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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING.' JUNE 3 4. 1922. WHY NOT A PEGGY, HOPKINS WEEK? ASKS LARDNER; ALSO SUGGESTS A MURDER WEEK, FUNNY STORY WEEK AND PEACE WEEK WITH YOUR WIFE By EOT W. lUlDXZX. Announces This is our formal acknowledgment of the foun dation of WESTERN MOTORS INC., organ feed for the exclusive distribution and servicing of Packard vehicles throughout Utah, Idaho (ex cepting the Panhandle) and southwestern Wy Sming. Our announcement reflects our confidence in the development and fiiture prosperity y of this territory The personnel of this new $ te (( i Y o-- rif com-pan- includes A peace week when no matter what your wife said or dona, you would Just smile and tell her yes dearie. To the editor: Culture Week and etc. end I suppose the They has been a regular epldemlcof contagion is gen. throughout the country - Week- - around N. Y. lately includeing but In case tpey's a few places where Clean Up Week, Good English Week, the ailment aint spread to, why 1 may Music Week, Mail Early Week, Physical as well exclaim to people that lives In i Vice-Preside- nt a announcement In the paper that such and such a week, eay the week beginning May 21, will be known ea Clean Up Week and durelng that week all citisena is supposed to pick up the rubbish around their house and try and Improve the looks of things and wile a great many citizens seems to resent this Interference with their personal liberty, why really It ain't such a hardship as It sounds like because with any kind of management why by the end of the following week you can have things looking just as sloppy as they was before and that leaves you 54 weeks out of the yr. to live In dirt and luxury. Or take Good English Week. Durelng r Mr. Ricketson is a man of substantial experience in selling and servicing Packard cars ana trucks. Associated with these men are other Packard men of ripe experience and high standing, .who will capably assist them. Their purpose will be to function consistent with good Business principles in all ways. It is our earnest belief that this new company is both competent and permanent. FLOOR ENAMEL tXkfa eolres the old floor riddle. "A food brush ead e can of KgxuilM Snitsr? Floor Enamel (any of the f to saa ef Xyurisa 8lf-pi- Fleer Ensoul FREE, if you ynssat this Ooupaa say sT tea 1 with M asets (or TWtT It. , Manufactured by BOSTON VARNISH COMPANY Everett Station, Boston 49, Mate. Wholesale Distributors OGDEN PAINT, OIL AND GLASS COMPANY, Ogden, Utah. Dealers. UTAH Salt Lake City Philip Dern Co. Ill Regent St. SUBURBAN BEAVER Maeherlll A Crockett. EPHRAIM Hansen Furn. Co. EUREKA Tlntio Mercantile Co. FAIRVIEW Fatrview Mere. Co. GARLAND B. Q. Knoth Pharm. HELPER A. E. Greenhatgh. Furn. A LEWISTON Lewiston Hdw. MANTI MORONI MURRAY Anderson-Dyre- Moroni Co. n Co-O- p. Murrey Pharmacy. NEPH I Bailey Furn. Co. OGDEN Boyle Furn. Co. v Mlnnoch Olase A Paint OGDEN Go. PARK CITY Frank Andrews. PAYSON Smoot Lumber Co. PRICE Brooke Furn. Co. PROVO Hedqulet Drug No, L PROVO Hedqulat Drug No. 1. PLEASANT GROVE Hedqulat Drug No. 4. RICHMOND Everton Furn. Co. Lindquist-WarnRICHFIELD er Furn. Co. SA LIN A Peerless . Furn. A Hdw, Co. SMITHFIELD Smlthfleld Lbr. A Hdw. Co. SPANISH FORK Evans Paint Str, IDAHO Bancroft BANCROFT Fum. Hdw. A BLACKFOOT Nell F. Boyle Co. BUHL Peck A GUI Hdw. Co. FILER F. E. Drake. n Hdw. Co. FIRTH IDAHO FALLS Buffham Deo. Co. Oneida Farmers Union MALAD Tblel . A Oban MONTPELIER - . Bros. PRESTON Tippetts Hdw. Co, POCATELLO Boyle Scanlon Hdw. REX BURG Graham Boyle Hdw. ROBERTS Gates Lumber Co. SODA SPRINGS Sam Gagon. TWIN FALLS Salladajr Hdw. Co, Boyle-Slato- WYOMING EVANSTON Beeman A Cashln Merc. Co. Evanarton Faint A EVANSTON Wall Paper Co. K EM MERER Smith Brea Furn. Cob NEVADA F. Lea Te Dealers tn towns where there are no Kysittae Aaenee If there Is as KYANIZE Agent In your town, the KYANIZE Exclusive Agency le open tc you. Write us today for full particulars. MONTELL0-- C. is now on display at their The New Model Single-Si- x South 457 Main Street, Salt Lake City Station, Sellable fe Fetch sal Please Please Smooth aa velvet, tough as rawhide a floor of beauty end lasting good acm. Thats the result. Heres Oar Trial Offer to Yea rail invite all nearby motor car and truck owners to acquaint themselves with this new Packard organization. We cordially cifhtahadee). v All ready to apply simply spread from the caa to the floor. Io almost ao time its done. Nest day a bright, cheerful, waterproof Try a Caa FREE 1 in successful merchandising and financing. SANITARY , Artman, President and General Manager, arid R S. Ricketson, and Sales Manager. Each of these officials, through competency and fair dealing, has established himself as an outstanding factor in the business circles from whence he came. Mr. Art-ma- n is a man of long and extensive experience them places what it la like. We will take for kiat Clean Up Week. floor greets you. Ge He Store-Servi- ce A PACKARD MOTOR CAR COMPANY, DETROIT When all the people that wanted to toll you a new one would half to get X it out of their heads. that week everybody le asked to talk This is a nothing but good grammar. staggering blow to a majority of citizens, but they should ought to remember that in most cases where this la In effect, It la the mayor that suffers the worst as he hae to remain practically dumb. Mall Week Is in order to help out the Early post office people and not give them such a rush of work In the evening which is when the big congestion usually cornea on sect, of It being most men's habit not, to sign their mall till 5 or t oclock when they get back from lunch. But the Mali Early Proposition Is easy to beat aa ail you half to do le sign the letters late in, the P. M. as usual and then tell the help to not mall them till the next morning. Pereonaly I am heartily In favor of the Week system as a gen. proposition though If I were running It I would run it along different lines. For one thing 1 would suggest a Work Week when everybody would half to do enough work to last a yr. and that would give us all a vacation of 51 weeks when we could go around to different resorts and meet people we alto meet but was never able ways wanted to meet-the- m because their vacation come at a different time. Another thing 1 would have would be Shave Week when every man would be obliged to keep their face smooth and remove their whiskers twice a day for days but the other 258 days they would leave them run amuck and the gals couldn't complain because nobodys husband would look any worse than anybody! else's. In the same way I would have a Wash the Back of the Neck Week and a Use Tour Handkerchief Week and a Bath Week. To say nothing about a Get Tour Pants Pressed Week and a. Change Your Shirt Week. 1 would have a Fancy Foods Week when the Mrs. would be allowed to serve you- - meals of sweetbreads, chicken patties. fruit ealad, alligator pair and get those kind of meals all disposed of In a week And the rest of the yr. she would be compelled to stick to steaks, chops, roast turkey and etc. 1 would have a Train Late Week when the trains could go end come any time they felt like, but the rest of the yr. they would half to stick to the time table. And 1 would have a Coal Strike Week along about the 1st of June and make it an ennual affair lasting 1 wk. only, like the Elks carnival. I would also have a Peggy Hopkins Week when the papers would be allowed to print any number of cols. In regards to Peggy end whet ehe just said and done, but the rest of the yr. It would be va. the rules for her name to bo mentioned. I would recommend a Flub Week when you would do all your topping and shoeing and missing shots and durelng the other 51 weeks every shot- you hit would be perfect Another week 1 would arrange for le Murder Week when anybody that felt like murdering somebody would half to do It that week end then If a person failed te get murdered that week, they would know that they was eafe for another yr. aa It would be va the law to murder them In the closed season And I would schedule a Natural Week when the gals would ail be obliged to appear In their natural colors and you could find out the truth about them. 1 would have a Funny Story Week when all the people that wanted to tell V cAsk the man who owns one you the new one about the 2 Swiss would half to get It out of their system. I would suggest a Bad Weather Week when they would half to put on all the raki, snow and hall, and a Disease Week when everybody in the family that was going to be eirk durelng the fiscal yr would half to get It over with that week, and a Personal Remarks Week to which your friends would half to confine all their remarks In regards to how thin or fat you are getting and aint you looselng your hair and etc. and last but not lease I would suggest a Peace Week when no matter what your wife said or done, you would just smile at her and tell her yes dearie. And the rest of the yr. you would be at liberty Ao raise he U. - - Parley Is Still Proving Fruitless Tacna-Aric- a WASHINGTON, June 3. (By the Associated Press.) At the end of three weeks of hesitating discussions, the Chilesa and. Peruvian delegates meeting here apparently were little nearer a solution of their difficulties tonight than when their conference began. Hope of an eventual agreement has not been abandoned, however, both delegations ehnging outwardly to the optimistic view with which they entered the conference three weeks ago. But no one in authority will say upon what possible solution he bases his cheerful predictions. HUMANE EE POET SUBMITTED. June 3. Wild animals LONDON, used for exhibition purposes or in aniin mal acts and theatres should be protected from the wanton some of their cruelty displayed by trainers, declares the report of a house of eommons committee. Performances in which the animals are terrorized or subjected to risk of injury should be forbidden, the report recommends; the training of chimpanzee and all other anthropoid apes should be prohibited, and performances of the larger carnivora, such as lions and tigers, carefully supervised. s Men and Affairs at Washington By R. T. S. estate of Thomas Kearns) deceased.- -, r as anxious to get Into grave and white - , Notice! flannee as their brothers In khaki. The petition of Jennie J, Kearns, ad' Thomai of of the estate minlatratrlx There Is a remote possibility that MasKearns, deceased, praying for an ordei sachusetts may be represented by two of sale of real property of eald decedent,! Walaha in the senate. Several propitious and that all persons Interested tppeatr Intervening steps must occur belore tnis before the said court to show cause why0 an order should not be granted to sell interesting possibility becomes a fact. One of the atumb Ing blocks In the way much as shall be necessary of the foi- of a Walsh monopoly of the togas, of lowing described real estate of Said dr-- ,, course. Is Senator Henry Cabot Lodge ceased, Beginning at the southHe must be disposed of e.ther at the pri- west corner of lot three (3), block eleven-- , maries or at the elect'on to make a sec- (11), plat "A," Salt Lake City survey.-runninthence north nine (9) rods:; ond Walsh possible. Also two other Democrat aspirants for the senatorshlp thence east twenty (20) rods; thened must be down In the dust by south nine (9) rods: thence west twenty the new Walsh before he wins the right (20) rods, to the place of beginning; and. to contest, the election ef the Repub.lran situate Iu Salt Lake count v. stateFri-of nominee Utah, has been set for hearing on , . The new Walsh In the Ting is John day, the Sth day of June. A. D. 1922. at Jackson Walsh. . . . and he save that If 2 .clock p. m., at the county courthouse, t the sovereign voters of the old Bay state In the courtroom of said court, la Salt ere so well nlese-- d with one Wsiih in City, Salt Lake county, Utah, the senate, there Is no reason why they Witness the clerk of said court, with enouid not have another. So far as the seal thereof affixed, this 26th day- of t . known. John Jackson Walsh Is no rela- May, A. D. 1922. tion to Senator Davd L Walsh, except CLARENCE COWAN, (Seal.) that he is a Democrat and holds the Clerk. " Shamrock to be the world's greatest , By L F Palmer, Deputy Clerk. Feti- - ft for plant produce Gibson, Attorney George Jay uo90- Already there are two Washes In the tloner. senate Thomas J. of Montana, supple? menting David J. of Massachusetts. IN THE DISTRICT COL RT, FRUBATH There are also two Joneses, one of New ike division. In and for Salt la county,", Mexico and Washington; and two Watstate of Utah. In the matter of thef. sons two Watsons whose view, end of Samuel C. Park, deceased , estate temperaments are as wide apart as the Notice. wheel horse of poles Jim of Indiana, The petition ef Utah Savings A Trnst the Republicans, and Tom of Georgia, company, executor of the estate of Samuel i firebrand of Democracy and ructions la c. Park deceased, praying for the settle-meof final aerount and report of said general. Utah Saving A Trust company, executor, r BED IN REAR BEAT. and for the distribution of the residue of : When touring by automobile It la es- the estate, to the persons entitled., al sential rttat all available space should be for discharge of executor, has been set Utilised to the greatest possible advan- for hearing on Friday, 4he loth day of t o clock P m., at tage. With this In view, a bed has been June. A D.. 1823. at 2 In the courtroom constructed which, when folded, takes the countr courthouse. tn Lake City, fta.t Salt of eald In court, seat rear of the the the place sprints while the mattress and bedding can be Lake county, Utah. w.tne.--c. tne etk of said court, wrh used as a cushion. tlie seal thereof afnxeo, this 2itd day of ' -- (Copy right, 1922, by SaU Lake Tribune.) WASHINGTON, June 2 Word comes Is from France that compulsory vot-nbeing considered there as a panacea to many of the civic evila which confront the French democracy. Compulsory voting Is not a new thought. Already It is s. In effect In Belgium, and with good Some of our most eminent political economists have urged It for the United States urged it before women were entitled to the ballot, whereas now la seems more necessary than ever. . The contention of many politicians has been that if compulsory voting had been adopted In this country, votes for women These would not have been necessary. same political students calm that giving the right of suffrage to women has not remedied matters, for many women who ought to vote are staying away from the polls, pust as many men of Intelligence have stayed away from the polls in the past. It Is the easiest thing in the world to get the riffraff to the ballot box and the most dlff cult thing in the world to get the responsible citizen to perform the same civic duty. The newly enfranchised, the newly naturalised citl-se- n of the United States would not mine the privilege of voting for any amount of money; the native men of affairs can scarcely b. driven to the polls. Where women have voted during the test few years the same condit.ons have The more undesirable eleprevailed. ments have been, quick to exercise their at the polls, whereas the mothers right and women of affairs have remained at home. There la no question but that right would be reached at every primary and every election If all those wh. vote woo'd vote. If some pento ought alty could be assessed against the man or woman who, possessing the qualification of a voter, failed to vote, and if failure to vote could be made a big crime or misdemeanor, democracy would ns be far greater success than It ia to- day. One of tha first advocates of compulsory voting I ever heard of In this counof Colorado try was Clarence Ham'-lSprings, a real leader of political thought In the Rocky Mountain country. France Is a progressive democracy, and with her thoughts turning to compulsory voting she may yet set another examp.e to tlus younger and great republic. Before the summer waxes much hotter In Washington, there Is a strong probability that officers of the army and navy In uniform will disappear from the streets and departments of the ae well as from other c.tle of thecapital, counwhere are there try, army headquarters to-w- -- 1 or stations. General John J. Pershing, chief of staff and general of the arm lea. has sent out a questionnaire asking the officers If they cared to discard the uniform whi e on official duty in the c.ties. It is said that the responses thus far show a major. ty of about ten t. one favor the laying aside of khaki end olive drab, which have been worn- - so persistently ever since the United States entered the war four years ego. Already It is permissible for armv and navy officer to wear "mufti or cits when not on duty, but a great many officers have not considered It worth white making the change so long as un forms were necessary during duty hours. Now the opportunity to lay the old olive drab summer up in moth balls for the ent-rand blossom out In negligees, and everythe is army with a thing. sweeping , mighty wave. lont send that questionnaire out unless you mean it genera . an aide Is reported to hare su'd to General Pershing. . May. A. D. 1822 He knew the sent ment or the change. CLARENCE COWAN. Clerk (Real) "If they want to change, they can do rXOBATB AXD HTTAXDIAlfSHlP VOTIOE9. Clerk. Palmer. P Deputy By It, replied the general. (Cearult eoeaty clerk er the respective -Pierce, Orltchlow A Marr, Attoi ne s f for furl bet lafurmatkia.1 And now all stations and all hand, are . Petitioner. , ,, Vi waiting for the "good new." Infrom With the army "cits on IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PROBATE division. In and for Salt Lake county, duty, it is believed the navy quickly will state of,1 Utah, In the matter of the TRIBUNE WANT ADS GET RESULTS follow suit. The tnit in blue are lust nt e . n. l I |