to cnee introduced t to and. Iv dot. Dean D mo what prevent the The ladies said he was much more likely to he returned as their polltual reprehis "Joe." and. after asking sentative, chauffeur, to stop and enable him to buy me cigarets, he took me back to the hotel. We traveled next to Kansas City, arriving there In the morning, and were taken to the country house of Mrs. Edwin Shields After greeting her. I obner T.icmD for Mr uud Mrs olier served her fine tapestries, oriental china, Kirkham and family, Mrs Sarah Klrkbv Sir Joshua Reynolds ami PANGU1TCH portraits ham and funul and L. K. Klrkham. other old masters, as well aa modern Mr and Jus ? Hoss and cmldren French pictures. I was reminded of Glen Mrs Jun Ida cf Salt i ake spent last week-enPANOriTCll here (Editors note "Glen" was Mrs A- Moore of with relatives is lu r Antlmom home in freshthe visiting Scotland) by squiths Mr Mr and Mrs G X Child of Salt Lake and M. William 1'nnce of ness of the chintxes and general sense of comfort which I saw wherever I went. this oi(v spent Decoration day here Mr reMrs and Mrs. Jennie Child of Ogden William Hurst our and we arrival Omaha were at ctulurn 1pon lsited relathes and friends here Tuesmet by an oien motor lent by Mrs turned home lat week from Beaver, Kountce. who had Invited us to atay with where they had been visiting Mr HurM s day. Dr. and Mrs A V. Olsen of Sunny-sidher In her town houae. As our hostess parents Mr and Mrs M W Foy entertained a Wash, are visiting here wfth Mrs n afier-nooof Mr Olsen's number friends and Mrs. W. W. large patents, Saturdaj Clark of last week in celebration of Mr Gladys Rezzant left for golden wedding amtlversmy. MINERALIZED WATER Miss Della Ahlstrom has returned to In Garland Saturday of last week, after her home in Ilcnriev He' after visiting In Denting Mr and Mrs John Street, Sr. Mr and Mrs. Joseph Klrkham of GarPanjfuitoh for tvo months Mrs Liwrenic Orton and land visited relatives here this wackP ROUTS CHICKEN LICE MrMrandand Mrs. S. V Barton returned home Tuesday from a week s visit In Silt sake A larae number of citizens and tethELSINORZ ers accompanied the high sc hoot orchesTablets Dropped Into Drinking Founts tra to Order ille. where thc gave 1 Banish Vermin, Make Fowls Grow dance and concert. Friday and Saturda ELSINORE, June 3 Mr. and Mrs. J Faster and Increase Egg Yield. R Hanson and daughter Irene, left on nights of last week. The high school exercises held in Satuiday of last week for Salt Lake, for Any poultry raiser can easily rid his the abernacle Thursday evening. a two weeks' visit. flock of lice and mites, make chit kens Mrs I amar Larsen returned home on ttrow faster and increase their eg yield Snndaj from Beaver, where she had visby simply adding minerals to the fowls ited relatives and friends. Van LEHI drinking water. This does away with all Miss Dorothv Hermansen left for Salt, bother, such aa dusting, greasing, dipping laV for a short tislt with Wednes Iike and spraying The necessary minerals . friends and relatives. LEHI June t Mrs can now be obtained In convenient tabShe seemed to have the Bunch with her. Miss Helen t'mith left fridav morning last week here lets, known as Baratabs. after the spent for Salt Lake to visit for ten da.vs befowls drink the mlnerallxcd water, all Mrs O A Slade. Los leav to for Ing remain must convince the Men that her Tastes to show that she was no Piker. When Angeles Mr and Mrs Lester Philips of Salt fore I were he wanted her to take some of the BootLake spent Tuesday here with relatives Indefinite y simple and Inexpensive. Clifford Lowe and Mis children ara Another IV Mr one gave her a learned Talk legger a Heat she made an Awful Stand fries of rur.uci spnt Joseph of tnd seemed surprised that d Jovisiting relatives and friends in Gunni- on the frivolity and he should visiting Mr. an i M lat week-enson think that of her. the topical Flapper. seph Hammer i Mrs Walter Jensen, Miss Carol Mr an Mr not IesHe Goats of Pal Thla did Bithim from splashike prevent Mans Intellectual Equal.. Jensen, Miss Althea Svlveater and Mr in. ing her parents. Mr. and Mrs W lliam and "You cannot expect a Man to hand ingBy the time the Entree came Mrs. Herman Sylvester of Eureka Klrkham. along he were here Sunday and Monday, the guests over his serious Affections to one of these had accumulated a very neat Brannlgan, Mr and Mrs. Howard Thomas of Feather-Headshe said, as he gazea and was lot a of Oitv were Sunday guests of Mrs of relatives and friends. to a Attention paying Miss Ellen Nielson entertained Sunday thoughtfully at the Floor. wonderful Piece of Work sitting oppoDaniel Thomas Intellectual be should Mans "Woman were to served Refreshments site. of Mrs Joseph Fltztrerrld Draper vD't evening. Helpmeet. She wore a Red H nineteen guests ed Sundav w;th Mr. and Mrs. ( that mutt "Now and then a Man may have a have coat 1004 and, Costume lice and mites leave them. The tablets Featherstone Miss Rhoda Anderson of Central was although she was who talks a Lizzie for Fancy Passing also act as a tonic conditioner. Frian at afternoon of honor Men and called Tha the Ada of Mrs Merrihew lake soent guest of last week at the homeparty by their of the Giggles very gabby health of the fowls quickly improves, last week here visiting her motrer, of Mrs. Pirfle and get an Attack First Names and invited all who were not Mrs day seconds, but when it comes to Quitters to stand by foi a Bumper, she Lowe!! Hanson. Luncheon was served to every few Hook-l'they grow faster and the egg yield fre- Ada Stoddart U p who one he wants the grand Little chicks that Mr. and Mrs. quently Is doubled. Winlisa and fam- fifteen. making fuir Headway. Matter one who can was drink freely o the water never will he ily of Elsinore, Joseph Mrs. Jennie Jensen entertained at a there with thehisGray A Mr In fact, she seemed to have the Bunch Maglebv and and loftiest Ambitions to up bothered by mites or lice. play lunchton Wednesday afternoon for a parfamtlv of Momoe and Mr and Mrs The method is especially recommended O Wan! supply his Horn, with that Atmosphere with her. of Salt Lake friends. AusMn, .Vev wro guests ty Mrs Theory va. Practice. for raisers of purebred stock, aa there la of Mr Marv'f Klrkham and Miss Anna of Culture which is the true Ozone of Jetta Marouardon Tuesday Life The Wise Girl figured that they were no risk of Bolling the plumage. The tabChild and diuxhter Fb'ie of Laura Staples left Friday for Salt Lake Married Francis was Bo it down that her tolerating her out of mere Pollteneae. she put it lets are warranted to impart no flavor or Harden spent Tuesday here visiting John to study music. the Twaddle, and be a Later on, in the Drawing Room, they odor to the eggs and meat This remarkMembers of the Thursday Card club Cue to chon outEmerson. Next she of sort rontinued to tolerate her the best able conditioner, egg tonic and lice rem- Child. Lady of Mrs. were Christen Jensen. solved to cut out all kinds of Slang, reMr. and Mr? Hr!er Hvrt and dauah-teguests for knew how. The Girl with the Bookthey of edy costs only a trifle and is sold under Lillian, of Prierham Cltv ire visit- Luncheon was served. from of Talk Lina a she an absolute guarantee. The tablets are ing here Rules played a sad little Opus on the very got straight Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Montague and an Amateur with relit:vs ard f lends was the in who Steeple-Chaswhich after Philosopher the Piano, scientifically prepared, perfectly safe, and were "Grandmother dinner Montague Mrs Joseph Gray if Ogdn spent MonBusiness. , . diseolve readily in water. in Red leaped on top of the Instrument and Tuesday here with her mother. guesu-- at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Leon Wholesale Srocery Any reader of this paper may try them day "If theres anything that gives me a and tore out Jazz with eight men turnMadson Sunday evening. Mrs Amanda !?av without risk. The laboratories producing the Music for her. Mr. and Mm Dad H Fnuti of Fait Mr. and Mra. Abe Goates, who left for quick, shooting Pain it la to hear some ing And these were the Eight who had told Farataba are so confident of good results Lake were the thmdiv guests of Mr. a)(l Sprlngville last week to make their home, delicate Nectarine dealing out Slang," Girl back in the Corner all about the in that to Introduce them to every poultry Mrs "Now the Friend. Gentleman were guests, preceding their departure, said Mr. Henry Erickson. raiser they offer two big 11 packages for Mra. Irerzo Smith returned to her at g farewell party given by members of England, where I spent Two Weeks once, Qualities In Women that would help to 1. no Send money, lust your name only In Garland Thursday after visiting the Acacia club at the home of Mr. and the Ladles never use Blank. They simply attract Men. end address a card will do to the Para-ta- b home la either Perfectly She went home thinking It over and Mra. Mlllen Klrkham. A chicken dinner say that a Thing Mrs. Stanley Winn. her daurhter, Laboratories. Dept. 71, lioo Coca Charming or Most Extraordinary, and let the next time she started for a Dinner Elmer TietJen of Fantauiiin visit- waa served to eighteen. Cola Bldg., Kansas City, Mo., and the edMra. be Short on she added a Dash of Red and a few Brilat that. may it They go EvMrs. Mr. 8. V. and her parents, Mis. J. A. Bateman had aa her ruest Vocabulary, but they are Long or Re- liants to the Costume and cut loose two tl packages, enough for 104 gallons ans, duriTTir the week. up . of water, will be mailed. n Saturday of last week Mrs. Joseph Mur- spectability. Pay the to a reaaonable IJmit'. She got along 1 and postage on delivery, and if Mis Ruth Oeterloh of Salt Lake spent dock of Beaver. first-rateven was she In a a waa I though doing Magazine Besides, reading Mr. and Mrs. N. E. Nielson are spendyou are not delighted with results In ! Tuesday here visiting her mother, Mrs. the other day that Slang la Vulgar and lot of Things that none of the Men apyour chickens are not healthier, Herman Oalerlok. a week In Salt Lake. day ifmore somehow love to but ing with no one with. a put should take up up that Slang prove, eggs and entirely free from Miss Marvel Taylor and Hershel Manlaying Moral He can always nick out the Word until Long Usage has given it the lice and mite a your money will be ning returned home from Carlin, Nev , not decorate on Sunday, 4th f right to break Kind for tha Other Fellow. Why Lexicon." the into Right refunded." Dont hesitate to so- - Monday, after a months visit with Mr. Holliday Feony Farm. 49th So. and 23rd Also- thieJirl with the Absorbent- - Mind promptly you aro fully pm-- land Mr George Mannlng. this trial offer, East; Full bloom peonies. $1.00 a dosrn. would clip out lilnta to the Young, and (Copyright.-182- 2, Cpt ylhe Bell Syndicate, tected by this guarantee. 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