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The world's record for weight is held by Miles Darden, born in North Carolina in 1798 and died in 18S7. He was 7 feet 8 inches tall and reached a weight of more than 1,000 pounds! Answer to yesterday's Puzzle Box: Liner, yacht, whale, storm, ocean. Win The New Book of Knowledge Yearbook. Send yonr riddles, Jokes, to: "Riddles, Jokes; Tell Me Why!" Give Zip Code. 'FRDTMKS DA', WJID (J OU ?.' '-- 5 AS FttWNS BY a J 4 I THOUGHT 1I V ,1 WINTHROP JWOfCWYTDHAVE THIS THINS GORDON BESS BY IT IM , THE DID YOU KNOW? REDEYE -- AN' I I IN England" got its name. The Pilgrims used his books and chief's maps when they came over. CAPP LIEgtATtal OKAY, L FROM 5.EIN TOOK HOME SISTER-MJU'- the Pocahontas, a UiahPag John Smith daughter. Though no one knows if the tale is true, Pocahontas did Way!" care el this paper. Include Zip Code. la case of become a friend of the colonists FUN TIME duplicate aestlons, the and brought them food. The Chuckle Box aataor will decide the Later on, Smith became the Man: What's the fastest way winner. leader of the colony. He un- to the hospital? John Smith was an English derstood the colony's problems Policeman: Cross Main Street adventurer who helped found better than earlier leaders had. with your eyes closed. Jamestown, Virginia, the first He made the colonists stop Man: Are you sure that was a permanent English colony in looking for gold and set them to America. He lived from 1580 to work building houses, fishing, marriage license you gave me and planting farms. During the last month? 1631. In 1606, Smith joined a group winter of 160849 he saved the Clerk: Of course. Why? . of colonists bound for Virginia. colony from starvation by Man: I've been leading a dog's Because of s dispute with one of persuading the Indians to give life ever since. the leaders, Smith was accused the colonists corn. In 1609 more settlers arrived. of murder and arrested. But when the ships reached New quarrels broke out between PROBABLY TOO CLEAN CHESHAM, England (UPI)-Arch- itect America, the sealed orders of Smith and other leaders. Soon Peter Gray, visiting left and Jamestown London Smith of the Virginia Company after, an accident prevention display were opened and the orders never returned. In 16i4 he explored New sponsored by the Thames appointed Smith to the colony's England and made the first Valley Police, walked through a governing council. Smith went on an exploring accurate map of the coast He plate glass window when expedition during which he and published a bock in 1616 called leaving the exhibition, police of New said. He was treated at a local some companions were captured "A Description by Indians. Smith later wrote England," and this is how "New hospital and released. i BY THE HERALD, Prove, 1970 that he had been about to be killed but was saved by Send yew questions, name, age, address to "Tell Me X LAST ! The New Seek Win Kewkdge (2t volumw). PERSONALLY, I'M MORE CONCERNED THAT HE'S AN ACTOR! THE AVERAGE EQUITY MEMBER EARNEO i Sunday, June 7, Tell Me Why BEING AN NIGHTTIME WOULD DICK CAVA ATWicurr ON.T&EB AT NIGHT. HOW HIGH UP R3RONH V . f AM THJNC9... O lll THE BERRYS hill FL3 PETER, MXTDj BETTEfe SEE fmSSLrLmL WHATJIMMIEL IS DOING IN C HEY. JIM BY ' y 1 CAR?r 4 WHY DID VOU I'LL PUT 1 PULL UP TH05EITHEM BKK K STOP THAT i) Ml Ur;A 9 DADET, -- 2 J ?WANTED JVn -'- BUGS BUNNY I ... I MUST J LIKE? J I UP! I CAN'T miTTOSEElT.J J ALLBOSTERS. V a. a U 1 Hi twM ON -- AN ihm "Ml w i. Juf(-- BY ' LET IT RIPE, fcCNIUKT.' INUW; NUMAP.'l LL yCU REALLY CAME TO GAMBLE J WIN IT ALL BACK HAVE KASEY fiET MAYS NEXT SAME' YOUR CHANGE WHEN SHE'S MET fEVENINfi.MlKE i blOPPEP POK A BACtEROMSlJPPER! S L hands IT WAS SWELL. TORY. MAYS,f AHEAP A LOUSY GIN I'M WITH LEW PLAYER.'-TH- 4W BY ALFRED IS IS STEVE ROPER past FEW"DvlS, if" r.'l 0EINS AND YAK ! GRABBING A NAP BEFORE SUPPER.' . 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